OHbaby! Forums : Kids say the darndest things.... https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 09 May 2026 21:01:49 +0000 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:22:59 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=27629 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : Lol aww these are so funny. Jack...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729652&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729652 Author: Rachael21
Subject: 27629
Posted: 23 July 2009 at 3:22pm

Lol aww these are so funny.

Jack is really pushing his luck at the moment, the other day I sent him to time out and as he was walking out the door her looked back at me and said "I don't ever want to see you again Mummy, you aren't my best friend anymore" ]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:22:59 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729652&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729652 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : Bahahahaha that last one made...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729596&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729596 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 27629
Posted: 23 July 2009 at 1:55pm

Bahahahaha that last one made me LOL
That's awesome! ]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:55:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729596&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729596 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : Hehe, well coughing does make...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729570&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729570 Author: Snappy
Subject: 27629
Posted: 23 July 2009 at 1:26pm

Hehe, well coughing does make sense!

The other night Janaya came out to the lounge while I was watching Motorway Patrol, the guy said something about skidmarks on the road and Janaya turned around and said "Huh? Skidmarks? That must have been a really big poo to make a big one like that on ROAAAADDDD!!!"

And once after she got off the toilet she came running out saying "yussssss, Mum.... guess what?, I did such a big poo that it left a really big skiddy mark down the sides, and its popping out of the water!"

Ooooh, and another one, she was really mad with me once, and went to her room and slammed the door. She opened it and yelled out "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... BECAUSE IT DIDNT LOVE ITS FAMILY!!!!"

I could probably write a whole page. ]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:26:52 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729570&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729570 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : bahahaha dolphin shaped poo! These...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729568&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729568 Author: BugTeeny
Subject: 27629
Posted: 23 July 2009 at 1:20pm

bahahaha dolphin shaped poo!

These are great

When Mum was pregnant with me, my sister - then 2 and a half - answered the phone (luckily it was my Grandma).
Mum was in the toilet with MS. She overheard my sister say "No, Mummy's not here. She's coughing into the toilet".

That's now become our family euphemism for vomiting.]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:20:34 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729568&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729568 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : oh im with yah there....Miss Rhiannon...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729501&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729501 Author: Kazzle
Subject: 27629
Posted: 23 July 2009 at 12:23pm

oh im with yah there....Miss Rhiannon announced the other day while i was talking on the phone and feeding Cory, and i quote "mummy cant talk right now she is giving Cory a piece of boob" and then hung up the phone.

thankfully the person rang back but thought it was so funny]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:23:27 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729501&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729501 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : hehe! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729476&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729476 Author: mummyofprinces
Subject: 27629
Posted: 23 July 2009 at 12:03pm

hehe!]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:03:45 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729476&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729476 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : lol ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729131&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729131 Author: WestiesGirl
Subject: 27629
Posted: 22 July 2009 at 9:20pm

lol ]]> Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:20:31 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729131&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729131 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : hehe at your DP lemongirl - funny...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729107&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729107 Author: freckle
Subject: 27629
Posted: 22 July 2009 at 9:06pm

hehe at your DP lemongirl - funny what kids just accept eh...
and omg dolphin shaped poo - that's great!
]]> Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:06:58 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729107&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729107 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : lol! I was talking to another...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729098&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729098 Author: emachan
Subject: 27629
Posted: 22 July 2009 at 9:00pm

lol! I was talking to another teacher at work about the things kids say these days! You should hear some of the conversations in our new entrants classroom!]]> Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:00:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=729098&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#729098 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : Was at a friends place last year...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=728726&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#728726 Author: luvmylittlies
Subject: 27629
Posted: 22 July 2009 at 3:07pm

Was at a friends place last year for a dressy dinner party. Her 3 year old came into the room and proudly announced that she'd just done a poo on her own and it was "shaped just like a dolphin".]]> Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:07:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=728726&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#728726 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : Ew, but lmao ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=728465&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#728465 Author: shadowfeet
Subject: 27629
Posted: 22 July 2009 at 10:49am

Ew, but lmao

]]> Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:49:22 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=728465&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#728465 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : LMAO at your DP ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=728457&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#728457 Author: Bobbie
Subject: 27629
Posted: 22 July 2009 at 10:44am

LMAO at your DP]]> Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:44:16 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=728457&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#728457 <![CDATA[Kids say the darndest things.... : Overheard recently at our dinner...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=27629&PID=728391&title=kids-say-the-darndest-things#728391 Author: lemongirl
Subject: 27629
Posted: 22 July 2009 at 9:37am

Overheard recently at our dinner table

Me: So did you hear Michael Jackson died
DP: Yup
Child: Who is Michael Jackson?
Me: Well he touched a great many people.
Child: Kids too?
DP: Yes. He liked touching kids
Child: That's nice.
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