https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Thu, 30 Apr 2026 16:21:40 +0000 Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:13:11 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=1762 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32446&title=middle-wife#32446 Author: Maya
Subject: 1762
Posted: 10 March 2006 at 4:13pm

Gorgeous!]]> Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:13:11 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32446&title=middle-wife#32446 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32439&title=middle-wife#32439 Author: james
Subject: 1762
Posted: 10 March 2006 at 4:07pm

hahahaha so funny out of the month of babes ]]> Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:07:34 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32439&title=middle-wife#32439 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32434&title=middle-wife#32434 Author: newmum
Subject: 1762
Posted: 10 March 2006 at 4:03pm

]]> Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:03:26 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32434&title=middle-wife#32434 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32420&title=middle-wife#32420 Author: netballgirl4
Subject: 1762
Posted: 10 March 2006 at 3:44pm

THATS FUNNY ]]> Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:44:26 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32420&title=middle-wife#32420 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32412&title=middle-wife#32412 Author: jdjzmum
Subject: 1762
Posted: 10 March 2006 at 3:21pm

Oh my god, I am crying with laughter, that is gorgeous!!!!
Kids, you gotta love em aye.

Well done!!

Gaye]]> Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:21:16 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32412&title=middle-wife#32412 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32399&title=middle-wife#32399 Author: Guests
Subject: 1762
Posted: 10 March 2006 at 2:46pm

hahahaahah that is soooo classic!! kids are cute!!!]]> Fri, 10 Mar 2006 14:46:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32399&title=middle-wife#32399 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32393&title=middle-wife#32393 Author: lenabeanz
Subject: 1762
Posted: 10 March 2006 at 2:28pm

I got this email just before and is quite funni!! Enjoy!

The Middle Wife

   By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

   I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back.

   When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell, So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame.

Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant.

   "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there.

He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord."

   [She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.] "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, oh, oh, oh!' " [Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans.]

"She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!'" [Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.]

"My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies,but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this."

[Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.]

"And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in
there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!"

[This kid has her legs spread and with her little hands are miming water flowing away. It was too much!]

"Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe.' They started counting, but never even got past ten.

Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff, they all said it was from Mom's play-center!, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there."

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another Erica comes along.]]> Fri, 10 Mar 2006 14:28:40 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1762&PID=32393&title=middle-wife#32393