OHbaby! Forums : hahahaha READ THIS!! https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 08 Apr 2026 07:56:22 +0000 Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:23:04 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=11497 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[hahahaha READ THIS!! : ROFL ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=233148&title=hahahaha-read-this#233148 Author: Kels
Subject: 11497
Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:23pm

ROFL

]]> Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:23:04 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=233148&title=hahahaha-read-this#233148 <![CDATA[hahahaha READ THIS!! : It&#039;s that bad?? Hmmm......]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=229674&title=hahahaha-read-this#229674 Author: Chovynz
Subject: 11497
Posted: 15 October 2007 at 1:31am

It's that bad??
Hmmm... remind me to build a lockable knife cupboard.]]> Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:31:35 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=229674&title=hahahaha-read-this#229674 <![CDATA[hahahaha READ THIS!! : LOL Can definately relate! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=229028&title=hahahaha-read-this#229028 Author: Tiff
Subject: 11497
Posted: 13 October 2007 at 12:12pm

LOL Can definately relate!]]> Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:12:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=229028&title=hahahaha-read-this#229028 <![CDATA[hahahaha READ THIS!! : Love it ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=229013&title=hahahaha-read-this#229013 Author: cuppatea
Subject: 11497
Posted: 13 October 2007 at 11:21am

Love it]]> Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:21:19 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=229013&title=hahahaha-read-this#229013 <![CDATA[hahahaha READ THIS!! : Ba ha ha ha ha! I love the &#034;vehicular...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=228954&title=hahahaha-read-this#228954 Author: Andie
Subject: 11497
Posted: 13 October 2007 at 9:04am

Ba ha ha ha ha!  I love the "vehicular manslaughter is wrong".  He he.  ]]> Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:04:04 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=228954&title=hahahaha-read-this#228954 <![CDATA[hahahaha READ THIS!! : LMAO!!! actually sometimes I...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=228906&title=hahahaha-read-this#228906 Author: Bombshell
Subject: 11497
Posted: 12 October 2007 at 10:19pm

LMAO!!!

actually sometimes I am grateful that libra put that stupid useless info on their tear off strips...gives you toilet reading...unless the same info is printed twice which means youve just read the same thing in the last five days!!! DH thinks it is funny when i am calling out useless facts from the bathroom WHILE BLEEDING TO DEATH.........

ok back in my corner now.... ]]> Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:19:42 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=228906&title=hahahaha-read-this#228906 <![CDATA[hahahaha READ THIS!! : I just got emailed this, and I...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11497&PID=228904&title=hahahaha-read-this#228904 Author: fattartsrock
Subject: 11497
Posted: 12 October 2007 at 10:16pm

I just got emailed this, and I had tears of laughter..

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER
BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE

Dear Mr. Thatcher

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuardCore(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseriding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up
and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is
starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?

As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying and out-of-control behavior. You surely realise it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer
fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps.

Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that the UK is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants. Which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have
a Happy Period."

Are you *+*#*ing kidding me?

What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness - is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least
bit pleasurable?

Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Nurofen and Kahlúa and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Tesco's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of
God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent,like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular
Manslaughter Is Wrong"?

- Or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an £8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your
brand of condescending bullsh*t. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always.

Best,
Wendi Aarons
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