OHbaby! Forums : Wonderful definitions of designations: https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 09 May 2026 07:17:34 +0000 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:35:45 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=20857 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[Wonderful definitions of designations: : Oh my goodness, I think I&#039;m...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20857&PID=489398&title=wonderful-definitions-of-designations#489398 Author: Katherine
Subject: 20857
Posted: 12 September 2008 at 1:35pm

Oh my goodness, I think I'm an "onsite coordinator". Uh-oh!

]]> Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:35:45 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20857&PID=489398&title=wonderful-definitions-of-designations#489398 <![CDATA[Wonderful definitions of designations: : haha that made me laugh out load...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20857&PID=489328&title=wonderful-definitions-of-designations#489328 Author: james
Subject: 20857
Posted: 12 September 2008 at 12:08pm

haha that made me laugh out load lol ]]> Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:08:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20857&PID=489328&title=wonderful-definitions-of-designations#489328 <![CDATA[Wonderful definitions of designations: : Wonderful definitions of designations: 1)...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20857&PID=489326&title=wonderful-definitions-of-designations#489326 Author: SMoody
Subject: 20857
Posted: 12 September 2008 at 12:05pm

Wonderful definitions of designations:

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months

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