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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=19029">Neeks</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 20663<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 04 September 2008 at 7:37pm<br /><br />LOL <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=18525">Daizy</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 20663<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 04 September 2008 at 7:32pm<br /><br />Lol!<img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=19057">hooper</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 20663<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 04 September 2008 at 6:19pm<br /><br />they are good.<img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley1.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=19393">MrsMojo</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 20663<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 04 September 2008 at 6:08pm<br /><br /><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 36pt"><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=fuchsia size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 36pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=navy size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 36pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: navy">In a Podiatrist's office:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Time wounds all heels.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Verdana color=blue size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">On a Septic Tank Truck</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">:</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Yesterday's Meals on Wheels</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=red size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red">At a Proctologist's door:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'To expedite your visit, please back in.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=purple size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: purple">On a Plumber's truck:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'We repair what your husband fixed.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=green size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green">On another Plumber's truck:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=gray size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=gray size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: navy">On a Church's Billboard:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'7 days without God makes one weak.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=olive size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=purple size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: purple">At a Tyre Shop in</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=purple size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Milwaukee </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple">:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Invite us to your next blowout.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=green size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green">On an Electrician's truck:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Let us remove your shorts.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: navy">In a Nonsmoking Area:</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: navy"></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=teal size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: teal; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=red size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red">On a Maternity Room door:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Push. Push. Push.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue">At an Optometrist's Office</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> :</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=green size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=green size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: black">On a Taxidermist's window:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=teal size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: teal; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'We really know our stuff.'</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=green size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=gray size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: gray">On a Fence:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=purple size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=teal size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: teal">At a Car Dealership:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: navy">Outside a Muffler Shop:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=teal size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: teal; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=red size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red">In a Veterinarian's waiting room:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=green size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green">At the Electric Company</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=green size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green">:</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">However, if you don't, you will be.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=gray size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=gray size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: gray">In a Restaurant window</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=gray size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: gray">:</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=gray size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: gray"></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=green size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Don't stand there and be hungry.</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=green size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Come on in and get fed up.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: navy">In the front yard of a Funeral Home</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">:</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=navy size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy"></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=gray size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">At a Propane Filling Station:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Thank heaven for little grills.'</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">**************************</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P></DIV></DIV><DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=fuchsia size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia">And finally,</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=fuchsia size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia">Chicago Radiator Shop:</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=fuchsia size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P class=Ms&#111;normal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Tahoma color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Best place in town to take a leak.'</SPAN></FONT></P><span style="font-size:10px"><br /><br />Edited by MrsMojo</span>]]>
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