Lamb chops keep falling on my head.

Why is it that is seems my brain was fried during pregnancy and all the green wires got switched with the reds? What is this baby brain I've been told I now have? How am I suppose to function as a integral part of the human race when instead of talking to my husband about putting a pot of water onto boil it turns into putting a pot of boil on to water? yikes!

I'm afraid this is going to be with me forever and I'm pretty worried about my chances of keeping a fulltime job in the future when i might accidently put my mouth in my foot.

My husband thinks its very funny but he fails to pick up most of my slips and i catch myself in mid speech hoping he didn't hear what I said but we laugh about it now, yeah I'm a huge joke but its fine, its like my new party trick.  

Last week I was thinking about lamb chops, I'm pretty sure i must have missed lunch as usual but for no reason the song "Rain drops keep falling on my head" started up in my internal player but it was now "Lamb chops keep falling on my head"  I think that was a personal best.