OHbaby! Forums : THE MAN RULES https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 17:08:03 +0000 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:32:58 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=14778 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[THE MAN RULES : Haha I love that one ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311582&title=the-man-rules#311582 Author: Jennz
Subject: 14778
Posted: 25 February 2008 at 11:32pm

Haha I love that one ]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:32:58 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311582&title=the-man-rules#311582 <![CDATA[THE MAN RULES : LOL ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311575&title=the-man-rules#311575 Author: yummymummy
Subject: 14778
Posted: 25 February 2008 at 11:10pm

LOL ]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:10:53 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311575&title=the-man-rules#311575 <![CDATA[THE MAN RULES : I love it, I think I have it saved...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311317&title=the-man-rules#311317 Author: mummy_becks
Subject: 14778
Posted: 25 February 2008 at 8:02pm

I love it, I think I have it saved on my computer.

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Subject: 14778
Posted: 25 February 2008 at 7:30pm

Loving it. DH and I are both having a laugh.]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:30:16 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311276&title=the-man-rules#311276 <![CDATA[THE MAN RULES : he he he!! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311265&title=the-man-rules#311265 Author: aimeejoy
Subject: 14778
Posted: 25 February 2008 at 7:12pm

he he he!! ]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:12:04 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311265&title=the-man-rules#311265 <![CDATA[THE MAN RULES : hahaha love it will have to get...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311232&title=the-man-rules#311232 Author: james
Subject: 14778
Posted: 25 February 2008 at 6:20pm

hahaha love it will have to get mum to read this ]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:20:45 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311232&title=the-man-rules#311232 <![CDATA[THE MAN RULES : that is all so true. ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311123&title=the-man-rules#311123 Author: hooper
Subject: 14778
Posted: 25 February 2008 at 3:38pm

that is all so true. ]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:38:20 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311123&title=the-man-rules#311123 <![CDATA[THE MAN RULES : He he - just got this email....]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14778&PID=311098&title=the-man-rules#311098 Author: The_Stuarts
Subject: 14778
Posted: 25 February 2008 at 3:19pm

He he - just got this email. Thought I'd share it.

We always hear "the rules" From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side.   

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the Other one ..

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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