https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 06 May 2026 07:11:21 +0000 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:48:09 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=22500 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=546386&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#546386 Author: ginger
Subject: 22500
Posted: 18 November 2008 at 1:48pm

Ummm ... pretty close to the same thing, except he landed on his ass after he was lying on mine flat out and the dog licked his feet and tickled him so he over-balanced off.

Still, I shouldn't point the finger - I face planted into the couch when I first tried it out ]]> Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:48:09 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=546386&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#546386 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=546356&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#546356 Author: sunnyhoney
Subject: 22500
Posted: 18 November 2008 at 1:07pm

KylahsMum wrote: LMAO my DF has done that expect he was lying with his back on the swiss ball and like rolled backwards into the coffee table!!

I did that. Sitting on my swiss ball at about 8 weeks pg and right after DH had told me to be careful or that would happen! ]]> Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:07:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=546356&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#546356 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=546230&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#546230 Author: TraceyA
Subject: 22500
Posted: 18 November 2008 at 10:36am

caitlynsmygirl wrote: Haha! my DF is stupid in that he cant predict what I want , he HAS to be told what it is I want . He should know . He should just ,KNOW.

Hehe, I have these huge emotional outburst with DH on this one, "You should just know! How can we have been together for 10 years and you NOT know! You don't know anything about me, do you? You don't care? You never pay attention to me! How on earth can I be with someone who doesn't just KNOW when to get me chocolate! Why do you always have to be told!" he simply replies with something like "my telepathy is still broken"

men! ]]> Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:36:34 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=546230&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#546230 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=546018&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#546018 Author: Danaj
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 9:52pm

Emz, my DH is Army so I understand and it makes it all the funnier to read. I would pay to see that.]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:52:27 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=546018&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#546018 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545967&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545967 Author: emz
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 8:48pm

Hahahaha Men aye.

My DH concussed himself by smacking his own rifle into his head on two different occasions (I'm talking full vomitting concussions)

1. On deployment, DH drops his MP3 player while on patrol so, while holding his rifle barrel down, leans down to pick it up and goes straight into his gun I mean seriously, he put it there himself. He still has the scar.

2. While crawling through a cargo net with his rifle at speed, he hooks the rifle accidentally in the net and continues crawling. Rifle doesn't move. DH does. BANG. Scar in the middle of his forehead still and was on light duties at work for a week cos he couldn't stand straight

Like I said. Didn't marry him for his brains

Ooo Ooo Ooo, then there's my dad....

He was connecting his sway bars in his 4WD while under it, which lowered the car down and he couldn't get out We all heard this yelling and yep he'd jammed his head under the car cos he couldn't get under the body kit He's a special, special man!]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:48:08 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545967&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545967 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545824&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545824 Author: littleLittle
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 5:39pm

OMG Bobbie!! That's hilarious!! I'm still laughing about that!!

My DH hasn't done too much apart from coming home drunk from a day at the races the day after we found out I was pregnant and telling me he was so excited about him being the mother of my child! When I laughed and questioned him about it he corrected himself by saying that I was the father of his child!!

Needless to say he has it under control now and understands that I'm the mother and he's the father.]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:39:45 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545824&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545824 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545752&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545752 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 3:50pm

Bahahahahaha Kate!!
That's fantastic!       I can just picture cookie mixture just waiting for you to leave the room before it springs into action

These are pretty funny.

DH's latest pearls of wisdom: (I'd just shut the bedroom door rather loudly, to prove a point)
DH: Good one, you just woke Hannah up!
Me: She was already awake!
DH: Well, you just woke her up MORE!!

*edited for spelling

Edited by MamaPickle]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:50:48 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545752&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545752 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545721&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545721 Author: Bobbie
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 3:27pm

These are fantastic. I'm PMSL here

The latest one from my DH was when he was reading me a recipe I'd been sent and asked why he had to leave the room. I couldn't figure out what he was on about until I read the line he had just read which was...

"Place heaped tablespoons of the mixture onto a greased baking tray, leaving room for the
biscuits to spread"

I kid you not!]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:27:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545721&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545721 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545682&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545682 Author: ElfsMum
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 2:46pm

I nearly with laughter EMZ:) ]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:46:16 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545682&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545682 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545670&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545670 Author: emz
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 2:26pm

Mine thought he was being really cool one day and did this big slide across our bed... well he overshot it and fell off and smacked his head on the wardrobe door What an egg!

Might be something about military guys? Ah well, I'm under no illusion, I married mine cos he's HHOOOTT not cos he's smart! ]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:26:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545670&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545670 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545540&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545540 Author: Roksana
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 12:37pm

Oh Yah...my DH has his stupid moments all the time....I just cant think of an example at the mo...

The thought of your DH doing that is quite funny tho!! LOL ]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:37:36 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545540&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545540 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545455&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545455 Author: Shezamumof3
Subject: 22500
Posted: 17 November 2008 at 10:36am

sparkle wrote: LOL!! Mine is just stupid full stop.

lol same!!]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:36:06 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545455&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545455 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545220&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545220 Author: MissCandice
Subject: 22500
Posted: 16 November 2008 at 9:17pm

LMAO my DF has done that expect he was lying with his back on the swiss ball and like rolled backwards into the coffee table!!]]> Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:17:40 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545220&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545220 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545216&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545216 Author: caraMel
Subject: 22500
Posted: 16 November 2008 at 9:14pm

PMSL!
The mental images make me giggle.]]> Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:14:06 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545216&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545216 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545179&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545179 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 22500
Posted: 16 November 2008 at 8:10pm

Haha!

my DF is stupid in that he cant predict what I want , he HAS to be told what it is I want .
He should know .
He should just ,KNOW. ]]> Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:10:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545179&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545179 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545153&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545153 Author: sparkle
Subject: 22500
Posted: 16 November 2008 at 7:40pm

LOL!!

Mine is just stupid full stop. ]]> Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:40:35 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545153&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545153 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545087&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545087 Author: Danaj
Subject: 22500
Posted: 16 November 2008 at 4:57pm

I love my DH, but he really is a dumb*ass.

I went and bought a swiss ball today as our Antenatal class has been talking about optimal birth position blah blah blah. I thought I had better get onto it as bubs has a tendancy to hang out in breech position.

So, DH jumps on the ball, and rolls head first into the dogs water bowl.

I guess you had to be there but i'm still in hysterics over it. My back and belly are so sore from laughing. Especially when he got straight back on and pretended nothing had happened.

So, what stupid things do your DH's do ladies?]]> Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:57:54 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=22500&PID=545087&title=my-dh-is-a-dumbass#545087