https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 10 Apr 2026 06:52:02 +0000 Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:38:28 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=28556 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766689&title=something-for-saturday#766689 Author: monikah
Subject: 28556
Posted: 05 September 2009 at 5:38pm

haha this is classic. my sister has 2 kids which ive loooked after lots so i treat my 1st child like the 3rd in this. lol. well not quite, but close]]> Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:38:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766689&title=something-for-saturday#766689 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766632&title=something-for-saturday#766632 Author: FreeSpirit
Subject: 28556
Posted: 05 September 2009 at 3:52pm

Lol, I love it!]]> Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:52:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766632&title=something-for-saturday#766632 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766498&title=something-for-saturday#766498 Author: Daizy
Subject: 28556
Posted: 05 September 2009 at 12:43pm

Tehe - so true

Although I think I may just stop at #2.]]> Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:43:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766498&title=something-for-saturday#766498 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766421&title=something-for-saturday#766421 Author: my4beauties
Subject: 28556
Posted: 05 September 2009 at 10:16am

Haha!  have seen this before - and it's almost very true.]]> Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:16:34 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766421&title=something-for-saturday#766421 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28556&PID=766404&title=something-for-saturday#766404 Author: MonicaMouse
Subject: 28556
Posted: 05 September 2009 at 9:54am

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN   
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby’s diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to
complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, Baby Zoo, Baby Movies and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.
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Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:   
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children
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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!

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