https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 06 May 2026 17:35:16 +0000 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:36:33 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=25643 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25643&PID=652049&title=anyone-want-a-job#652049 Author: Glow
Subject: 25643
Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:36pm

Aliasmum wrote: Is it too late to resign?

Oh yep- don't I sometimes wish I could.


They're definately not going back where they came from now
Perhaps a big, black hole somewhere might have them ]]> Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:36:33 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25643&PID=652049&title=anyone-want-a-job#652049 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25643&PID=651574&title=anyone-want-a-job#651574 Author: AuntieSarah
Subject: 25643
Posted: 02 April 2009 at 9:00pm

Very good ]]> Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:00:09 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25643&PID=651574&title=anyone-want-a-job#651574 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25643&PID=651449&title=anyone-want-a-job#651449 Author: AandCsmum
Subject: 25643
Posted: 02 April 2009 at 6:18pm

Is it too late to resign?]]> Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:18:26 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25643&PID=651449&title=anyone-want-a-job#651449 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25643&PID=651337&title=anyone-want-a-job#651337 Author: Glow
Subject: 25643
Posted: 02 April 2009 at 3:44pm

PARENT - Job Description
If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!

POSITION :
Mum, Mummy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Papa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment.

Candidates must possess excellent communication and organisational skills and be willing to work variable hours, will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.

Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat
in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organise social gatherings
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute,
an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for
the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this!   You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental insurance, no pension,
no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
** AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!!

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