OHbaby! Forums : Some true things .... https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 04 Apr 2026 22:31:59 +0000 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:30:27 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=28660 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[Some true things .... : frikkin brilliant!!!!! missymoo...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=774927&title=some-true-things#774927 Author: queenb
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Posted: 14 September 2009 at 5:30pm

frikkin brilliant!!!!! missymoo is sleeping next to me so I had to hold in the laughter! still had laughter tears tho haha]]> Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:30:27 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=774927&title=some-true-things#774927 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : I stop, look at my phone then...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=773995&title=some-true-things#773995 Author: mummyofprinces
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Posted: 13 September 2009 at 2:36pm

I stop, look at my phone then in the direction I was heading, then in the direction I was coming from then back at my phone, turn and then with a glance back at the direction I was going off I go back the way I came. All with a look of "will I wont I" on my face...

I needed a good giggle ]]> Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:36:46 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=773995&title=some-true-things#773995 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Yeah these were awesome!! and...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=773199&title=some-true-things#773199 Author: Emmi_
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Posted: 12 September 2009 at 11:43am

Yeah these were awesome!! and I am pretty sure I have done or though every single one of them.... Amazing list!! Thanks for sharing ]]> Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:43:25 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=773199&title=some-true-things#773199 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : PMSL - brilliant laugh thanks...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=773113&title=some-true-things#773113 Author: kiwikid
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Posted: 12 September 2009 at 9:49am

PMSL - brilliant laugh thanks for sharing!!!]]> Sat, 12 Sep 2009 09:49:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=773113&title=some-true-things#773113 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : haha , kaiz, I thought the same...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=772991&title=some-true-things#772991 Author: caitlynsmygirl
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Posted: 12 September 2009 at 1:01am

haha , kaiz, I thought the same thing when I was younger watching Grease too .

The one about how stressful it is watching your favourite movie, omg, so true, in my case anyway , I spend most of it looking at the other person out of the corner of my eye .

And if im walking the wrong direction , I do this thing where I bend down , pretend to tie up my shoe then look at my phone ,roll my eyes and head the opposite direction .
AS IF PEOPLE WILL CARE!!! hahaha!!! ]]> Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:01:25 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=772991&title=some-true-things#772991 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : LMAO ive done soooo many of those!!!!!...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=772635&title=some-true-things#772635 Author: Candkids
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Posted: 11 September 2009 at 5:33pm

LMAO ive done soooo many of those!!!!! ]]> Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:33:22 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=772635&title=some-true-things#772635 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : hahaha i love the sense of camaraderie...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=772086&title=some-true-things#772086 Author: WRXnKids
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Posted: 11 September 2009 at 9:54am

hahaha i love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d1ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! This is so true there is a street here where 2 lanes combine because of a turning lane then split back to 2 lanes and if your not in the right lane before the lights no one wants to let you in front and if im in the wrong lane i get angry and push in but if im in the right lane and someone zooms past me wanting in front i sit on the bumper of the car in front and will not let them in.

I can fold a fitted sheet too - i tuck the corners into each other to make a square and fold that - very very easy but hard to explain]]> Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:54:14 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=772086&title=some-true-things#772086 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : 7. Do you remember when you were...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=772018&title=some-true-things#772018 Author: lisa85
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Posted: 11 September 2009 at 8:39am

7. Do you remember when you were a kid; playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in the world did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or faq's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

OMG LMAO on this one! I did this all the freakin time I'm pretty sure I learnt to do it off the kid across the road who did it with his sega master system!]]> Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:39:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=772018&title=some-true-things#772018 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : and alot of the things even apply...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771995&title=some-true-things#771995 Author: susieq
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Posted: 11 September 2009 at 8:17am

and alot of the things even apply to me your Mum, but you probably know that anyway]]> Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:17:05 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771995&title=some-true-things#771995 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : I too can fold a fitted sheet...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771620&title=some-true-things#771620 Author: E&L+1
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 6:55pm

I too can fold a fitted sheet after googling it
It annoyed me. I don't fold it lengthwise first either. Too hard to explain in words I'd need to use pictures.

Edited by Kieracat]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:55:23 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771620&title=some-true-things#771620 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : 9. Sometimes, I&#039;ll watch...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771555&title=some-true-things#771555 Author: Snappy
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 5:47pm

9. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

I was watching grease the other night and when Rizzo said to Danny "Where you off to? To flog your log?" I cracked up laughing - at 7 years old I used to think he was going to do something with logs! And same with the condom breaking in the car - I thought it was bubblegum!

Oh and Ive plenty of days where I've thought "Hmm, today was a total waste of makeup"]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:47:46 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771555&title=some-true-things#771555 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : FionaO wrote:Seriously can...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771477&title=some-true-things#771477 Author: Bizzy
Subject: 28660
Posted: 10 September 2009 at 4:14pm

Originally posted by FionaO FionaO wrote:

Seriously can you fold a fitted sheet??



yep!!!! lengthwise first then in half... so much easier!]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:14:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771477&title=some-true-things#771477 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : I had a good giggled. Thanks...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771450&title=some-true-things#771450 Author: RBsMama
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 3:52pm

I had a good giggled. Thanks I definately have done a few of those.]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:52:19 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771450&title=some-true-things#771450 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Seriously can you fold a fitted...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771402&title=some-true-things#771402 Author: FionaO
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 3:02pm

Seriously can you fold a fitted sheet??

Ok that was too funny, and so embarassed that so many of them I went um yep.

29 for me is a classic oh and 28]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:02:18 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771402&title=some-true-things#771402 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Hahaha I havent laughed that much...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771393&title=some-true-things#771393 Author: Aithne
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 2:58pm

Hahaha I havent laughed that much in ages. Thanks .

I agree with most of them hehe.]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:58:22 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771393&title=some-true-things#771393 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : caitlynsmygirl wrote:Bizzy...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771382&title=some-true-things#771382 Author: Bizzy
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 2:51pm

Originally posted by caitlynsmygirl caitlynsmygirl wrote:

Bizzy , sorry for boring you


you didnt bore me - i have a short attention span.

but you have to try my fitted sheet idea! it works!]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:51:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771382&title=some-true-things#771382 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : ROTFL!! This list just made my...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771378&title=some-true-things#771378 Author: AzzaNZ
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 2:46pm

ROTFL!! This list just made my day ]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:46:54 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771378&title=some-true-things#771378 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Bizzy , sorry for boring you...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771364&title=some-true-things#771364 Author: caitlynsmygirl
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 2:35pm

Bizzy , sorry for boring you

Jo, I thought the same thing , for years , until I actually listened to it properly , I always envisioned Knights in white satin outfits riding horses .....]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:35:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771364&title=some-true-things#771364 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : OK...random but I do know how...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771363&title=some-true-things#771363 Author: AandCsmum
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 2:35pm

OK...random but I do know how to fold a fitted sheet! I think I might have googled it cause it pissed me off!]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:35:06 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771363&title=some-true-things#771363 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Haha those are great!!! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771309&title=some-true-things#771309 Author: kellie
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 1:57pm

Haha those are great!!!]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:57:03 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771309&title=some-true-things#771309 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : PMSL, that is hilarious! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771298&title=some-true-things#771298 Author: Maya
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 1:53pm

PMSL, that is hilarious!]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:53:11 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771298&title=some-true-things#771298 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : That is classic thanks for sharing! Was...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771070&title=some-true-things#771070 Author: IVFGirl1111
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 10:09am

That is classic thanks for sharing!

Was waiting for the last one to say - I bet you have nodded as you went along and read!

Hahaha love it ]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:09:20 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771070&title=some-true-things#771070 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Haha I agree with about 90% of...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771054&title=some-true-things#771054 Author: Bobbie
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 9:46am

Haha I agree with about 90% of these.
Especially number 38

But I don't use LOL when I have nothing else to say. Honestly.

Lol ]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:46:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771054&title=some-true-things#771054 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : I so agree with these ones: 1....]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771046&title=some-true-things#771046 Author: escadachic
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 9:40am

I so agree with these ones:

1. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

4. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

7. Do you remember when you were a kid; playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in the world did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or faq's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

8. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

11. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

13. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text

15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

23. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

24. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

28. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

34. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

43. I wonder if cops ever get p1ssed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.



Edited by escadachic]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:40:06 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=771046&title=some-true-things#771046 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : didnt get past 20, got bored... but...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770928&title=some-true-things#770928 Author: Bizzy
Subject: 28660
Posted: 10 September 2009 at 8:05am

didnt get past 20, got bored...

but i found out recently that if you fold a fitted sheet lengthwise first it is way easier!!!!!]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:05:33 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770928&title=some-true-things#770928 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : I could have written this! Re...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770924&title=some-true-things#770924 Author: MrsMojo
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 8:00am

I could have written this!

Re #9 I was telling friends recently that when I was younger I thought the song "nights in white satin" was about knights in white satin and suddenly they both clicked, they had thought it was about knights that wore white satin too lol.

]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:00:02 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770924&title=some-true-things#770924 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : I have soo thought or done all...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770886&title=some-true-things#770886 Author: james
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 7:22am

I have soo thought or done all of these lol ]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:22:30 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770886&title=some-true-things#770886 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Brilliant ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770851&title=some-true-things#770851 Author: Mama2two
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Posted: 10 September 2009 at 12:51am

Brilliant ]]> Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:51:47 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770851&title=some-true-things#770851 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Love it. I am quite familiar with...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770826&title=some-true-things#770826 Author: Daizy
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Posted: 09 September 2009 at 10:35pm

Love it. I am quite familiar with # 1,2,3,4...

And totally PMSL at number 34 ]]> Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:35:52 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770826&title=some-true-things#770826 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : Brilliant ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770821&title=some-true-things#770821 Author: kiwisj
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Posted: 09 September 2009 at 10:30pm

Brilliant ]]> Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:30:22 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770821&title=some-true-things#770821 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : lol those are so funny, and I...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770815&title=some-true-things#770815 Author: Shezamumof3
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Posted: 09 September 2009 at 10:18pm

lol those are so funny, and I have done number 3 A LOT! hahaha]]> Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:18:36 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770815&title=some-true-things#770815 <![CDATA[Some true things .... : soooo many things on this list...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770808&title=some-true-things#770808 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 28660
Posted: 09 September 2009 at 10:11pm

soooo many things on this list are so true ! even if I would never admit I do them ....I have done number 3 a few times in my life ...

1. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

4. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

5. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

6. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

7. Do you remember when you were a kid; playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in the world did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or faq's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

8. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

9. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

10. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

11. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

12. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

13. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text

14. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"

15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

16. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d1ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

19. Everytime I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

20. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

21. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

22. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

23. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

24. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

25. Bad decisions make good stories.

26. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB-gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

27. Is it just me or do high school girls get s1uttier & s1uttier every year?

28. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

29. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

30. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

31. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

32. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

33. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this.It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

34. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

35. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

36. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.

37. Why is a school zone 40kph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

38. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

39. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

40. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

41. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat b@stard before dinner.

42. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

43. I wonder if cops ever get p1ssed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

44. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.]]> Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:11:00 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28660&PID=770808&title=some-true-things#770808