https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 10 Apr 2026 19:20:45 +0000 Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:23:05 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=10701 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10701&PID=212796&title=kiwis#212796 Author: Glow
Subject: 10701
Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:23am

Where do kiwis live?
The dont fly do they?

Its just funny Schitt... to see the bright side of life
LOL]]> Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:23:05 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10701&PID=212796&title=kiwis#212796 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10701&PID=212787&title=kiwis#212787 Author: caliandjack
Subject: 10701
Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:19am

Glow wrote: NOT TO MENTION... 3 Kiwis die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 58 Kiwis are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Kiwis have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 8 Kiwis had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Kiwis were admitted to emergency in the last two Years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. and finally..... In 2000 eight Kiwis cracked their skull whilst throwing up in the toilet im proud to be a kiwi!!! n after that wou wouldnt be???

LOL These should be entered into the Darwin Awards.]]> Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:19:40 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10701&PID=212787&title=kiwis#212787 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10701&PID=212783&title=kiwis#212783 Author: james
Subject: 10701
Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:15am

lol hahahahahaha ]]> Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:15:42 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10701&PID=212783&title=kiwis#212783 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10701&PID=212775&title=kiwis#212775 Author: Glow
Subject: 10701
Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:10am

Being a Kiwi is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...Only in N.Z...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in N.Z...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in N.Z...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in N.Z...do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in N.Z...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and & lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.Only in N.Z...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
but wait theres more...
Only in N.Z...are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...
3 Kiwis die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
58 Kiwis are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Kiwis have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
8 Kiwis had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Kiwis were admitted to emergency in the last two Years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
and finally.....
In 2000 eight Kiwis cracked their skull whilst throwing up in the toilet

im proud to be a kiwi!!! n after that wou wouldnt be???

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