https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 08 May 2026 07:35:37 +0000 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:18:50 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=25351 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642642&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642642 Author: Mamma2N
Subject: 25351
Posted: 23 March 2009 at 10:18am

hahahaha I love these!

a few years ago my mother and I were looking after my niece then 3yo.. we were in the warehouse looking for underwear for her, she was sitting in the trolley and Mum was about 5-10 metres away when little miss pipes up..

'Grandma, guess what!?'

'...WHAT'

'Mum told me that when I get older I'm gonna get hair on my 'gina'


We had to have a giggle - including all the other customers! ]]> Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:18:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642642&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642642 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642609&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642609 Author: kriss
Subject: 25351
Posted: 23 March 2009 at 9:49am

Haha! The things they come out with!

We were in the supermarket and my little sister (3) saw a man without his shirt on, she said (very loudly) 'oh look, that man has boobies, his boobies are huuuuge!'
He took it very well thank goodness.



Edited by kriss]]> Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:49:02 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642609&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642609 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642511&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642511 Author: kiwikid
Subject: 25351
Posted: 23 March 2009 at 1:40am

Bahahahahahaha these are classic, its hard to imagine my mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-bub-bub-bub-bub-dad-dad-dad chatter box actually coming up with statements like this!!!]]> Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:40:45 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642511&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642511 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642462&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642462 Author: WestiesGirl
Subject: 25351
Posted: 22 March 2009 at 10:01pm

caitlynsmygirl wrote: not when they are your kid...and they impersonate the indian lady at the dairy . To her face

lol!!!!

Oh dear, the good times ahead I have to come

ETA Typos

Edited by rianna08]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:01:24 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642462&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642462 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642207&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642207 Author: Snappy
Subject: 25351
Posted: 22 March 2009 at 4:31pm

These are all so funny!

Janaya's had some beauties, my favourite one is:

J - "Mummy, why were you and dad boinging on the bed?"
Me - "What do you mean?"
J- "I could hear the bed making that boinging sound"..
Me- " "

J - "My mums farts are really loud. They make a "brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrr" sound. And they are really stinky!" (How embarrassing, thank goodness it was just in front of my mum!)

And to my balding father "Pop, even Jackson has more hair than you"

"Mummy, why are your boobies pointy?"

"Yussssssss, my poo was SOOOOOO big, that it left a skiddy mark all the way down the toilet!"

Im sure I have tons more but thats all that I can think of right now. :o)] ]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:31:10 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642207&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642207 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642134&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642134 Author: Rachael21
Subject: 25351
Posted: 22 March 2009 at 1:59pm

Aww these are funny. Jack asked me the other day "Where does you wees come out Mum?"

One time we were driving to preschool and this man on a bike drove past, Jack goes "Wheres that idiot going?"

Another time this woman stopped her car in front of me and got out and I said something about a crazy b*tch. Next I hear from the back seat "Whats that crazy b*tch doing"
I am now very careful with what I say.]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:59:30 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642134&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642134 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642124&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642124 Author: McPloppy
Subject: 25351
Posted: 22 March 2009 at 1:32pm

Lachie used to go to swimming lesson's with DH and the canging room was a communal one with cubicles with doors.
Lachie pippied up with "Is that your penis daddy?   Oh wow you have got a big penis!" For everyone to hear. LOL   Poor DH was soo embarrased.

Things we thought we would never have to say....
"get your tongue out of your sisters mouth"


I was having a bath with Lachlan when he was three and I got out of the bath first. He commented how the bath water made big waves and it was no longer full to the top. "It's because your too fat mum!" Little bugger...not more baths with him for me.
]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:32:27 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642124&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642124 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642098&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642098 Author: jem
Subject: 25351
Posted: 22 March 2009 at 1:01pm

hahaha i love these stories so funny, i told a few of them to my little sister who's 7 and she thought it was really fuuny, i had to tell her the same stories about 3 times and then we had to go tell mum.]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:01:38 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642098&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642098 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642088&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642088 Author: Redbedrock
Subject: 25351
Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:45pm

caitlynsmygirl wrote: not when they are your kid...and they impersonate the indian lady at the dairy . To her face

Oh dear, fay has started shouting Monkey at the Bell tea advert when the African guy comes on, fortunately not in public (yet)
Her favourite public one is usually if I use a loo in the shopping mall and she gives the other customers a running commentry
Mummy doing wee wees
Mummy wipe bottom
Mummy dong poos
Stinky poos etc etc
gotta love using public toilets now]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:45:00 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642088&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642088 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642053&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642053 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 25351
Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:03pm

not when they are your kid...and they impersonate the indian lady at the dairy .

To her face ]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:03:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642053&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642053 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642052&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642052 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 25351
Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:02pm

...ha , not when they are your kid

]]> Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:02:52 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=642052&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#642052 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641802&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641802 Author: WestiesGirl
Subject: 25351
Posted: 21 March 2009 at 8:12pm

ROTFL Keep them coming!! These are hilarious and super cute ]]> Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:12:51 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641802&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641802 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641796&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641796 Author: fattartsrock
Subject: 25351
Posted: 21 March 2009 at 8:03pm

Jakes just getting into that now.

What did you do in Fiji, Jake?
"I played with black boys"
Who were those boys on the mat with you today at pre school?
"just some brown boys with stinky farts"

to our one armed accountant

"what happened to your arm? Did you cut it off with a saw?"

"mum, why are you fat?"

"naughty man hes does stinky farts and dosen't say pardon me"

"Has that lady got a diddle or a 'gina?"

"I like your boobies mum"

So funny, and so many more....]]> Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:03:44 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641796&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641796 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641385&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641385 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:53pm

haha , hes already two steps ahead of you ]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:53:20 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641385&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641385 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641384&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641384 Author: Glow
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:52pm

LOL

Brae asked for a drink, so I poured him a drink of water, then he pipes up & goes "No I want a glass of water NOT a plastic of water!"

]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:52:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641384&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641384 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641367&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641367 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:26pm

haha , i should look for it one day Rach , tho it was a while ago , man she was embarrassing !

And now , shes really into knowing if me and DH have ever seen each other naked, and if we've (giggles with hand over mouth like she does ) have had S e X (she spells it out )
which for the longest time apparently had the girl taking off her skirt, but leaving her underwear on , and the boy doing the same and then dancing around the room ....

Gah , Aliasmum, they are great at dropping the bomb huh ?Caitlyn was the one to inform my grandmother that I was pregnant again .
She said "mummies pregnant . Nothing you can do about it " ]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:26:31 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641367&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641367 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641353&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641353 Author: Rachael21
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:19pm

Ohh Lmao I remember Caitlyns thread that used to have me in tears. ]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:19:09 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641353&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641353 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641199&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641199 Author: AandCsmum
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 8:18pm

Hahahaha

We were sitting at the dinner table at my parent's place & Alia pipes up & says "we are moving to Australia" both DH & I wished the floor would open up & swallow us!

We'd just been discussing we should meantion that we are still possibly shifting...don't worry Alia will do it for us!

Mum's not so hot on the idea lol]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:18:09 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641199&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641199 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641165&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641165 Author: busyissy
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 7:40pm

Oh bless her, sounds like Caitlin is 7 going on 17! She must keep you on your toes.
I guess all we can do is laugh.
It will even out anyway, just wait til they are tennages then it will be our turn to embarrass them.]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:40:46 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=641165&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#641165 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640984&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640984 Author: fire_engine
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:28pm


Ah, she could be interesting as a teenager ]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:28:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640984&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640984 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640977&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640977 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:18pm

haha cute !

I used to have a whole thread on the cringe worthy , embarrassing things Caitlyn said .

For example , standing in the que at the supermarket and she turns to the old couple behind us and puts her hands on her hips and says "dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me ?" with a raised eyebrow .

Or the classic one, when I was at a park with her and she asked some guy with a dog if he was her friend, THEN , she says "are you my mummy's friend ?"
" er...sure " says the poor man .
"good ! you can be my mummies SPECIAL friend, shes pretty and she will make you muffins "
.....we left verrrrry quickly ......]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:18:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640977&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640977 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640967&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640967 Author: Lanata
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:08pm

that is classic LOL]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:08:19 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640967&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640967 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640954&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640954 Author: Shezamumof3
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:48pm

LOL omg! Im not looking forward to that stage lol! Caden screams in the supermarket, thats embaressing enough sometimes lol]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:48:44 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640954&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640954 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640940&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640940 Author: FionaO
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:34pm

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute - although I am dreading that stage. yesterday we were in the supermarket and a very odd looking old lady walked past and Finley just stared at her, hard out and i was thinking thank goodness he doesn't speak yet, I can only imagine the horrors. ]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:34:30 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640940&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640940 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640929&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640929 Author: busymum
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:24pm

We've had a few funnies lately. Last night there was a snippet on tv about Shanghai, China and I pointed it out to Hannah. She pipes up with "Hey Mum, my undies are made in China!" (why couldn't have been her dinner plate or her doll or something not undies LOL)]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:24:39 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640929&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640929 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640858&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640858 Author: M2K
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 2:03pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats too funny!!!! least hes at the age where he can get away with it
]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:03:47 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640858&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640858 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640848&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640848 Author: Mum2ET
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 1:48pm

lol ]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:48:18 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640848&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640848 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640844&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640844 Author: busyissy
Subject: 25351
Posted: 20 March 2009 at 1:40pm

Dominic has reached that age when he burst out with very cute but very embarrassing announcements. We were supermarket shopping the other day and he said very loudly to a very elderly lady, "Goodness me! Goodness gracious! Smelly farties, do you have poos?".
Poor lady she just didn't know what to say, I must have gone beet red and just couldn't get away fast enough. Bless him.]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:40:45 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25351&PID=640844&title=from-the-mouth-of-babes#640844