Who is
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Topic: Who is
Posted By: Glow
Subject: Who is
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:04am
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Jack Schitt
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Ther ya go now you know who Jack Schitt is. ------------- Mummy of Two Boys B: 2004 K: 2007 |
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:07am
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hahahahahhahahahahahaha love it ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: Gwen_
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:20am
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lol ------------- We're in America for 3 months with Mummy and Daddy! http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: yummymummy
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:22am
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Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:22am
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LOL these are great GLOW!! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: Glow
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:31am
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Where did we get the idea, that if we dont forgive people, they suffer?
The universe is always nudging us with gental signals. When we miss the signals, it nudges us with a sledge hammer. Growth is most painful when we resist it... ------------- Mummy of Two Boys B: 2004 K: 2007 |
Posted By: Faraway
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:43am
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ROFLMAO!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 12:36pm
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rofl!!!! ------------- formerly known as "Bee" Ethan ~ March 2003 Big 6 year old school boy! Micah ~ Aug 2008 ~ Smiley pants who loves telephones! |
Posted By: AstonsMummy
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 2:13pm
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hahahaha LOL that was really well done!!! Clever! ------------- 
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Posted By: Helen21
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 2:36pm
LOL!
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Posted By: kezplanet
Date Posted: 13 September 2007 at 11:35pm
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hahaha enjoyed that very much!!! ------------- Kerryn, Mum to Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09) |
Posted By: Chovynz
Date Posted: 14 September 2007 at 7:58am
Tha is hilaours. Good job  ------------- Defending the male species since 1980 
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 14 September 2007 at 2:47pm
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Posted By: Leish
Date Posted: 14 September 2007 at 2:57pm
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I've seen that before but it always makes me LOL!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: Mama2two
Date Posted: 14 September 2007 at 2:58pm
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Just what I needed on a Friday. ROFL ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Kellz
Date Posted: 14 September 2007 at 3:06pm
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 14 September 2007 at 8:40pm
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ROFL ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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