OHbaby! Forums : GREAT LAUGH!!! more for the ladies... https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Thu, 07 May 2026 22:39:06 +0000 Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:26:03 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=12673 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[GREAT LAUGH!!! more for the ladies... : haha at number 3. I still tease...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256521&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256521 Author: Bobbie
Subject: 12673
Posted: 03 December 2007 at 11:26am

haha at number 3. I still tease DH that the reason it took us 6 months of TTC was that it was still the first batch trying to find their way. And given my baby's breech it's more fuel for the fire ]]> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:26:03 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256521&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256521 <![CDATA[GREAT LAUGH!!! more for the ladies... : ROFL ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256145&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256145 Author: Kels
Subject: 12673
Posted: 02 December 2007 at 11:15am

ROFL

]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:15:07 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256145&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256145 <![CDATA[GREAT LAUGH!!! more for the ladies... : Never before haveI thought man-jokes...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256117&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256117 Author: Andie
Subject: 12673
Posted: 02 December 2007 at 10:01am

Never before have I thought man-jokes were funny, but today, they sooo are!  Thanks for the laugh

]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:01:47 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256117&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256117 <![CDATA[GREAT LAUGH!!! more for the ladies... : Definitely put a smile on my dial!!...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256094&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256094 Author: ShellandBella
Subject: 12673
Posted: 02 December 2007 at 8:43am

Definitely put a smile on my dial!! hehe ]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:43:10 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256094&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256094 <![CDATA[GREAT LAUGH!!! more for the ladies... : Yep have seen some of these before...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256073&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256073 Author: kezplanet
Subject: 12673
Posted: 01 December 2007 at 11:33pm

Yep have seen some of these before but they still did the trick!!]]> Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:33:51 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256073&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256073 <![CDATA[GREAT LAUGH!!! more for the ladies... : I just got this email....some...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12673&PID=256007&title=great-laugh-more-for-the-ladies#256007 Author: BaAsKa
Subject: 12673
Posted: 01 December 2007 at 9:14pm

I just got this email....some of you may have read it but anyway i cracked up!!!....


The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)



3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)



4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)



5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)



6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)



7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)


( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)


And the personal favourite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !


One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."



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