OHbaby! Forums : Pregnancy tips https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Tue, 07 Apr 2026 01:29:06 +0000 Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:27:46 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=28903 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=799108&title=pregnancy-tips#799108 Author: BriAndOlisMum
Subject: 28903
Posted: 07 October 2009 at 6:27pm

]]> Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:27:46 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=799108&title=pregnancy-tips#799108 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Thanks for the comments everyone....]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=796497&title=pregnancy-tips#796497 Author: BriAndOlisMum
Subject: 28903
Posted: 05 October 2009 at 2:40pm

Thanks for the comments everyone. I'm glad you liked them.]]> Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:40:42 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=796497&title=pregnancy-tips#796497 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Nice Loved all that humour...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=789531&title=pregnancy-tips#789531 Author: escadachic
Subject: 28903
Posted: 28 September 2009 at 11:05pm

Nice    Loved all that humour

Edited by escadachic]]> Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:05:14 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=789531&title=pregnancy-tips#789531 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Awesome, thanks for those GonnaBeAMum!...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=789169&title=pregnancy-tips#789169 Author: MrsEmma
Subject: 28903
Posted: 28 September 2009 at 6:52pm

Awesome, thanks for those GonnaBeAMum!]]> Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:52:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=789169&title=pregnancy-tips#789169 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Classic ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=789150&title=pregnancy-tips#789150 Author: Inlove28
Subject: 28903
Posted: 28 September 2009 at 6:23pm

Classic]]> Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:23:49 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=789150&title=pregnancy-tips#789150 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : was absolutely fantastic. crying...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788901&title=pregnancy-tips#788901 Author: MyLilSquishy
Subject: 28903
Posted: 28 September 2009 at 2:49pm

was absolutely fantastic. crying been laughing that hard. almost inhaled my corn thin =P ]]> Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:49:23 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788901&title=pregnancy-tips#788901 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : lol that was so funny - sitting...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788424&title=pregnancy-tips#788424 Author: Niki2010
Subject: 28903
Posted: 28 September 2009 at 7:38am

lol that was so funny - sitting here at 7.30am on a Monday morning cracking up!]]> Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:38:00 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788424&title=pregnancy-tips#788424 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : lol just what i needed. ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788261&title=pregnancy-tips#788261 Author: Zasha
Subject: 28903
Posted: 27 September 2009 at 9:07pm

lol just what i needed.

]]> Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:07:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788261&title=pregnancy-tips#788261 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Thats great!! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788121&title=pregnancy-tips#788121 Author: HuntersMama
Subject: 28903
Posted: 27 September 2009 at 7:49pm

Thats great!! ]]> Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:49:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788121&title=pregnancy-tips#788121 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Thats great!! ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788099&title=pregnancy-tips#788099 Author: HuntersMama
Subject: 28903
Posted: 27 September 2009 at 7:36pm

Thats great!! ]]> Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:36:55 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=788099&title=pregnancy-tips#788099 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Haha.....made me day. Woke up...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784612&title=pregnancy-tips#784612 Author: kezza2112
Subject: 28903
Posted: 24 September 2009 at 8:35am

Haha.....made me day. Woke up feeling so grumpy this morning! Feel better now after a giggle!]]> Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:35:26 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784612&title=pregnancy-tips#784612 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Funny Questions Q: Should...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784601&title=pregnancy-tips#784601 Author: BriAndOlisMum
Subject: 28903
Posted: 24 September 2009 at 8:23am






Funny Questions
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, generally 35 children are enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).

Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidermal?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college. ]]> Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:23:35 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784601&title=pregnancy-tips#784601 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784600&title=pregnancy-tips#784600 Author: BriAndOlisMum
Subject: 28903
Posted: 24 September 2009 at 8:23am







]]> Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:23:19 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784600&title=pregnancy-tips#784600 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784599&title=pregnancy-tips#784599 Author: BriAndOlisMum
Subject: 28903
Posted: 24 September 2009 at 8:23am







]]> Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:23:01 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784599&title=pregnancy-tips#784599 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784598&title=pregnancy-tips#784598 Author: BriAndOlisMum
Subject: 28903
Posted: 24 September 2009 at 8:22am







]]> Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:22:18 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=784598&title=pregnancy-tips#784598 <![CDATA[Pregnancy tips : Some pregnancy do&#039;s and dont&#039;s. just...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=782833&title=pregnancy-tips#782833 Author: BriAndOlisMum
Subject: 28903
Posted: 22 September 2009 at 3:09pm

Some pregnancy do's and dont's.

just for humor, not to be taken seriously.

















Edited by GonnaBeAMum]]> Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:09:43 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28903&PID=782833&title=pregnancy-tips#782833