Politically correct male terminology
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Topic: Politically correct male terminology
Posted By: MumsyMoo
Subject: Politically correct male terminology
Date Posted: 27 September 2007 at 9:00pm
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He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not BALDING. He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER. He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS. He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION. He is not a SEX MACHINE. He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG. He has SWINE EMPATHY. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT. He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES. He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT. -------------  My wee girl is the love and light of my life!
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 27 September 2007 at 9:04pm
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He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.   ------------- |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 27 September 2007 at 9:58pm
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He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. So true ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 28 September 2007 at 8:00am
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He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. hahahaha that is soooo my dad  ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 28 September 2007 at 1:02pm
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LMAO!!!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |