https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 09 May 2026 05:57:07 +0000 Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:13:04 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=23697 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=586472&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#586472 Author: WestiesGirl
Subject: 23697
Posted: 13 January 2009 at 10:13pm

lol Brilliant ]]> Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:13:04 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=586472&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#586472 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=586450&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#586450 Author: Two Blondinis
Subject: 23697
Posted: 13 January 2009 at 9:55pm

hehehe excellent and ohhh how true! ]]> Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:55:54 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=586450&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#586450 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=586437&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#586437 Author: yummymummy
Subject: 23697
Posted: 13 January 2009 at 9:47pm

LOL love it ]]> Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:47:54 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=586437&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#586437 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585896&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585896 Author: sunnyhoney
Subject: 23697
Posted: 13 January 2009 at 3:28pm

he he...it's only supposed to be in January??!! ]]> Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:28:56 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585896&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585896 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585756&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585756 Author: rachelsea
Subject: 23697
Posted: 13 January 2009 at 1:47pm

LOL no I didn't write it! My friend forwarded it to me at work so I had to copy/paste it in here

back to work now... ]]> Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:47:05 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585756&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585756 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585569&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585569 Author: whitewave
Subject: 23697
Posted: 13 January 2009 at 11:28am

That's awesome Rachel! Did you write that this morning? Get back to work!
Hell, I can't talk, what am I doing on here when I should be working too! ]]> Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:28:39 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585569&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585569 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585550&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585550 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 23697
Posted: 13 January 2009 at 11:07am

hahaha the story of my life....]]> Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:07:41 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585550&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585550 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23697&PID=585548&title=twas-the-month-after-christmas#585548 Author: rachelsea
Subject: 23697
Posted: 13 January 2009 at 11:06am

Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled,
the chocolate I'd taste
and the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),

I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend a winter, disguised as a man!"

So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet.

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