https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Thu, 07 May 2026 21:04:24 +0000 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:57:48 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=18843 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=18843&PID=431729&title=quotes-from-men-about-marriage-lol#431729 Author: NeoshasMummy
Subject: 18843
Posted: 04 July 2008 at 3:57pm

hehe ]]> Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:57:48 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=18843&PID=431729&title=quotes-from-men-about-marriage-lol#431729 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=18843&PID=431628&title=quotes-from-men-about-marriage-lol#431628 Author: MrsMojo
Subject: 18843
Posted: 04 July 2008 at 2:42pm

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas

 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" Sigmund Freud

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it ONCE... Anonymous

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle

 

A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married. His Dad replied: "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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