OHbaby! Forums : How to make a baby ... https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 01 May 2026 15:29:15 +0000 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:20:29 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=21185 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : Article wrote:You eat lots...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=500299&title=how-to-make-a-baby#500299 Author: busymum
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 8:20pm

Originally posted by Article Article wrote:

You eat lots of food, very healthy food, and that makes the egg. But you do have to eat very healthy food, even like 18 broccolis a week.


DH says: "That was a crave!!! It had to be. I mean, no one would eat 18 broccolis - really!"

Haha he is probably right. The way I have been craving lately... although it has been more like 18 spinach plants a week ]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:20:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=500299&title=how-to-make-a-baby#500299 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : &#034;I think ladies are pregnant...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499713&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499713 Author: kiwisj
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 12:40pm

"I think ladies are pregnant for about a month and then the baby comes out of the tummy."

If only!!

Daizy - ROFL at Keira, that's so cute!

Edited by kiwisj]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:40:58 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499713&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499713 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : Keira is still convinced that...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499536&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499536 Author: Daizy
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 10:48am

Keira is still convinced that Maddi was hiding in my tummy and got stuck so we had to go to hospital so we could pull her out of my belly button.
And that we were playing with playdough before she came and visited us ands thats why she was covered in vernix.
And that the midwife took all her teeth out so she couldnt bite us ]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:48:45 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499536&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499536 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : Kids are just so innocent and...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499505&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499505 Author: Leelee
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 10:29am

Kids are just so innocent and say the cutest things]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:29:36 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499505&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499505 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : That is so cute and wow that Jessica...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499432&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499432 Author: DzinerGirl
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 9:25am

That is so cute and wow that Jessica is a smart little cookie!

She seems to know more than some adults LOL

Edited by DzinerGirl]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:25:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499432&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499432 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : Thanks Emz and Deez. That&#039;s...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499395&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499395 Author: MrsMojo
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 9:07am

Thanks Emz and Deez.

 

That's just gorgeous!

]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:07:08 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499395&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499395 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : To make a baby you need to eat...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499349&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499349 Author: Deez
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 8:26am

To make a baby you need to eat 18 broccolis
That's one six-year-old's take on the facts of life. As the Family Planning Association publishes a sex education pamphlet for six-year-olds to encourage early discussion of the facts of life, we ask five children what they know about where babies come from.
Amy- Where do babies come from?

Amy- Where do babies come from?
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Amy, 6: I think God makes babies, using a very special magic. They grow in a mummy's tummy. I think God rolls a dice, maybe, that's got hundreds of numbers on it. Each lady has a number, and if that number matches the number that is on the dice that God throws, the lady gets a baby growing in her tummy. I think ladies are pregnant for about a month and then the baby comes out of the tummy. I remember being in my mummy's tummy. It was lovely and warm inside.

Joseph, 7: Babies come from mummies' tummies which is where they get born. There is an egg inside the tummy and it cracks. The tummy decides if it's a boy or girl. It starts by making the head and then the rest of the body. The daddy helps the mummy look after the baby and he helps by sex. He gives the baby half the blood. One day when you are really in love, you say you are going to have sex and then you've made a baby.

Angus, 5: Babies come from the mummy and daddy. Inside the mummy's tummy, they go zoom - the two things. Whoever wins the race goes wuvavoovavoov, mixed up with the egg and then out pops the baby. Which one won the race? Did I win the race? Do they have eyes? I won't have any children. I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole.

Frederica, 6: They come from Mummy's tummy. They start like an egg. I'm not sure how the egg gets there to begin with. I think it comes from food. You eat lots of food, very healthy food, and that makes the egg. But you do have to eat very healthy food, even like 18 broccolis a week. The egg in the tummy grows bigger and bigger. Then the mummy goes to hospital and the doctor cuts open her tummy and she can see the little baby peeping out. There is a tube between the mummy and baby that feeds the baby before it is born, and then that turns into your tummy button. That's where they come from. Babies don't grow in the ground or come from the sea or anything. (What do daddies do?) You have to be married first before the baby comes. That's how you know to get a baby ready. Mummies have the baby and daddies get to choose the name. There are some differences between boys and girls. Boys have short hair and girls have long hair. Boys are tough and girls are girlie. Boys don't really like princesses. Boys and girls both have nipples. We don't really talk about things like this at school.
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Jessica, 6: The only thing I know about how babies are made is that the sperm joins up with the egg. I know the sperm comes from the father, and the egg from the mother. I think it happens because the people are near to each other. I don't know exactly what happens next. After this, the baby starts growing in the mummy's tummy. It stays there for nine months, gets bigger and starts to kick. The baby and the mummy are joined together by a cord that gets cut when the baby comes out. After nine months, the mummy goes to hospital and the people take the baby out of her tummy. I was the wrong way round. I know that some babies come out a different way, but I'm not sure how.

    * Have your say

I think that its good to let younger generations know the facts, but not that young. Okay so its natural and to be expected, and even in the way of religion (If it wasn't wanted, we wouldn't be give the choice) but kids are still kids, and we take away innocence when we burden them like that.

Joy, Swansea,

I think Jessica's parents deserve an award. This child has not been filled with made up stories that protect the parent(s) from embarrassment but serve no purpose. She has been given factual information that reflects her age, maturity and innocence. WELL DONE HER PARENTS!!

Laura, Brentwood, Essex

This is disgusting. And we wonder why our children are becoming more sex-obsessed than ever. Here's an idea, how about telling them to be decent, moral, and ethical people? How about raising the next-generation Gods way instead of sacrificing morality? May God help us if we reject family values.

Charles J, NJ, USA]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:26:20 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499349&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499349 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : To make a baby you need to eat...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499342&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499342 Author: emz
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 8:22am

To make a baby you need to eat 18 broccolis
That's one six-year-old's take on the facts of life. As the Family Planning Association publishes a sex education pamphlet for six-year-olds to encourage early discussion of the facts of life, we ask five children what they know about where babies come from.

Amy- Where do babies come from?

Amy, 6: I think God makes babies, using a very special magic. They grow in a mummy's tummy. I think God rolls a dice, maybe, that's got hundreds of numbers on it. Each lady has a number, and if that number matches the number that is on the dice that God throws, the lady gets a baby growing in her tummy. I think ladies are pregnant for about a month and then the baby comes out of the tummy. I remember being in my mummy's tummy. It was lovely and warm inside.

Joseph, 7: Babies come from mummies' tummies which is where they get born. There is an egg inside the tummy and it cracks. The tummy decides if it's a boy or girl. It starts by making the head and then the rest of the body. The daddy helps the mummy look after the baby and he helps by sex. He gives the baby half the blood. One day when you are really in love, you say you are going to have sex and then you've made a baby.

Angus, 5: Babies come from the mummy and daddy. Inside the mummy's tummy, they go zoom - the two things. Whoever wins the race goes wuvavoovavoov, mixed up with the egg and then out pops the baby. Which one won the race? Did I win the race? Do they have eyes? I won't have any children. I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole.

Frederica, 6: They come from Mummy's tummy. They start like an egg. I'm not sure how the egg gets there to begin with. I think it comes from food. You eat lots of food, very healthy food, and that makes the egg. But you do have to eat very healthy food, even like 18 broccolis a week. The egg in the tummy grows bigger and bigger. Then the mummy goes to hospital and the doctor cuts open her tummy and she can see the little baby peeping out. There is a tube between the mummy and baby that feeds the baby before it is born, and then that turns into your tummy button. That's where they come from. Babies don't grow in the ground or come from the sea or anything. (What do daddies do?) You have to be married first before the baby comes. That's how you know to get a baby ready. Mummies have the baby and daddies get to choose the name. There are some differences between boys and girls. Boys have short hair and girls have long hair. Boys are tough and girls are girlie. Boys don't really like princesses. Boys and girls both have nipples. We don't really talk about things like this at school.

Jessica, 6: The only thing I know about how babies are made is that the sperm joins up with the egg. I know the sperm comes from the father, and the egg from the mother. I think it happens because the people are near to each other. I don't know exactly what happens next. After this, the baby starts growing in the mummy's tummy. It stays there for nine months, gets bigger and starts to kick. The baby and the mummy are joined together by a cord that gets cut when the baby comes out. After nine months, the mummy goes to hospital and the people take the baby out of her tummy. I was the wrong way round. I know that some babies come out a different way, but I'm not sure how.


There you go, Jo! ]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:22:48 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499342&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499342 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : The link is blocked from my work...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499339&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499339 Author: MrsMojo
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 8:13am

The link is blocked from my work pc.

Can anyone copy and paste it into this thread?

 

]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:13:39 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499339&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499339 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : PMSL!! Those are so cute! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499331&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499331 Author: caraMel
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 8:08am

PMSL!! Those are so cute!]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:08:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499331&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499331 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : Secret hole HAHAH So cute If...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499277&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499277 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 6:57am

Secret hole HAHAH
So cute

If only it was as easy as eating 18 brocollis, eh ]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:57:08 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499277&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499277 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : Aww that is so darn cute! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499275&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499275 Author: arohanui
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 6:43am

Aww that is so darn cute!]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:43:37 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499275&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499275 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : Haha- from the mouths of babes...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499268&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499268 Author: Jennz
Subject: 21185
Posted: 25 September 2008 at 12:57am

Haha- from the mouths of babes

Oh to be so innocent again!]]> Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:57:47 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499268&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499268 <![CDATA[How to make a baby ... : This is very cute.... click here...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499260&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499260 Author: kiwisj
Subject: 21185
Posted: 24 September 2008 at 11:18pm

This is very cute....

click here]]> Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:18:23 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=21185&PID=499260&title=how-to-make-a-baby#499260