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Subject: 11550
Posted: 15 October 2007 at 4:05pm

very good ]]> Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:05:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11550&PID=230018&title=birth-order-of-children-light-hearted#230018 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11550&PID=230008&title=birth-order-of-children-light-hearted#230008 Author: Glow
Subject: 11550
Posted: 15 October 2007 at 3:47pm

hehe now how true is some of that??? ]]> Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:47:58 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11550&PID=230008&title=birth-order-of-children-light-hearted#230008 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11550&PID=229960&title=birth-order-of-children-light-hearted#229960 Author: .Mel
Subject: 11550
Posted: 15 October 2007 at 2:29pm

I thought this was quite good, some in my case are true

Your Clothes:

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, colour-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Dummy:
1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Nappies:
1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!
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GRANDCHILDREN:
God's reward for allowing your children to live!
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