https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 08 May 2026 14:25:16 +0000 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:57:51 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=15322 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=327493&title=men-and-women-lol#327493 Author: jack_&_charli
Subject: 15322
Posted: 17 March 2008 at 10:57am

hehe ]]> Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:57:51 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=327493&title=men-and-women-lol#327493 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326816&title=men-and-women-lol#326816 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 15322
Posted: 16 March 2008 at 11:39am

haha thats classic

lol at " a man is vaguely aware of short people living in the house " ]]> Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:39:52 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326816&title=men-and-women-lol#326816 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326701&title=men-and-women-lol#326701 Author: Leelee
Subject: 15322
Posted: 15 March 2008 at 11:22pm

Our MC told a few these at our wedding and there was a few laughs]]> Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:22:19 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326701&title=men-and-women-lol#326701 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326418&title=men-and-women-lol#326418 Author: aussiegirl
Subject: 15322
Posted: 15 March 2008 at 7:03pm

cool, I liked that one!]]> Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:03:41 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326418&title=men-and-women-lol#326418 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326416&title=men-and-women-lol#326416 Author: emachan
Subject: 15322
Posted: 15 March 2008 at 7:01pm

that is quality!]]> Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:01:43 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326416&title=men-and-women-lol#326416 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326156&title=men-and-women-lol#326156 Author: Paws
Subject: 15322
Posted: 15 March 2008 at 9:39am

So very very true.... ]]> Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:39:22 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326156&title=men-and-women-lol#326156 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326116&title=men-and-women-lol#326116 Author: hooper
Subject: 15322
Posted: 15 March 2008 at 8:37am

LOL thats so true. ]]> Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:37:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326116&title=men-and-women-lol#326116 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15322&PID=326102&title=men-and-women-lol#326102 Author: newmum
Subject: 15322
Posted: 15 March 2008 at 8:03am

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Target.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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