OHbaby! Forums : Things kids say https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:34:35 +0000 Sat, 01 May 2010 11:34:11 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=19186 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[Things kids say : DD isn&#039;t near talking yet,...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1012641&title=things-kids-say#1012641 Author: HoneybunsMa
Subject: 19186
Posted: 01 May 2010 at 11:34am

DD isn't near talking yet, but godson at 2yo couldn't say t so would say f*ck instead. I had told DP about it. His mum a few days later was taking us to the airport when we were going away of course godson is with her and he starts pointing at all the trucks and going look f*ck DP almost went mental lol.

As kids when we sang happy birthday we always sang for she/he's a jolly good fellow, well younger bro didn't quite get what we were singing so it is now a tradition in our family to sing instead of and so say all of us "a horse on top of us" my little cousin has now turned that into "a horse ontop of a bus"]]> Sat, 01 May 2010 11:34:11 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1012641&title=things-kids-say#1012641 <![CDATA[Things kids say : These are fantastic! :) My two...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1012419&title=things-kids-say#1012419 Author: Danash
Subject: 19186
Posted: 01 May 2010 at 12:13am

These are fantastic! :)

My two aren't real talkers just yet, but my 3yo nephew ...  we were at Nanna's and the kiddies were all playing in the kiddies room next thing we can hear nephew saying "no, no, mine, no, no, stop, ouch, ouch, no, no" I thought Daniel was playing up so went to check on them and nephew is sitting playing happily just saying the words!  (He has two older sisters)

 

]]> Sat, 01 May 2010 00:13:59 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1012419&title=things-kids-say#1012419 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Our monach caterpillar died the...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1012095&title=things-kids-say#1012095 Author: DJ
Subject: 19186
Posted: 30 April 2010 at 7:34pm

Our monach caterpillar died the other day, and the next day A asked "Mummy, is the caterpillar still a bit dead?"

Edited by DJ]]> Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:34:05 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1012095&title=things-kids-say#1012095 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Jody isn&#039;t really saying...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1011666&title=things-kids-say#1011666 Author: Chickoin
Subject: 19186
Posted: 30 April 2010 at 2:29pm

Jody isn't really saying any words yet but a month or so ago Grandad had a chat with her...

Grandad; "Jody, when are you going to start talking?"
Jody (quick and clear as anything); "Tomorrow."]]> Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:29:37 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1011666&title=things-kids-say#1011666 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Hmm last night Kahtrell told me...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1011625&title=things-kids-say#1011625 Author: ooEvaoo
Subject: 19186
Posted: 30 April 2010 at 2:10pm

Hmm last night Kahtrell told me I had puku boobies!...if that ain't motivation enough to lose weight I dunno what it lmfao.]]> Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:10:36 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1011625&title=things-kids-say#1011625 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Rhyley (30 hopped into our bed...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1011211&title=things-kids-say#1011211 Author: Chickaboo
Subject: 19186
Posted: 29 April 2010 at 10:52pm

Rhyley (30 hopped into our bed the other morning where Me and Elodie (4 months) were - he leans over and say's to Elodie in the cutests voice

"Hey babe'

LOL started my day off on such a happy note/feeling]]> Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:52:39 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1011211&title=things-kids-say#1011211 <![CDATA[Things kids say : This is the conversation I had...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1009309&title=things-kids-say#1009309 Author: Jam08
Subject: 19186
Posted: 28 April 2010 at 10:07am

This is the conversation I had with my 7 year old niece when I told her I was pg.

Her: Oh, I know how you get pregnant
Me: Do you
Her: Yep, you have to have sex
Me: That's right
Her: eeww, did you do that?
Me: umm, yes!]]> Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:07:42 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1009309&title=things-kids-say#1009309 <![CDATA[Things kids say : out of the mouths of babes aye,...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1009041&title=things-kids-say#1009041 Author: Raspberryjam
Subject: 19186
Posted: 27 April 2010 at 9:54pm

out of the mouths of babes aye, seriously I have only read the first page and im crying laughing so I will add my few that I can remember - DH is looking at me like I have lost the plot

If I swear or drop something in the kicthen or something DH yells out in his cockney accent - ya right
so I did it the other day and miss almost 2 runs in and says ya right? - so cute

She says bless you when you sneeze

Loves playing with her cellphone and picks it up the other day and says 9 2 double 9 - I cracked up!

Daddy is a bit of a football hooligan and Milla watches with him, she now says Gunners c'mon!

She is actually quite a comedian and daddy is kinda special too I think, and says to his little girl, your so cute, and you make me smile every single day - while I getting dressed in our ensuite - so cute listening to their little conversations



]]> Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:54:55 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1009041&title=things-kids-say#1009041 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Benjy has a bit of a cold at the...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1009001&title=things-kids-say#1009001 Author: caraMel
Subject: 19186
Posted: 27 April 2010 at 9:23pm

Benjy has a bit of a cold at the moment and yesterday he sneezed then came running over to me with a tissue saying "Mummy, my nose is melting!"]]> Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:23:38 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1009001&title=things-kids-say#1009001 <![CDATA[Things kids say : These are all too darn cute! Keira...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1008773&title=things-kids-say#1008773 Author: Daizy
Subject: 19186
Posted: 27 April 2010 at 7:03pm

These are all too darn cute!

Keira is forever coming out with amusing things and I always say to myself I must write them down before I forget them. I can't think of a single one.

ETA. So maybe I lied a little, I have just remembered a couple.
Last year I walked in on Keira and Maddi playing and asked what they were doing... Keira said "we are pretending to be daddys" Intrigues I asked and what do daddys do, Keira replies "put their hands in their pockets and stick out their thumbs". And that was what they did the rest of the afternoon.

One day Maddi was quietly playing in her bedroom, she suddenly got relly excited and came running out to me yelling "horsie mummy, look a horsie!!!!!" wondering what on earth she was talking about I followed her in to her bedroom where she sat down and pointed to an ant on the wall.

Edited by Daizy]]> Tue, 27 Apr 2010 19:03:14 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1008773&title=things-kids-say#1008773 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Haha these are hilarious!. Kahtrell...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1008767&title=things-kids-say#1008767 Author: ooEvaoo
Subject: 19186
Posted: 27 April 2010 at 6:58pm

Haha these are hilarious!. Kahtrell comes up with some doozies...but alas I can't think of any!]]> Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:58:51 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1008767&title=things-kids-say#1008767 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Hehehe thats so cute of Hannah.......]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1008252&title=things-kids-say#1008252 Author: MummyFreckle
Subject: 19186
Posted: 27 April 2010 at 12:52pm

Hehehe thats so cute of Hannah....]]> Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:52:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1008252&title=things-kids-say#1008252 <![CDATA[Things kids say : I had to revive this thread. Hannah...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1008200&title=things-kids-say#1008200 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 19186
Posted: 27 April 2010 at 11:53am

I had to revive this thread.

Hannah was sitting with me on the couch thismorning, snuggling in with her head on my chest.
She looks up and me and says;
"What's noise in Mummy's boobies?"

I couldn't stop laughing (and crying) long enough to tell her it was my heart! ]]> Tue, 27 Apr 2010 11:53:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=1008200&title=things-kids-say#1008200 <![CDATA[Things kids say : My boys have just been sent a...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=443372&title=things-kids-say#443372 Author: 2bmumof3
Subject: 19186
Posted: 18 July 2008 at 6:16pm

My boys have just been sent a little einsteins dvd from grandma in oz. They have picked up on the american accent and when saying blastoff it sounds like "blaastta" (imagine an american saying the 'a'.) Funny how they say exactly as they hear, try and correct them and there's no way they'll have a bar of it]]> Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:16:44 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=443372&title=things-kids-say#443372 <![CDATA[Things kids say : jack_&_charli wrote:kelly...i...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=443355&title=things-kids-say#443355 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 19186
Posted: 18 July 2008 at 6:01pm

Originally posted by jack_&_charli jack_&_charli wrote:

kelly...i remember the posts about the funny thing caitlyn would say...weren't you going to write a book?


haha , thats right ! ]]> Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:01:06 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=443355&title=things-kids-say#443355 <![CDATA[Things kids say : ellen wrote:My youngest used...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=443135&title=things-kids-say#443135 Author: fattartsrock
Subject: 19186
Posted: 18 July 2008 at 2:15pm

Originally posted by ellen ellen wrote:

My youngest used to call a calculator a countalator for a long time. We still call it that now.


bbbaaahahahahahahahahahaha]]> Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:15:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=443135&title=things-kids-say#443135 <![CDATA[Things kids say : kelly...i remember the posts about...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=443126&title=things-kids-say#443126 Author: jack_&_charli
Subject: 19186
Posted: 18 July 2008 at 2:12pm

kelly...i remember the posts about the funny thing caitlyn would say...weren't you going to write a book? ]]> Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:12:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=443126&title=things-kids-say#443126 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Ooo I was just looking through...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442763&title=things-kids-say#442763 Author: arohanui
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 10:15pm

Ooo I was just looking through my old blog and came across a few more....

Miss 4 Year Old had just come back from injections at the doctors. "I don't want to go back there for a very very long time. I don't like it when they put holes in my arms".

Mr 5 was looking outside.. "Liz, the grass is getting really long... it needs to be cut. When's Dad going to do the lawning?"

Baha and I'd forgotten about this next one!

The 4 year old was in a particularly rough mood. She was bouncing on my lap and jabbing her knees into my leg, all while I was trying to get the 2 year old dressed.
Me: "You can sit on my lap if you want - but sit nice and still, just be gentle"
Her: "Are you an old person Liz?"]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:15:08 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442763&title=things-kids-say#442763 <![CDATA[Things kids say : These are so funny and so cute!! Kelly...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442597&title=things-kids-say#442597 Author: lovingmummyhood
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:09pm

These are so funny and so cute!!

Kelly - Caitlin sounds like a very cool kid ]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:09:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442597&title=things-kids-say#442597 <![CDATA[Things kids say : MamaPickle wrote:bahahahahah...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442588&title=things-kids-say#442588 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:04pm

Originally posted by MamaPickle MamaPickle wrote:

bahahahahah awesome!
Cut to the quick!! She's got a fire in her!


heh heh, shes her mothers daughter ]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:04:48 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442588&title=things-kids-say#442588 <![CDATA[Things kids say : We had our nearly 3 yr old niece...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442563&title=things-kids-say#442563 Author: MrsH23
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:45pm

We had our nearly 3 yr old niece over for the night on the weekend and she was playing "hide & seek" with my DH under a blanket on the couch, he said she should hide under a blanket that was on the floor right near our dog.

She went over and lifted the blanket up and said very seriously "I can't hide here it smells like dog"!!!]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:45:40 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442563&title=things-kids-say#442563 <![CDATA[Things kids say : These are so funny! My favourite...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442515&title=things-kids-say#442515 Author: Jennz
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:11pm

These are so funny!

My favourite time was when we were sitting at the dinner table with the in laws and Charlotte was showing off some of the big words she could say. She was also going through a phase where she constantly moaned about being sore or sick- we were telling her to pick up her fork and eat her dinner. She clutched her elbow and said "I can't, my elbow hurts and my tummy is sore"- DH laughed at her and said "Charlotte, can you say hypochondriac?" at which point she grabbed her neck and said "I can't, my throat hurts". ]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:11:09 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442515&title=things-kids-say#442515 <![CDATA[Things kids say : My youngest used to call a calculator...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442400&title=things-kids-say#442400 Author: ellen
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:44pm

My youngest used to call a calculator a countalator for a long time. We still call it that now.]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:44:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442400&title=things-kids-say#442400 <![CDATA[Things kids say : LOL.... ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442361&title=things-kids-say#442361 Author: Roksana
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:10pm

LOL.... ]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:10:17 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442361&title=things-kids-say#442361 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Gia calls an Umbrella a &#034;sunbrella&#034;...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442297&title=things-kids-say#442297 Author: my4beauties
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:01pm

Gia calls an Umbrella a "sunbrella" when it's sunny, and a rainbrella when it's raining!

 

Gia was in Jett's cot one day.  I asked her to get out.  She was climbing over the rail, and was caught in the middle (one leg on each side).  I heard her scream out (i'd left the room) and so I rushed in there, and she says "I hurt my peepee!"  It's taken quite a while for her to get that she has a "gina", not a peepee like her brothers.

 

And now, because Rico comes to me and tells me that Gia's been annoying him when he's trying to play with his blocks & she takes them all off him, that she's picked up on this "annoying" word.  So now she comes to be me and says "Jett's been 'nnoying me".  I'll go and see where is Jett is, and he's nowhere near where Gia's been!  Also when she's playing with her younger cousins, she'll go to my sister's and say that "K's been 'nnoying me", or "E's been 'nnoying me".  She's such a madam! 

]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:01:03 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442297&title=things-kids-say#442297 <![CDATA[Things kids say : bahahahahah awesome! Cut to the...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442293&title=things-kids-say#442293 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:59pm

bahahahahah awesome!
Cut to the quick!! She's got a fire in her!]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:59:39 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442293&title=things-kids-say#442293 <![CDATA[Things kids say : ahahaha Kelly that&#039;s so funny!!...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442168&title=things-kids-say#442168 Author: arohanui
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:20pm

ahahaha Kelly that's so funny!!]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:20:24 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442168&title=things-kids-say#442168 <![CDATA[Things kids say : lol at Caitlyn that is funny. ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442114&title=things-kids-say#442114 Author: mummy_becks
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 12:50pm

lol at Caitlyn that is funny.

]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:50:56 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442114&title=things-kids-say#442114 <![CDATA[Things kids say : I copied and pasted this from...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442099&title=things-kids-say#442099 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 12:34pm

I copied and pasted this from another forum , couldnt be bothered typing it out again

she said to my boyfriend " phil.....do you have a penis ..." he said "yes caitlyn , im a boy and boys have penises.."
"oh ", she says "i wish i had one....can i see yours?"
"no caitlyn, you cannot see mine, you cannot see any boys for another 15 years " (hes rather protective of her )
"please?"
"no"
"pretty please? i'll tidy my room"
" sorry, but no"

"humph,*walks off* turns back and says..." i bet you don't even have one anyway "

he was not amused lol]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:34:51 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442099&title=things-kids-say#442099 <![CDATA[Things kids say : LMAO I love them all. I remember...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442079&title=things-kids-say#442079 Author: Rachael21
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 12:01pm

LMAO I love them all. I remember that thread Kelly my sis used to come around to read it lol.

We were at playcentre and we were showing Jack the Jack in a box and he went "No, its a Freece in a box" sooo cute. Freece is what he calls Caprece.

Hes also quite a tidy thing and if the house is a bit of a mess he goes around saying "mess everywhere" ]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:01:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442079&title=things-kids-say#442079 <![CDATA[Things kids say : hahah they really do say the darndest...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442076&title=things-kids-say#442076 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 11:41am

hahah they really do say the darndest things, huh

My three little cousins, aged 3, 7 and 9 at the time, were staying with us for a night while their Mum and Dad were away.
In the morning before they were picked up they decided to record some songs onto tape to give their Mum and Dad. I got them going with a song and popped off to the toilet. I came back and they were giggling uncontrollably. I just thought they were having fun, so giggled with them.

Their Mum and Dad come to pick them up and were made to listen to the tape.
It starts off well, singing a nice song.... then all of a sudden you hear this teeny little voice (miss 3) saying, quite clearly, "Daddy has a big pee-pee!" (this is what was said when I left the room!)

Oh man. We were all trying SO hard not to laugh!!]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:41:37 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=442076&title=things-kids-say#442076 <![CDATA[Things kids say : LOL Liz!! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441998&title=things-kids-say#441998 Author: Roksana
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 10:03am

LOL Liz!! ]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:03:02 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441998&title=things-kids-say#441998 <![CDATA[Things kids say : lol linda! Oh and I once babysat...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441941&title=things-kids-say#441941 Author: arohanui
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 9:01am

lol linda!

Oh and I once babysat a little boy who was going on about his "wumpf*ck".... and then took me outside to show me his dumptruck.]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:01:36 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441941&title=things-kids-say#441941 <![CDATA[Things kids say : lol no sorry it wasn&#039;t said...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441939&title=things-kids-say#441939 Author: arohanui
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 9:00am

lol no sorry it wasn't said in a British accent! Very much kiwi I can totally hear it in the accent though, cute as!!!

My niece when she was 5 was trying to sit between me, DH and her sis on the bed.... she sits in front of us then wiggles back and goes "I'll just squeeze my little a*s back here" lol! I'm like "you mean your bottom" haha.... lets just say my SIL has colourful language ]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:00:10 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441939&title=things-kids-say#441939 <![CDATA[Things kids say : This just happened yesterday DD...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441935&title=things-kids-say#441935 Author: linda
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:59am

This just happened yesterday

DD aged 2.5 Mum, my penis is sore, can you rub it.

Yikes, changed the subject fast]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:59:25 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441935&title=things-kids-say#441935 <![CDATA[Things kids say : LMAO!! These are so cute!! Great...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441876&title=things-kids-say#441876 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 19186
Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:36am

LMAO!!
These are so cute!! Great thread idea, Liz!

My 2 year old nephew comes out with some classics.
He calls Hannah "bebe" and me "bebe mama" cos there's no way he can get his toungue around my name. (My cousin, at 4, called me "Charsh*t" - unfortunately, it stuck - she's now 16).

He started to call my Mum Tony. And none of us knew why, but we just went with it.
it's now morphed into "Trannie" - we clicked, he's trying to say "Granny" but can't make the "gr" sound.

hahahaha Liz, I'm still laughing at "hey guys....I farted!"    Were these the British kids? Cos that would make it SO much cuter, with their accents!
]]> Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:36:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441876&title=things-kids-say#441876 <![CDATA[Things kids say : This morning i told Caitlyn i...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441854&title=things-kids-say#441854 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 11:02pm

This morning i told Caitlyn i wasn't feeling very well and she looked at me and said
"mum, are you SURE your'e not pregnant "
took me by surprise, i didnt know she knew about feeling sick when you were pregnant!

The other night i said "dont you wish your mum could sing Caitlyn ?" and she looked at me and said "no, but i wish you could dance " whoa! talk about breaking my heart !!

I used to have a whole thread on the random stuff she said actually eg "you can be my mummys SPECIAL friend , shes pretty and will make muffins for you "

Last night she informed me she was "as cold as a whistle " bless ]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:02:05 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441854&title=things-kids-say#441854 <![CDATA[Things kids say : hahaha. Liz, love it. Jake also...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441816&title=things-kids-say#441816 Author: fattartsrock
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 10:16pm

hahaha. Liz, love it.

Jake also says "No Ploblem, mama!" alot cute. Although tonight he said No Ploblem, Mama, F#@K$ Sake!" when I asked him to get his pjs on.... ]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:16:35 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441816&title=things-kids-say#441816 <![CDATA[Things kids say : bahahhaahaaa liz that is the funniest...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441676&title=things-kids-say#441676 Author: arohanui
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 8:26pm

bahahhaahaaa liz that is the funniest ever!!
]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:26:51 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441676&title=things-kids-say#441676 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Me (looking at baby of the week)...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441600&title=things-kids-say#441600 Author: lizzle
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 7:47pm

Me (looking at baby of the week) - look at the babies Jake. which one do you like?
jake: horrifed: we have a baby mummy. we don't need another one

and then he shut the laptop and patted my leg
"no more baby mummy"
and walked away]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:47:35 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441600&title=things-kids-say#441600 <![CDATA[Things kids say : My 4 and a half year old neighbour...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441544&title=things-kids-say#441544 Author: ginger
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 6:53pm

My 4 and a half year old neighbour knows I'm having a baby and is very excited. She also understands that 'Allan and Mon' have had to do things a little different to get pregnant. The problem is that she is telling all and sundry ...

"Mon is having a baby but Allan's not the daddy"



Erm ... I guess it's all about interpretation    That's the only way she can comprehend that the way we are having a baby is different to the way her mummy and daddy had her!]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:53:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441544&title=things-kids-say#441544 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Kaiz - LMAO at the undies thing!! I...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441471&title=things-kids-say#441471 Author: Roksana
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 5:39pm

Kaiz - LMAO at the undies thing!!

I called my DD at Day care that day she came to the phone "Hi mumma...where are you?"

I am at work baby!!

DD "Oh making money?"

Yes!!

DD: "ok we go shopping!!" Bye c you!!"

]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:39:44 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441471&title=things-kids-say#441471 <![CDATA[Things kids say : My 5 year old has certainly had...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441452&title=things-kids-say#441452 Author: Snappy
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 5:08pm

My 5 year old has certainly had me in fits of laughter..

"oooooooooo Mum, I just love those undies you are wearing. Can you keep them so that i can wear them when im 25?"

Having a bath together one night...
"mum.. your boobies are funny. They are pointing at me" Lol.

"mum, if jackson dies, that'll be sad. But it will be ok, cause if theres another baby boy like jackson with no mum or dad we can just get him instead. He has to be the same size as Jackson though so he can fit all his clothes"



]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:08:56 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441452&title=things-kids-say#441452 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Oh my gosh that is so cute, mummy...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441423&title=things-kids-say#441423 Author: arohanui
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 4:39pm

Oh my gosh that is so cute, mummy sweetheart!]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:39:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441423&title=things-kids-say#441423 <![CDATA[Things kids say : We were recently talking about...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441355&title=things-kids-say#441355 Author: Cassie
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 3:23pm

We were recently talking about our surname (Hart) with Ivy and she decided that no, she wasn't Ivy Hart, she was Ivy Sweetheart! lol it's so cute, she's still telling people that she's Ivy Sweetheart, and she calls me mummy sweetheart now sometimes as well ]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:23:49 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441355&title=things-kids-say#441355 <![CDATA[Things kids say : he he. Jake has started saying,...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441261&title=things-kids-say#441261 Author: fattartsrock
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 2:26pm

he he.

Jake has started saying, Hmmm, mummy,thats stwange or hmmm mummy, thats weird.
He also likes to pretend to play the Kilute (flute) loves Ammalumps (ambulance), blowcaneos (volcanoes - hills) the simsims (simpsons) loves to eat craddots (carrots) likes to watch criddit (clifford)
So many others. Am totalyl in love with the Kilute one, though!]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:26:38 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441261&title=things-kids-say#441261 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Awww cute! The niece got some...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441069&title=things-kids-say#441069 Author: arohanui
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:31pm

Awww cute!

The niece got some new pjs and was doing them up, and said "this makes me nervous cos the buttons are on the other side than what I'm used to, I feel nervous about it" lol.

The kids I used to nanny for, we were walking/biking around the park and Miss 3 was a little way ahead of us pushing her dolly in her pram. All of a sudden she stops, turns around with a grin on her face, and goes "hey you guys - I farted!" lol.]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:31:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441069&title=things-kids-say#441069 <![CDATA[Things kids say : Andre said the other day that...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441058&title=things-kids-say#441058 Author: mummy_becks
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:26pm

Andre said the other day that he was anxious, so DH said to him why are you anxious Andrew. he said he was anxious as he programme had finished. Was meant to be angry.

Monday at DC Andrew said to the teacher, my mummy will be here soon (this was a t 3.30pm) and she why is that Andrew. Andrew relied cos it is getting dark and my mumy has to get me home before it gets dark.

]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:26:02 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441058&title=things-kids-say#441058 <![CDATA[Things kids say : With my 7 year old niece staying...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441046&title=things-kids-say#441046 Author: arohanui
Subject: 19186
Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:22pm

With my 7 year old niece staying with us for a few days, we heard some classics....

The Simpsons came on tv....
"Oh The Simsims, I love the Simsims"
"The Simsims?"
"Yeah The Simsims"
(even when we looked at the word and how it was spelt, she was still convinced it was the Simsims and we were all wrong!).

When I was trying to decipher a story she'd written, and couldn't work out what the word "awnkl" was...
"What's that word there?"
"Uncle"
"Oh of course, I see that now"
"That's ok.... good try though Aunty Lizzy" !!!

She was singing with me and Harry...
"My bunny lies over the ocean, my bunny lies over the sea, my bunny lies over the ocean, so bring back my bunny to me" lol

When we had lots of the rellies staying over on Fri night...
"Aunty Lizzy, where am I gonna sleep tonight"
"You're gonna sleep in the lounge, with Grandma and your big sis, it'll be like a slumber party"
"Oh cool, a slumber party... will there be wine? I like wine!"

And a couple of years ago, Christmas morning (we were all sleeping in a tent together), she woke up and said... "I know what day it is!".
"What day?" asked her big sis.
"Monday."

Nice.


So go on, add yours.... ]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:22:53 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=19186&PID=441046&title=things-kids-say#441046