OHbaby! Forums : Who is knocking at your door https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 08 May 2026 00:26:37 +0000 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:29:13 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=15756 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : haha! Very good! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338405&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338405 Author: my4beauties
Subject: 15756
Posted: 29 March 2008 at 5:29pm

haha! Very good!]]> Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:29:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338405&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338405 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : glad to put a smile on all your...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338396&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338396 Author: alexbabe
Subject: 15756
Posted: 29 March 2008 at 5:14pm

glad to put a smile on all your faces]]> Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:14:27 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338396&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338396 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : LOL ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338096&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338096 Author: hooper
Subject: 15756
Posted: 29 March 2008 at 8:18am

LOL]]> Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:18:36 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338096&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338096 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : hahahahahahaha thanks i needed...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338094&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338094 Author: james
Subject: 15756
Posted: 29 March 2008 at 8:07am

hahahahahahaha thanks i needed that]]> Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:07:09 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338094&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338094 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : LOL ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338080&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338080 Author: yummymummy
Subject: 15756
Posted: 29 March 2008 at 2:38am

LOL ]]> Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:38:02 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=338080&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#338080 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : hahahahaha ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337957&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337957 Author: MyBelly
Subject: 15756
Posted: 28 March 2008 at 10:21pm

hahahahaha ]]> Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:21:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337957&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337957 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : Hahahaha funny. ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337896&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337896 Author: mummy_becks
Subject: 15756
Posted: 28 March 2008 at 9:52pm

Hahahaha funny.

]]> Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:52:51 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337896&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337896 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : Hahahhahah ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337893&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337893 Author: Bubbaloo
Subject: 15756
Posted: 28 March 2008 at 9:51pm

Hahahhahah ]]> Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:51:34 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337893&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337893 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : ROFL ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337887&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337887 Author: busymum
Subject: 15756
Posted: 28 March 2008 at 9:50pm

ROFL ]]> Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:50:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337887&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337887 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : LMAO ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337878&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337878 Author: Kellz
Subject: 15756
Posted: 28 March 2008 at 9:47pm

LMAO ]]> Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:47:52 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337878&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337878 <![CDATA[Who is knocking at your door : I saw this joke and just had to...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15756&PID=337869&title=who-is-knocking-at-your-door#337869 Author: alexbabe
Subject: 15756
Posted: 28 March 2008 at 9:43pm

I saw this joke and just had to share

Making a baby.                                                            
                                                                           
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.                        
                                                                           
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a          
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now.    
The man should be here soon."                                              
                                                                           
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer      
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning,      
Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."                                        
                                                                           
"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been      
expecting you."                                                            
                                                                           
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know
babies are my specialty?"                                                 
                                                                           
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a    
Seat".                                                                    
                                                                           
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"            
                                                                           
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the      
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room      
floor is fun. You can really spread out there."                            
                                                                           
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and    
me!"                                                                      
                                                                           
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we    
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm
sure you'll be pleased with the results."                                  
                                                                           
"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.                                   
                                                                           
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In
and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."    
                                                                           
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.                                
                                                                           
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his    
baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.              
                                                                           
"Oh, my word!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.              
                                                                           
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with."                                   
                                                                           
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.                                   
                                                                           
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good
look"                                                                      
                                                                           
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.      
                                                                           
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly              
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.          
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to
pack it all in."                                                        
                                                                           
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your,      
uh...equipment?"                                                        
                                                                           
"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and
we can get to work right away."                                          
                                                                           
"Tripod?"                                                                  
                                                                           
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too
big to be held in the hand very long."                                   
Mrs. Smith fainted
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