https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 01 May 2026 17:07:53 +0000 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:48:29 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=20031 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465759&title=laugh-for-the-day#465759 Author: Daizy
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Posted: 12 August 2008 at 10:48am

Haha!]]> Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:48:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465759&title=laugh-for-the-day#465759 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465742&title=laugh-for-the-day#465742 Author: Andie
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Posted: 12 August 2008 at 10:28am

I love it!!! so funny... so true! ]]> Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:28:53 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465742&title=laugh-for-the-day#465742 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465717&title=laugh-for-the-day#465717 Author: Paws
Subject: 20031
Posted: 12 August 2008 at 10:09am

So very true!!!!]]> Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:09:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465717&title=laugh-for-the-day#465717 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465669&title=laugh-for-the-day#465669 Author: Neeks
Subject: 20031
Posted: 12 August 2008 at 9:11am

LMAO, too true!! I love it, thanks for sharing ]]> Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:11:19 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465669&title=laugh-for-the-day#465669 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20031&PID=465650&title=laugh-for-the-day#465650 Author: jack_&_charli
Subject: 20031
Posted: 12 August 2008 at 8:58am

How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.


How To Shower Like a Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.


I KNOW YOUR LAUGHING CAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!


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