https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Tue, 07 Apr 2026 05:58:07 +0000 Tue, 02 May 2006 11:13:06 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=2307 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42955&title=job-description#42955 Author: daikini
Subject: 2307
Posted: 02 May 2006 at 11:13am

Very good. I like that. ]]> Tue, 02 May 2006 11:13:06 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42955&title=job-description#42955 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42914&title=job-description#42914 Author: Roksana
Subject: 2307
Posted: 02 May 2006 at 9:41am

Awwww I like that....... ]]> Tue, 02 May 2006 09:41:24 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42914&title=job-description#42914 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42837&title=job-description#42837 Author: deharn
Subject: 2307
Posted: 01 May 2006 at 8:18pm

way cool.............. ]]> Mon, 01 May 2006 20:18:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42837&title=job-description#42837 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42833&title=job-description#42833 Author: james
Subject: 2307
Posted: 01 May 2006 at 8:01pm

hits the spot relly ]]> Mon, 01 May 2006 20:01:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42833&title=job-description#42833 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42825&title=job-description#42825 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 2307
Posted: 01 May 2006 at 7:06pm

haha i thought this was appropriate for this website and sooo true ]]> Mon, 01 May 2006 19:06:55 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42825&title=job-description#42825 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2307&PID=42824&title=job-description#42824 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 2307
Posted: 01 May 2006 at 7:05pm

PARENT - Job Description

POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma

Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa

JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.


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