Yeah I can laugh now because seriously I must look like a complete nut bar having issues with a bird lol. I when we got home after marching I was keeping check as we were driving up the driveway lol.

Sorry I did have to laugh  at the possessed bird and Alize walking around repeating you.

Omgosh nearly forgot to tell you guys.

I was on my way out the back door which I have to walk thru  the landry to get to, and before I realised what was going on this crazy black bird (yep I am convinced the same one) flew right at me from on top of my washing machine. I screamed so loud that it flew right out the door lol. Mean while Alize was walking behind me saying with a frowned expression "quiet mummy". I bundle him up in my arms shaking, lock the back door and go the long way round which included a walk up the drive way. Damn bird was sitting watching me the whole time we were walking up the driveway

I need a tresspass order against this abusive bird. I will try and get a photo, its bloody possessed I tell ya. Talk about a fatal attraction. And of course because I have a potty mouth Alize is parroting "f'ing bird" while we are headng up the driveway to the car (probably cause I was saying it while walking thru the house). Ekkkk better get a nice birdie book so we can have nice conversation about them instead of him thinking about his noisy mummy and the F'ing bird lol