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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : Where is that bleatin Like button!!!...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=23971">lil_lease</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 28 January 2011 at 12:32am<br /><br />Where is that bleatin Like button!!!]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : LOL!! Love it. Had to read them...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=18834">WestiesGirl</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 28 January 2011 at 12:07am<br /><br />LOL!! Love it. Had to read them to DH even he laughed out loud <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley8.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : Fantastic ]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=19975">mrsturtle</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 11:05pm<br /><br />Fantastic <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley1.gif" border="0"> <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : I think someone (or many someones)...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=24910">tictacjunkie</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 7:30pm<br /><br />I think someone (or many someones) should harass admin into making a forum for funnies. Somewhere to go for a guaranteed giggle when you're having a crap day would be great.]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : Dear Windshield Wipers, Can&amp;#039;t...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=4856">my4beauties</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 5:45pm<br /><br /><P>Dear Windshield Wipers, <BR>Can't touch this. <BR>Sincerely, That Little Triangle <BR></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>loved this the most!!!!!!<IMG src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley8.gif" border="0"></P>]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : frickin hilarious ]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=22904">sbeach</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 3:49pm<br /><br />frickin hilarious ]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : lol love funnies...we should start...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=21590">jazzy</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 3:45pm<br /><br />lol love funnies...we should start a thread for them or add to yours...must go look for some<img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley1.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : I laughed out loud too, haha!...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=18727">kriss</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 3:28pm<br /><br />I laughed out loud too, haha! Thanks for the giggle x]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : Bahahahahahahaha so funny. ]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=22002">_SMS_</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 12:58pm<br /><br />Bahahahahahahaha so funny. ]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : I love that :D  Lots of fun, I&amp;#039;m...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=23814">Kalimirella</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 12:48pm<br /><br />I love that :D<br /><br />Lots of fun, I'm sure I'm getting weird looks for laughing at my computer.]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : ohhh I laughed out loud at those!!!...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=24599">TheKelly</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 12:17pm<br /><br />ohhh I laughed out loud at those!!! in fact...I LOL'd ! <br />brilliant. <br />Am stealing it <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=2531">queenbean</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 11:51am<br /><br /><img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif" border="0"> <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif" border="0"> <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif" border="0"> <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif" border="0"> <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : love it. totally made me LOL for...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=24182">Mucky_Tiger</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 11:47am<br /><br />love it. totally made me LOL for real.]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : I love this! ]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=19372">NeoshasMummy</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 10:57am<br /><br />I love this!]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : some of those are fricken hilarious!!...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=19501">Babykatnz</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 10:37am<br /><br />some of those are fricken hilarious!!]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : Lol, thanks for the giggle, =)...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=24910">tictacjunkie</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 10:14am<br /><br />Lol, thanks for the giggle, =)]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : hahaha ]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=19393">MrsMojo</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 10:08am<br /><br />hahaha]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : Thats fine escadachic. i actually...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=23536">_H_</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 10:02am<br /><br />Thats fine escadachic. i actually got it from an email i was sent <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley1.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : Haha, I loved the windscreen wiper...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=21153">MamaT</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 9:51am<br /><br />Haha, I loved the windscreen wiper one too.<br /><br />Very well done.]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=22440">escadachic</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 9:42am<br /><br />Can I please copy this and put it on my FB?<br /><br />Just thought it polite to ask before doing so.<br /><br />Is that ok?]]>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : BAHAHAHA my fave was the windshield...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=22977">MyLilSquishy</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 9:37am<br /><br />BAHAHAHA my fave was the windshield wipers one <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif" border="0">]]>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[Dear........ : Haha awesome! Love the window...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=22044">MrsEmma</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 9:35am<br /><br />Haha awesome! Love the window wiper one <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=18013">peanut butter</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 9:06am<br /><br />ha ha ha...very funny!]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=23536">_H_</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 37712<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 27 January 2011 at 9:00am<br /><br />Good for a giggle <img border="0" src="https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/smileys/smiley1.gif" border="0"> <br /><br />Dear Noah,<br />We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.<br />Sincerely, Unicorns<br /> <br /> <br />Dear Icebergs,<br />Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.<br />Sincerely, The Titanic<br /> <br />Dear J.K. Rowling,<br />Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?<br />Sincerely, Anonymous<br /> <br />Dear America,<br />You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.<br />Sincerely, Canada<br /> <br />Dear Boyfriend,<br />I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.<br />Sincerely, Spiders<br /> <br />Dear Voldemort,<br />So they screwed up your nose too?<br />Sincerely, Michael Jackson<br /> <br />Dear Yahoo,<br />I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...<br />Sincerely, Google<br /> <br />Dear girls who have been dumped,<br />There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.<br />Sincerely, BP<br /> <br />Dear 2010,<br />So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!<br />Sincerely, 1985<br /> <br />Dear Justin Bieber,<br />Ariel would really love her voice back.<br />Sincerely, King Triton<br /> <br />Dear Rose,<br />There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.<br />Sincerely, Jack<br /> <br />Dear Windshield Wipers,<br />Can't touch this.<br />Sincerely, That Little Triangle<br /> <br />Dear Taylor Swift,<br />If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.<br />Sincerely, Shakespeare<br />  <br />Dear Saturn,<br />I liked it, so I put a ring on it.<br />Sincerely, God<br /> <br />Dear Rubik's Cube,<br />Done!<br />Sincerely, Colorblind<br /> <br />Dear Santa,<br />Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.<br />Sincerely, Tiger Woods<br /> <br />Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,<br />I Can't. Breathe.<br />Sincerely, Your Balls<br /> <br />Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,<br />I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?<br />Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio <br /> <br />Dear Sleeping Beauty,<br />I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.<br />All you had to do was wake up.<br />Sincerely, Mulan<br /> <br />Dear Romeo,<br />My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...<br />Sincerely, Juliet<br /> <br />Dear Fox News,<br />So far, no news about foxes.<br />Sincerely, Unimpressed<br /><br />Dear Sex Educators,<br />Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.<br />Sincerely, The Virgin Mary<br /><br /><br />Dear Twilight fans, <br />Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.<br />Enjoy fantasizing about that.<br />Sincerely, Logic<br /><br /> <br />Dear Toaster,<br />Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?<br />Sincerely, Toast<br /> <br />Dear Edward,<br />I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.<br />Sincerely, a stake<br /> <br /> <br />Dear Prince Charming,<br />You've got some explaining to do!<br />Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty<br />]]>
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