https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 29 Apr 2026 13:08:23 +0000 Fri, 30 May 2008 13:48:25 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=17763 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=17763&PID=399168&title=in-my-next-life#399168 Author: Neeks
Subject: 17763
Posted: 30 May 2008 at 1:48pm

WOOHOO

Well said!!!]]> Fri, 30 May 2008 13:48:25 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=17763&PID=399168&title=in-my-next-life#399168 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=17763&PID=399164&title=in-my-next-life#399164 Author: peachy
Subject: 17763
Posted: 30 May 2008 at 1:43pm

I thought this was great!

'Next Life'

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.   You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central   heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then    Voila ! You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.
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