OHbaby! Forums : My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 10 Apr 2026 17:53:03 +0000 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:29:00 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=23146 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : See that just wouldn&#039;t work...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567893&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567893 Author: TraceyA
Subject: 23146
Posted: 16 December 2008 at 11:29am

See that just wouldn't work if Dh did that with me - we have one bank account and one credit card so I'd buy the stuff anyway and he'd still not get any sex ]]> Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:29:00 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567893&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567893 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : HAHAHA I love it!! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567703&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567703 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 23146
Posted: 16 December 2008 at 8:12am

HAHAHA I love it!!]]> Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:12:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567703&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567703 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : caitlynsmygirl wrote:I showed...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567682&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567682 Author: NeoshasMummy
Subject: 23146
Posted: 16 December 2008 at 7:46am

Originally posted by caitlynsmygirl caitlynsmygirl wrote:

I showed DF, he said he has considered doing that to me .
Until i reminded him that hes scared of me


LMAO ]]> Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:46:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567682&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567682 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : ROFLMAO thats a good one!! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567618&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567618 Author: Kels
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 10:40pm

ROFLMAO thats a good one!!

]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:40:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567618&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567618 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : LMFAO! That&#039;s pretty funny...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567555&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567555 Author: DzinerGirl
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 9:36pm

LMFAO! That's pretty funny]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:36:48 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567555&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567555 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : Haha, oooh I felt her pain! That&#039;s...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567447&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567447 Author: my4beauties
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 8:14pm

Haha, oooh I felt her pain!  That's nasty!]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:14:01 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567447&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567447 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : I showed DF, he said he has considered...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567377&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567377 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 7:00pm

I showed DF, he said he has considered doing that to me .
Until i reminded him that hes scared of me ]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:00:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567377&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567377 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : Fantastic! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567278&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567278 Author: lisa85
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 4:59pm

Fantastic!]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:59:33 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567278&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567278 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : LMfaoOo....I can soooo feel the...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567169&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567169 Author: ooEvaoo
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 3:00pm

LMfaoOo....I can soooo feel the let down she would have felt at that!!.]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:00:08 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567169&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567169 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : LOL!! Thats a good one ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567143&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567143 Author: Leelee
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 2:43pm

LOL!! Thats a good one]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:43:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567143&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567143 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : lol ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567124&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567124 Author: hooper
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 2:31pm

lol]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:31:30 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567124&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567124 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : oh that is absolute gold ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567111&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567111 Author: monikah
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 2:17pm

oh that is absolute gold]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:17:39 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567111&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567111 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : lol!!Cheeky bugger! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567089&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567089 Author: My3Sons
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 1:54pm

lol!! Cheeky bugger!

]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:54:23 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567089&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567089 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : ROFL ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567079&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567079 Author: Neeks
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 1:42pm

ROFL ]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:42:35 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567079&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567079 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : PMSL! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567055&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567055 Author: caraMel
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 1:20pm

PMSL!]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:20:43 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567055&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567055 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : LOL ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567046&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567046 Author: fire_engine
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 1:09pm

LOL ]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:09:06 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567046&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567046 <![CDATA[My LOVELY (ehem) DF sent... : THIS to me from work... he will...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23146&PID=567028&title=my-lovely-ehem-df-sent#567028 Author: NeoshasMummy
Subject: 23146
Posted: 15 December 2008 at 12:56pm

THIS to me from work... he will be joining this guy on the couch tonight!!!


When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least SHE knows I'm smarter than her.
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