https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 08 May 2026 01:16:30 +0000 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:56:13 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=28726 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=796612&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#796612 Author: Tui89
Subject: 28726
Posted: 05 October 2009 at 3:56pm

Oh man, in the kitchen for breakfast this morning, turned around and there's my DS running in circles and flailing the biggest, pointiest most dangerous knife in the world, and then he has the nerve to ask me for a sword fight! I nearly had a heart attack, I have no Idea how he got it!!!]]> Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:56:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=796612&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#796612 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=789454&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#789454 Author: rachndean
Subject: 28726
Posted: 28 September 2009 at 9:59pm

Holey Moley Im laughing too hard to think of anything right now!!!! Gpsh we have some funny little people!!! ]]> Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:59:05 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=789454&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#789454 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=788604&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#788604 Author: Twinboys2b
Subject: 28726
Posted: 28 September 2009 at 10:30am

neeandsam: I LOVE the fat controller, that must have shocked you the first time you heard that!

Andie: also very funny with asking if friends are doing 'poo's'

What a great thread to read, nothing to share at my end yet but look forward to the day that I can (well, kind of).

Edited by Twinboys2b]]> Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:30:23 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=788604&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#788604 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=788492&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#788492 Author: kiwikid
Subject: 28726
Posted: 28 September 2009 at 8:54am

Bhahahahah @ lollipop for poos ]]> Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:54:34 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=788492&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#788492 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=787945&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#787945 Author: Tui89
Subject: 28726
Posted: 27 September 2009 at 4:45pm

HAHAHA Andie- totally cracking up at the big girl undies... I can see how it makes sense to her. So Cute.]]> Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:45:59 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=787945&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#787945 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=782770&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#782770 Author: Andie
Subject: 28726
Posted: 22 September 2009 at 1:59pm

Ah, that's sooooo funny about the Fat Controller!!!

Ella has told people that her Daddy wears 'big girl undies' ('cause all undies are called that apparently). She's also been known to stalk out visitors while they're on the loo, shouting at the door "are you doing poos? Shall I get you a lollipop for doing poos??". ]]> Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:59:49 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=782770&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#782770 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=782016&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#782016 Author: Tui89
Subject: 28726
Posted: 21 September 2009 at 7:57pm

I remembered this ad on tv, soo cute! Not sure if you guys would have seen it so I thought I'd share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7-WqydxrWk

So unfortunately true to life haha! Poor kitties ]]> Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:57:35 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=782016&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#782016 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=779384&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#779384 Author: Aithne
Subject: 28726
Posted: 18 September 2009 at 6:17pm

Hahaha OMG some of these stories are really funny and cute.

I cant wait to have some of my own ]]> Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:17:55 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=779384&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#779384 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778835&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778835 Author: mamanee
Subject: 28726
Posted: 18 September 2009 at 10:23am



I get the giggles everytime he sings it!

I think the 'vagina' might be him trying to get the words 'sunshine and dried up' all in at once.    

Oh and the worst one he does is call 'the fat controller' from Thomas and Friends 'F*CKENTROLLER* usually in company!       I swear he doesn't know that swear word, it just sounds like he does. ]]> Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:23:02 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778835&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778835 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778660&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778660 Author: kiwikid
Subject: 28726
Posted: 18 September 2009 at 8:08am

NeeandSam that is too funny, I could barely get the words out while telling my DH for all the laughing ]]> Fri, 18 Sep 2009 08:08:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778660&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778660 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778418&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778418 Author: Daizy
Subject: 28726
Posted: 17 September 2009 at 7:53pm

Tehehe - so funny!!

Keira used to sleep under her mattress

Keira comes out with funny things all the time and I can never remember them.

One of her most recent things - I walked into the bedroom one day and asked her what she was doing.
"I'm teaching Maddi to be a Daddy" I then asked what do Daddy's do.
"Put their hands in their pockets and stick out their thumbs" Duh.]]> Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:53:53 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778418&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778418 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778355&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778355 Author: Tui89
Subject: 28726
Posted: 17 September 2009 at 7:00pm

Haha neeandsam- wouldn't want him busting that one out at kindy!!

My DS has always loved to sing nonsense songs, and as his vocabulary gets bigger he has gotten into the habit of just singing a long string of new words he has learnt...
At the moment it's 'peanut butter everything elephant in garage!'
I guess it helps him remember so it's pretty good!]]> Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:00:56 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778355&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778355 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778326&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778326 Author: mamanee
Subject: 28726
Posted: 17 September 2009 at 6:36pm

Sam has started singing 'Incy Wincy Spider' and for some reason his version has the word 'VAGINA' in it..

It's a spider, climbed up the water spout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
out came vagina
it's a spider, climbed up the water spout]]> Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:36:11 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=778326&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#778326 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=777261&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#777261 Author: Tui89
Subject: 28726
Posted: 16 September 2009 at 6:28pm

Yeah actually I was wondering myself about getting stuck between the fitted sheet and the mattress...

@cuppatea - the poo story sounds like it would be quite useful if he was actually getting the information right! Perhaps with time. Too cute!]]> Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:28:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=777261&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#777261 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776342&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776342 Author: Flutterby
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 9:46pm

Hehe, so funny. How on earth do you get stuck between fitted sheet and mattress?

Luckily Cody is still to young to get up to things like that this time next year I will have a ton of stories.

]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:46:15 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776342&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776342 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776253&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776253 Author: cuppatea
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 8:52pm

ah funny stories.

Spencer loves to tell me "no poos" whilst I'm cleaning up his pooey bum.

He also likes to poo check Kyle and will pull his nappy to one side and then inform me either "yuck" or "no poos" unfortunately what he tells you often isn't actually what is going on in Kyle's nappy.

I had just got the pump out ready to express and Spencer climbed up onto the chair and held it to his chest and was asking "where's milk?" I got a picture of that one.]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:52:44 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776253&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776253 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776247&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776247 Author: Maya
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 8:44pm

PMSL!]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:44:55 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776247&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776247 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776238&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776238 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 8:39pm

.....welll,we were at Botany one day , and she said (loudly ) "that guy was looking at you mum , he thinks your sexy .......you should marry him instead of dad "

very embarrassing, for me , Phil ,and guy who Im pretty sure was NOT checking me out ! ]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:39:42 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776238&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776238 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776208&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776208 Author: Maya
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 8:16pm

Ugh, lil miss does that too - she tips her head to the side to "assume the position", then starts pawing at my top and saying "booby!" really loudly

PMSL Caitlynsmygirl, that story is still as funny as the first time I heard it Hope she doesn't do that anymore, your DH might not be too impressed...]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:16:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776208&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776208 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776098&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776098 Author: Tui89
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 6:57pm

@caitlynsmygirl - hahahaha that is soooo cute, like the muffins would seal the deal! That is definite child logic :) I am cracking up, I love it.

@tishy - Yup! I've had my DS do the same thing, not saying bra, but saying THIRSTY and pulling my top down in public. A wee while ago now though :)]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:57:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=776098&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#776098 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775926&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775926 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 4:46pm

I will always rememer Caitlyn's muffin story, long time members might remember it .

Shes 2 and a half , maybe 3, we're down at the park and there is a guy there with his dog

conversation went as follows

C - " Hi! "
Man - " hi " (smiles )
C- Whats your name ?
Man - " blah " (not his real name )
C -whats your dogs name
Man - "blah " (not her real name )
C-Is your dog my friend ?
Man-um ,. yep , sure
C- are you my friend ?
Man -er, um , sure
C- are you my mummy's friend ?
Man- er, yeah , I guess so (chuckles )
C - Thats good , you can be my mummy's SPECIAL friend, shes pretty , and she'll make muffins for you

Me- Caitlyn lets go!

shes grown out of that now, and Ty is too little to embarrass me for a while ....]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:46:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775926&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775926 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775677&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775677 Author: LittleBug
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 1:29pm

Oh, DH and I were looking after the neighbor's boy, Z (who is two and a half) and DH was grumpy about something... anyway we all sat down at the table for dinner and Z sat next to DH, looked up at him with big serious eyes and said very authoritatively "you feeling better now?" and gave him a pat on the shoulder. Cracked me up... and melted DH a little, haha ]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:29:09 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775677&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775677 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775671&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775671 Author: LittleBug
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 1:25pm

Lol Tishy, aoife got stuck between the sheet and mattress!? Skills

Yesterday Chloe ran into the nursery after daycare, pushed open the door with a big bang and ran to Ollie's cot shouting "Owwie! Hello Owwie!" and climbed up on the side of his cot to peek at him... when he woke up because of all her noise and started crying, Chloe says in a whisper "uh uh uh, shhhhh shhhh" and looks up at me pointing at Ollie, like he was naughty for not being quiet. LOL

Must be heaps more but I'm brain dead.]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:25:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775671&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775671 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775659&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775659 Author: tishy
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 1:14pm

Twice so far Aoife has managed to get stuck between the fitted sheet and the mattress.

I took them out for lunch 2 weeks ago and Aoife decided to pull down my top and shout 'BRAAAAAAAAA!' repeatedly while we were in the cafe.

The girls have taken to waking up at 5am this week Yesterday morning when I crept up to their door to see if it was one or both awake I could hear one shouting and the other saying 'ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' ]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:14:31 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775659&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775659 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775578&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775578 Author: BuzzyBee
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 12:13pm

Hehe aww I have a couple recent ones from Mr 2

In the womens needs aisle of supermarket 'Mummy need pad? Mummy bleeding *said with such conviction and innocence*'. I look back and laugh now, but at the time wasn't so funny. From now on no more watching Mummy in the toilet when its *that* time of the month. Oh and often I come in the lounge to find pads stuck to my TV screen- he thinks they're stickers

This morning he comes up behind me with his toy tools and starts hammering my butt and trying to use the pliers, when asked what he's doing he replies 'Just ficking (fixing) your bum mummy'

And not funny - but oh so cute! He keeps going around singing 'I dont knowww wooo ooohh oh why lub do thi to me, I don't know do it do it do it do it to me, don't know' (from that air NZ ad).

Never a dull moment in his company. ]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:13:53 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775578&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775578 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775400&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775400 Author: kiwikid
Subject: 28726
Posted: 15 September 2009 at 9:12am

I love fun kiddy stories, ummm lets see... when we burp or fart Hayden always says Pardy for us (well for DH anyhow cos ladies dont fart of course ) and the look on his face is just priceless, you can almost see the synapses firing and making the connection - that funny noise = PARDY!.

This morning for the first time he did the sign for Rabbit (Bunnykins breakfast bowl) it was so so soooooooooo cute I didnt mind that he was twirling weetbix and yogurt all through his hair!]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:12:25 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775400&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775400 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775228&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775228 Author: Maya
Subject: 28726
Posted: 14 September 2009 at 10:07pm

LOL mine were running around undie-less last night and when I asked them why they said "we nakeds!"

LOL at ringing nana too Tui89, Maya does that and sometimes she doesn't even tell me she's been speaking to them till I talk to them later on.]]> Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:07:08 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=775228&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#775228 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=774771&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#774771 Author: Tui89
Subject: 28726
Posted: 14 September 2009 at 3:23pm

@FionaO - Thanks!

@lizzle - Aw that is so cute, what a smartie pants! It's funny how they go through that 'commando' stage, but it can start getting old pretty quickly
]]> Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:23:56 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=774771&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#774771 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=773882&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#773882 Author: lizzle
Subject: 28726
Posted: 13 September 2009 at 11:37am

cute!

I'll join in.

I asked taine for the millionth time to get his undies

"where are they?"
"behind you".
he looks blankly
"BEHIND YOU"
he wanders around
"TURN AROUND"
Taine smiles and then turns around and around and around until he gets dizzy and falls over.
"no undies here mum"

Child is now wearing pants....no undies.]]> Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:37:28 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=773882&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#773882 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=773834&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#773834 Author: FionaO
Subject: 28726
Posted: 13 September 2009 at 10:19am

That is SUCH a funny story.

]]> Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:19:33 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=773834&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#773834 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=773827&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#773827 Author: Tui89
Subject: 28726
Posted: 13 September 2009 at 10:02am

I thought I would start a thread about the wonderful, silly, infuriating and not too bright things our children do.

There seems to be alot of advice, and issues to be sorted out on these threads... which is fantastic and invaluable but i want to talk about fun stuff... and it would be great to read some other funny stories from everyone else.

This morning for the first time DS (3) called his nana all by himself - we taught him how the phone works a few months ago. I had just rattled off all the chores that need to be done today and our full schedule of grocery shopping, laundry, tidying up and making beds and he just looked at me with an exasperated face.

Anyway, I started going back about my business and heard him talking in the lounge. He was on the phone to nana explaining and coercing my mum to take him to the park. Because his mummy was just too busy with boring things and he needed "fresh airs"

The explanation was long and elaborate and when I finally got the phone from him grandma and I were nearly in tears from laughter. I swear that boy is 3 going on 10 sometimes!

]]> Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:02:01 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28726&PID=773827&title=wonderful-fabulous-silly-and-hilarious#773827