https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Tue, 07 Apr 2026 23:44:08 +0000 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:50:47 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=28396 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=760946&title=making-a-baby#760946 Author: mylilmosaic
Subject: 28396
Posted: 30 August 2009 at 7:50pm

lol that is hilarious ]]> Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:50:47 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=760946&title=making-a-baby#760946 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=760665&title=making-a-baby#760665 Author: lisa85
Subject: 28396
Posted: 30 August 2009 at 1:12pm

]]> Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:12:42 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=760665&title=making-a-baby#760665 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759839&title=making-a-baby#759839 Author: Buttons2
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 9:47pm

Do you think you'd have no problem with his tripod huh PIXIE ]]> Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:47:54 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759839&title=making-a-baby#759839 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759663&title=making-a-baby#759663 Author: PixieL
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 7:19pm

Send him over to my place ;)]]> Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:19:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759663&title=making-a-baby#759663 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759599&title=making-a-baby#759599 Author: NeoshasMummy
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 6:04pm

OMG!!!!!]]> Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:04:35 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759599&title=making-a-baby#759599 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759557&title=making-a-baby#759557 Author: mollymoo
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 5:17pm

hahahahaha that's great! makes the mind boggle!!!]]> Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:17:36 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759557&title=making-a-baby#759557 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759534&title=making-a-baby#759534 Author: Hopes
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 5:00pm

Hehe, that is pretty good ]]> Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:00:59 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759534&title=making-a-baby#759534 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759400&title=making-a-baby#759400 Author: Tastic
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 3:07pm

hahaha to funny!]]> Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:07:01 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759400&title=making-a-baby#759400 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759172&title=making-a-baby#759172 Author: jazzy
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 11:01am

ha ha ha, thats soooo funny ]]> Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:01:19 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759172&title=making-a-baby#759172 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759088&title=making-a-baby#759088 Author: Emmi_
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 9:23am

Hahaha the poor woman!]]> Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:23:43 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759088&title=making-a-baby#759088 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28396&PID=759072&title=making-a-baby#759072 Author: LadyBee
Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 9:07am

LOL      HA HA HA HA HA       LOL

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Subject: 28396
Posted: 28 August 2009 at 8:48am

Morning all found this from a website enjoy

I had this forwarded to me and I almost missed it because I never read any forwarded emails (just don’t have the time) but due to the subject “title” it caught my attention and I ended up reading it!
Even though infertility is no laughing matter I was laughing while reading it and decided to share the story here. There is not one dirty word, and it is definitely funny.
Also the email does not give information on who wrote this, so if someone who read this has knowledge about where it came from or who wrote this please let me know!

“The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning,
Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’

‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’

‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good.
Did you know babies are my specialty?’

‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat’.

After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’
‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’

‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!’

‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles,
I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’

‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.

‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’

‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said.

‘Oh, my God!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.’

‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs. Smith.

‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look’

‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.’

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?’

‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.’

‘Tripod?’

‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.’

Mrs. Smith fainted.”

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