OHbaby! Forums : Mum, whats a...? https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 10 Apr 2026 14:45:12 +0000 Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:33:58 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.05 360 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=8833 <![CDATA[OHbaby! Forums]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/ <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : &#034;Nearly to the floor&#034;...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175204&title=mum-whats-a#175204 Author: Kels
Subject: 8833
Posted: 08 July 2007 at 8:33pm

"Nearly to the floor" LMAO!!! That is so funnny]]> Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:33:58 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175204&title=mum-whats-a#175204 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : LOL - to the floor Caitlyn has...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175134&title=mum-whats-a#175134 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 08 July 2007 at 7:28pm

LOL - to the floor Caitlyn has the funniest things to say. She is super cute.

Edited by Leish]]> Sun, 08 Jul 2007 19:28:25 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175134&title=mum-whats-a#175134 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : HAHAHA nearly to the floor! If...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175100&title=mum-whats-a#175100 Author: busymum
Subject: 8833
Posted: 08 July 2007 at 6:23pm

HAHAHA nearly to the floor! If he had heard, he might have liked that compliment! ]]> Sun, 08 Jul 2007 18:23:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175100&title=mum-whats-a#175100 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : haha this thread is a crackup...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175061&title=mum-whats-a#175061 Author: caitlynsmygirl
Subject: 8833
Posted: 08 July 2007 at 5:01pm

haha this thread is a crackup i love it !

caitlyns version of sex...
" the boy takes off his top but leaves his pants on and the girl takes off her skirt and top but leaves her bra and knickers on then they dance around " ooooh what exciting sex that would be !

she also said the other day " mummy - i saw daddys penis when he was in the shower"
(me ) " oh really?"
Caitlyn -" yeah its really big-nearly down to the floor, but not quite"
(me very faintly out of her earshot) " bit of an overstatement sweetheart, i have seen it before you know "

]]> Sun, 08 Jul 2007 17:01:18 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175061&title=mum-whats-a#175061 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : LOL. Kids say the funniest things....]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175042&title=mum-whats-a#175042 Author: lovingmummyhood
Subject: 8833
Posted: 08 July 2007 at 4:36pm

LOL. Kids say the funniest things. I used to teach new entrants and got some pretty random questions and statements. Sooo cute though! ]]> Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:36:21 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=175042&title=mum-whats-a#175042 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : LOL Chovynz - yep I was ]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174747&title=mum-whats-a#174747 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 07 July 2007 at 9:23pm

LOL Chovynz - yep I was ]]> Sat, 07 Jul 2007 21:23:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174747&title=mum-whats-a#174747 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Is anyone else thinking of Aliens...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174623&title=mum-whats-a#174623 Author: Chovynz
Subject: 8833
Posted: 07 July 2007 at 6:31pm

Is anyone else thinking of Aliens right now?]]> Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:31:57 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174623&title=mum-whats-a#174623 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : I was going to tell Hannah, if...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174397&title=mum-whats-a#174397 Author: busymum
Subject: 8833
Posted: 07 July 2007 at 9:20am

I was going to tell Hannah, if she asked (but she didn't), that the baby gets out of your tummy by crawling through a special baby tunnel

But Hannah was a c/s so I have just stuck with that story so far: the doctors opened up my tummy and pulled you out! Then when I was about to have Krystiana she started asking questions like, "who's going to hold you on the bed?" "Ummm why will someone need to hold me on the bed Hannah?" "When the doctor pulls the baby out of your tummy.... but Daddy will cuddle you."
Oh boy. Now I don't know what she's thinking ]]> Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:20:39 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174397&title=mum-whats-a#174397 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : LOL my2angels. A tail. Thats...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174390&title=mum-whats-a#174390 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 07 July 2007 at 9:12am

LOL my2angels. A tail. Thats funny.

Christopher didn't believe us when we told him where the babies come out from. He thought it was impossible so we explained to him that the mummy had to work really hard to get the baby out and that it was very painful and could sometimes take hours and hours. He had a think about it and then came up to me and thanked me for "getting him out".]]> Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:12:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174390&title=mum-whats-a#174390 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : I remember my good friends wee...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174340&title=mum-whats-a#174340 Author: my2angels
Subject: 8833
Posted: 06 July 2007 at 11:30pm

I remember my good friends wee girl who is the same age as Kobe asking why he had a tail and she didnt.

And just after I had Addison my 4yr old neice asked me how Addison came out of my tummy. I was thinking hmmm now what should I say here when she said 'did the doctor take her out of your tummy' I thought yeah sounds good to me, save the actual details for her mum to explain. She must have been thinking about it still though cos 5 minutes later she said 'did they use glue to fix the hole in your tummy'

My other 4yr old neice who's parents are a doctor and nurse so she is used to medical stuff announced that she doesnt believe babies come out of your bottom cos thats to gross and they wont fit. ]]> Fri, 06 Jul 2007 23:30:02 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=174340&title=mum-whats-a#174340 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Go Christopher! LOL Tough questions...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173751&title=mum-whats-a#173751 Author: busymum
Subject: 8833
Posted: 06 July 2007 at 9:57am

Go Christopher! LOL Tough questions but my DH didn't really know what a period was until he got the nerve to ask me one day (while we were going out)... his mum left it to his dad to tell him and well his dad got chicken ROFL!

We had the death thing, a close friend's husband died about a year ago and we had to explain it to Hannah (2yo) that we wouldn't be seeing him anymore. We told her he has died and gone to heaven and he's really happy there, but it's a bit sad for us and Mrs Sylvie (his wife, Hannah's devoted adopted 'aunt'). She STILL says to us that her doll's dad has died (died in a sad voice) blah blah blah.... the story is getting very old now. She hasn't spoken about Alan, I don't even know if she really remembers why she got the 'death talk', but she isn't worried about it.]]> Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:57:24 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173751&title=mum-whats-a#173751 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : From the 4 year old. Mum: how...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173676&title=mum-whats-a#173676 Author: .Mel
Subject: 8833
Posted: 06 July 2007 at 8:46am

From the 4 year old.

Mum: how did the baby get into your tummy?
Mum: how does the baby get out of your tummy?

Mum: how did we get here?

]]> Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:46:27 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173676&title=mum-whats-a#173676 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Good job, mamas! Christopher sounds...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173652&title=mum-whats-a#173652 Author: baalamb
Subject: 8833
Posted: 06 July 2007 at 8:23am

Good job, mamas! Christopher sounds like he's got a good head on his shoulders with the whole "enough said" comment hehehe! He sounds very matter-of-fact.

OMG Kels that 'digestive system' story is hilarious!!! ]]> Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:23:13 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173652&title=mum-whats-a#173652 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Hahahaha Im sending Alize there...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173614&title=mum-whats-a#173614 Author: Kels
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 11:30pm

Hahahaha Im sending Alize there when hes older and starts asking cos you'll be well experienced by then
Go CHristopher!!! Your giving mum heart failure...Luv it!! ]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 23:30:50 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173614&title=mum-whats-a#173614 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Christopher: Mum, so puberty...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173608&title=mum-whats-a#173608 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 11:24pm



Christopher: Mum, so puberty is when a boy starts changing in to a man aye
Me: Yea, pretty much
Christopher: So is periods the same as puberty but for girls?
Me: (cough, splutter, cough, cough again for good measure) Ummm, no, not exactly. Girls go through puberty too and periods are a part of that
Christopher: So whats periods?
Me: Didn't I just answer that question?
Christopher: No, if you answered I wouldn't still be asking
Me: Oh ok. Well... Well... Hmmmmm.... How do I put this...

Edited by Leish]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 23:24:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173608&title=mum-whats-a#173608 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : hehe I got you back for making...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173602&title=mum-whats-a#173602 Author: Kels
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 11:14pm

hehe I got you back for making me nearly wee ma panties lol.
lesieli was 6yr at the time and her cousin was 5yr. I just love kids conversations!!!]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 23:14:08 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173602&title=mum-whats-a#173602 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Oh Becks I think I must have missed...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173595&title=mum-whats-a#173595 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 11:04pm

Oh Becks I think I must have missed your post there. I think you must have done such a good job of explaining that he didn't need it to be re-hashed. You have to make things understandable for them aye and I think that a lot of the time that is the toughest part of answering the difficult questions.

Edited by Leish]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 23:04:31 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173595&title=mum-whats-a#173595 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : LOL - Im crying now!!! I mean...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173583&title=mum-whats-a#173583 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:55pm

LOL - Im crying now!!! I mean seriously crying. The tears are streaming down my face. Oh man. That is sooo funny. They need a smiley with a smiley face AND tears ]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:55:01 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173583&title=mum-whats-a#173583 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : When Lesieli is younger her and...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173580&title=mum-whats-a#173580 Author: Kels
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:52pm

When Lesieli is younger her and her cousins were in bed talking one night when they were suppose to be asleep, So i got up to tell them to SHUT UP lol and I heard this:

Lesieli: the egg shoots up the digestive system and cracks open and its a baby
Jade: thats amazing
Lesieli : and if 2 eggs shoot up the digestive system its twins!
Jade: OMGosh Do I have eggs shooting up my digestive system?
Lesieli: No your not married.
Jade: But neither is your mum or my mum.
Lesieli: I dont know how they got us!

LOL I was crying I was laughing to myself soo much hahaha

]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:52:24 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173580&title=mum-whats-a#173580 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Funny thing with it thou after...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173571&title=mum-whats-a#173571 Author: mummy_becks
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:41pm

Funny thing with it thou after we explained it to him he hasn't asked again about it it's coming up 2 years since the first conversation.]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:41:23 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173571&title=mum-whats-a#173571 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Kels yeah Becks the death one...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173568&title=mum-whats-a#173568 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:39pm

Kels

yeah Becks the death one is pretty tough and I so wouldn't go in to cremation with a 6 year old. The whole death thing is hard enough on them. ]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:39:10 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173568&title=mum-whats-a#173568 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : I haven&#039;t had any from Andrew...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173558&title=mum-whats-a#173558 Author: mummy_becks
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:28pm

I haven't had any from Andrew yet he's quite good with the Andrew, Josh and daddy have a pepee but mummy doesn't, but my friend had the death question from her 6 year old step son. That was really hard. We took him to the cemetery and explained that when people die they go and live there but you can't see them anymore. We didn't go into cremation (that will be for another time) as the thought of telling a 6 year old your body gets burnt wouldn't go down well . Her dad died about 10 years ago and was cremated but has just told him that he is in a different country (which is kinda true as his ashes were split and a bit of him was taken to OZ).]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:28:10 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173558&title=mum-whats-a#173558 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Stop it hahahaha...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173555&title=mum-whats-a#173555 Author: Kels
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:26pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Stop it hahahaha that is HILARIOUS]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:26:37 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173555&title=mum-whats-a#173555 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Ohhhh thats so funny Kels. Mercedes...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173544&title=mum-whats-a#173544 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:16pm

Ohhhh thats so funny Kels. Mercedes is such a sweetie. I remember when Christopher asked me where my penis was. Hrrrmmmmmmm]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:16:32 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173544&title=mum-whats-a#173544 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : LMAO!!!! That is a crack up Leish,...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173534&title=mum-whats-a#173534 Author: Kels
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:05pm

LMAO!!!! That is a crack up Leish, Welldone 
Mercedes, Claire (redbedrock) and baby Fay in the baby changing room,

Mercedes: Where is Fay's penis??? hahaha crack me up when Claire told me... I cant remember what the rest of the conversation went like lol.

]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:05:49 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173534&title=mum-whats-a#173534 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Well, I started off by telling...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173522&title=mum-whats-a#173522 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:55pm

Well, I started off by telling him that the C word is the most worse swear word out of all of them. I told him that it was far worse than the F word and that it was a word that people don't even really use cos it was so bad. I told him that it was kinda gross. I didn't feel that he really understood how bad it was so I said:

Me: You know how D**k is a kinda bad word for penis?
Christopher: Yea
Me: Well, that word is the same but for females and it is way way worse than D**k.
Christopher: Ewwww gross. Why would anyone ever say that?
Me: (phew)

And for the second one

Me: Its a special test for women
Christopher: Enough said. I don't want to know any more.

LOL!! I think he was still grossed out about the first question. ]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:55:12 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173522&title=mum-whats-a#173522 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : ohhhh Leish! That&#039;s difficult...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173510&title=mum-whats-a#173510 Author: baalamb
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:46pm

ohhhh Leish! That's difficult ... but so funny hehehe

Out of interest, what were your answers?? Were they honest? If so, how on earth would you word them... Very carefully?!!??]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:46:46 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173510&title=mum-whats-a#173510 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : LOL!!! I should tell Noah that...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173503&title=mum-whats-a#173503 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:37pm

LOL!!! I should tell Noah that cos he has taken to grabbing a good handful of his whenever I take off his nappy ]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:37:36 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173503&title=mum-whats-a#173503 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : yeah I am thinking &#034;if...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173500&title=mum-whats-a#173500 Author: thunderwolves
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:35pm

yeah I am thinking

"if you dont leave it alone it will fall off...........

]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:35:59 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173500&title=mum-whats-a#173500 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : Ohhhhh Lyla - I remember condom...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173494&title=mum-whats-a#173494 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:29pm

Ohhhhh Lyla - I remember condom conversations. That was all kinds of uncomfortable-ness.

And Natalie - I wonder what on earth made that poor little boy think of that ]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:29:46 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173494&title=mum-whats-a#173494 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : ooh and of course there was the...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173491&title=mum-whats-a#173491 Author: MILF
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:26pm

ooh and of course there was the great condom conversation.....]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:26:29 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173491&title=mum-whats-a#173491 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : OMG I dread those questions, I...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173490&title=mum-whats-a#173490 Author: thunderwolves
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:26pm

OMG I dread those questions, I work in childcare and we get some akward ones, only we can say, "you need to talk to your mummy about that"

this week i had "what happens if your testicles fall off" from a 3 year old...

 

 



Edited by thunderwolves]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:26:03 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173490&title=mum-whats-a#173490 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : in the car the other day, completely...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173489&title=mum-whats-a#173489 Author: MILF
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:24pm

in the car the other day, completely random
"mummy why do babies come out of their mummies bottoms?"
" sweetie i have explained to you that that is where babies leave the mummys tummy" (we went through all of this when jordis was born)
"no, not all babies, some come out of the tummys, the doctor takes them out"

NO idea who told her about c sections! clever miss 3 ]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:24:53 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173489&title=mum-whats-a#173489 <![CDATA[Mum, whats a...? : I have had two of these questions...]]> https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173487&title=mum-whats-a#173487 Author: Leish
Subject: 8833
Posted: 05 July 2007 at 9:21pm

I have had two of these questions that kinda took my breath away today. The first went like this:

Christopher: Mum, whats a c**t?
Me: (thinking OMG did my son really just say the C word?? I don't even say the C word. Did he really just say what I thought he did and what on earth am I gonna say... Why is it the holidays... Why do they have holidays... Arrrrggghhh someone save me - please mum ring me now. )
Christopher: Mum?
Me: Ummm where did you hear that word?
Christopher: At school. What does it mean?
Me: (why isn't that damn phone ringing yet )

The second question went like this

Christopher: Mum, whats a smear test?
Me: (Oh God not again...)
Christopher: Mum?
Me: (Why oh why did I leave that reminder by the phone...)

What tricky questions have you had to answer lately.]]> Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:21:11 +0000 https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8833&PID=173487&title=mum-whats-a#173487