Pepsi that is it... *faints*

LOL Jo at your DH, I was worried too and made my mum search the whole house before I even left the bedroom hehehe

DH read this post and he's suggested that the bird might be hiding somewhere in your house waiting for you to let your guard down.

He's mean

OMG Kels that would be horrible. I am like that with moths - I am so scared of them.

Kels I would LMAO but I do the exact same thing if a bee gets into the house.

Mel if I had fainted it probably woulod have pecked me to death lol

Im still tramatised and feeling the love from you all to know I am not alone in my fear of birds.

Lesieli on the other hand wants to hunt and kill the bird that pooped on her bed  

All I now is it was black and bigger than a seagul althou mum reckons my fear of the thing has emphaised the size in my mind lol after all what birds are bigger than a seagul, black and hang out in a palm tree lol

So while I am minding my own own business in my bedroom I hear some russling on the lounge like a cat or something, Just as I am about to go and check it out this loud bird sound comes from the lounge. Gah I am scared of birds so I immediately start to have kitterns. I close my bedroom door while trying to think of what to do. I creap and open the door to sneak out and see what is actually in my house at which time this HUGE black thing flies pass my head. I scream blue murder and slam my door. It turns out the black bird isnt in the lounge, it was in my hallway stalking me. I ring mum and she laughing at the thought of me locked in my room. Next thing while on the phone to mum I hear things crashing and falling of objects. Now there is no way I was going out to investigate. Mum is in the middle of something and said she will rescue me as soon as she has finished. She then rings me about 15mins later and I tell her all is quiet so she encourages me on to go and check if the bird has gone. Again I try and use every brave bone in my body to leave the room but just as Im about to take one step into the hallway it sees me and comes charging across the floor at me, again I scream my lungs out (poor mum on the other end of the phone) and slam the door. Mum is ROFL her AO at this stage while I am again a prisoner in my room. She arrives an hour later with the kids. The bird had gone but left loads of dropping thru the house and knocked things off the window and shelves in the kitchen.

Yay for mum to the rescue!! LMAO about it now but at the time was crapping myself big time...damn bird