https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Tue, 07 Apr 2026 20:13:55 +0000 Tue, 02 May 2006 12:49:48 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=2308 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2308&PID=42980&title=why-god-made-mums#42980 Author: aimeejoy
Subject: 2308
Posted: 02 May 2006 at 12:49pm

]]> Tue, 02 May 2006 12:49:48 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2308&PID=42980&title=why-god-made-mums#42980 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2308&PID=42954&title=why-god-made-mums#42954 Author: Kazzle
Subject: 2308
Posted: 02 May 2006 at 11:11am

oh i just loved it, have copied it and sent it onto all the mums i know ]]> Tue, 02 May 2006 11:11:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2308&PID=42954&title=why-god-made-mums#42954 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2308&PID=42831&title=why-god-made-mums#42831 Author: james
Subject: 2308
Posted: 01 May 2006 at 7:58pm

lol so funny ]]> Mon, 01 May 2006 19:58:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2308&PID=42831&title=why-god-made-mums#42831 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2308&PID=42827&title=why-god-made-mums#42827 Author: fattartsrock
Subject: 2308
Posted: 01 May 2006 at 7:14pm

WHY GOD MADE MUMS

Why God Made Mums. Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then
they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mum?

1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's
mums like me.

What kind of little girl was your mum?

1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other
stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mum marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking
cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the
stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad

What's the difference between mums & dads?

1. Mums work at work and work at home & dads just go to work
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring
them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but mums have all
the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to have a sleepover.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without
medicine.

What does your mum do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mum perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what
would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible
eyes on the back of her head.




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