This is funny - what is yours???
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Topic: This is funny - what is yours???
Posted By: mummy_becks
Subject: This is funny - what is yours???
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:01pm
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Pick the month (number) you were born in Mine is I made out with a DVD player because i'm sexy and I do what I want. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
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Posted By: mamanee
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:11pm
I gave my number to a baseball bat Because I'm mentally disturbed.
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:12pm
I stabbed a paperclip because I was drunk  -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
 (02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: AnnC
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:13pm
I gave a lap dance to a soda Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
 ------------- Ann 
Also Mum to Josh (15) and Brooke (10) |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:13pm
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I love Renee's one! Not cause of Renee but just cause the sentence works haha
Mine was making love to a chair because I'm sexy and do what I want  ------------- |
Posted By: Bubbaloo
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:13pm
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Mine is I sang to a banana because I'm sexy and do what I want. ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  Was danni-chick Mum to James My Angel 28/07/08 |
Posted By: floss
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:18pm
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Mine is
I gave my number to a kebab because I was drunk |
Posted By: AngieBaby
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:20pm
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My one is horrible!!!
I shot a homeless guy because I was bored... poor guy! 
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Posted By: Brenna
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:24pm
I gave my number to a stuffed animal because I was high  ------------- My beautiful 2 girls...nearly 4 and 13 months
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:29pm
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I smacked a banana because i'm sexy and i do what i want.
Well, i would do that cos i hate bananas.. prob cos they make me horribly sick.. they deserve smacking. ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja 
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:44pm
LOL DH would be "I stabbed a chair because I was high"  ------------- |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:50pm
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My Dh's is funny I sang to a gangster because I was horny ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Rachael21
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:54pm
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lol this is mine
I fell in love with a permanent marker Because I was high |
Posted By: MILF
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 8:58pm
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i sang to myself because i was mentally disturbed.
WHO is spying on me???????
dh killed his neighbour because he was drunk ------------- Lyla - mum to Xanthe - my big 4 year old
and Jordis - 1 year old 
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Posted By: cuppatea
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 9:04pm
That shouldn't be funny, but it is. Mine is I stabbed a banana because I'm mentally disturbed. ------------- 
 
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Angie Baby wrote:Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 9:04pm
Funny!!! ------------- |
Posted By: KH25
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 9:08pm
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I fell in love with a paperclip because I'm mentally disturbed!!
Poor DH, has been shoved aside for a paperclip ------------- Kelly, mum to DD, 19Jun06 (26wks 1lb15oz) DS1, 24Oct10 (32wks 4lb11oz) and DS2, 31Dec11 (32wks, 4lb11) http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: minik8e
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 9:15pm
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I choked on my best friend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Is it just me or does that sound kind of wrong??? |
Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 9:16pm
Mine is - I ate my neighbour because I'm sexy & I do what i want .
Dh is - I sang to my best friend because I'm sexy & do what i want. hehe I'm his best friend  .
Looks like a lot of people wear blue shirts! ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 9:51pm
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I shot a mexican because I was high ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: yummymummy
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 9:54pm
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Mine's soo boring!
I ate a banana because I was hungry! (true too)
ETA: DH one is I sang to my dad because I'm sexy and I do what I want LOL ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: mamanee
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 10:10pm
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Oh dear, my dickhead.. I mean DPs one is
I choked on a stuffed animal because I was hungry |
Posted By: Mama2two
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 10:16pm
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hehehe. I shot a soda becuase I am sexy and do what i want ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Kicker
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 10:26pm
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"I ate a chair because i was drunk" -------------  
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Posted By: Mazzy
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 10:27pm
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I ate a DVD player because I hate myself ------------- Mum to two gorgeous girls! |
Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 11:46pm
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i sang to a hooker because i hate myself ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 11 October 2007 at 11:54pm
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DH's - i stabbed my dad because i was horny!! ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com">
http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: kezplanet
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 12:32am
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These are all funny
mine - I choked on a llama because the voices told me to dh I choked on myself because I was drunk ------------- Kerryn, Mum to Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09) |
Posted By: nictoddie
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 7:00am
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Haha
I made out with a ninja cos I'm mentally disturbed! eeekkk I hope I'm not ------------- 
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Posted By: MissCandice
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 8:24am
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mine is "i smacked a banana because im gangsta" lol ------------- ~ Mummy to a beautiful girl ~ |
Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 8:57am
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Snap Kandice - i am guessing your birthday is the 3rd of march like me ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: MumsyMoo
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 9:09am
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Me: I ate a Mexican, 'cause I'm gangsta
DF: I gave my number to my neighbour because I hate myself... He would have to hate himself to give her his number... She's in her 90's!!! Unless of course it was so that she could call him for electrical work that needed doing or something. ------------- My wee girl is the love and light of my life!
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Posted By: MumsyMoo
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 9:11am
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Me: I ate a Mexican, 'cause I'm gangsta
DF: I gave my number to my neighbour because I hate myself... He would have to hate himself to give her his number... She's in her 90's!!! Unless of course it was so that she could call him for electrical work that needed doing or something. ------------- My wee girl is the love and light of my life!
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Posted By: ElfsMum
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 9:20am
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ok I'm wearing a brown jersey because it's cold and I am about to do the cleaning..i don't own anything else brown..
'I killed my best friend because i was hungry'   ------------- Mum to two amazing boys! |
Posted By: Jay_R
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 9:33am
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I gave a lap dance to a permanent marker cos I was drunk
Mwahahahaha, thats funny!! |
Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 10:08am
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Mine is very disturbing.
' I killed a policeman, because I'm sexy and I do what I want' ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: switches
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 12:12pm
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These are great and put a huge grin on my face . Mine is I choked on a stuffed animal because i was drunk DP's is I shot a homeless guy because i was drunk Well now I'm beginning to think there is a drink problem in this house LOL ------------- Tina http://www.bump-and-beyond.com/"> 
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Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 2:22pm
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Mine is: I made out with my psychiatrist because I was drunk, high and mentally disturbed (can you figure out what colours my shirt is? )
Nat's is: I made out with a kebab because I was horny LOL funny! ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
Posted By: Mummy2three
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 4:08pm
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Oh my gosh those are so funny!!! Mine is.......
I shot my neighbour because I was drunk
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Posted By: emz
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 4:20pm
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Mine is...
I smacked my brother because I was drunk. If only I had a brother...
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Posted By: KateW
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 4:25pm
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I made out with a homeless guy Because I'm sexy and I do what I want. ------------- ~Our miracle IVF babies~ http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: Karysta
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 4:36pm
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Mine is i stabbed a ninja because I was high
DFs is I shot my brother because I hate my family HAHHA |
Posted By: josephnia
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 4:40pm
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Mine is I fell in love with a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
DH's is I fell in love with a goat because I was drunk. So that's what he was doing last Saturday night?
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Posted By: SquishysMum
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 4:51pm
| I killed a paperclip because the voices told me to... |
Posted By: ElfsMum
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 4:56pm
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wow..my DH smacked a sandwich because he is sexy and does what he wants to and because the voices told him to! ------------- Mum to two amazing boys! |
Posted By: Brenna
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 6:22pm
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lol!!
My Dh's is...I gave my number to a hooker cause I was drunk ------------- My beautiful 2 girls...nearly 4 and 13 months
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 7:27pm
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I shot a permanent marker because I was drunk. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Helen21
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 7:46pm
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Mine is
I sang to a hooker because I'm mentaly disturbed! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Chloe 12/7/03 Miya 5/11/05 |
Posted By: BaAsKa
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 8:33pm
Damb these are halerious!!!!!! 
Mine is - I choked on a baseball bat because im a gangster!!
DH is - I stabbed my bestfriend because im mentally disturbed
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Posted By: LittleBug
Date Posted: 12 October 2007 at 9:29pm
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Mine is "I gave my number to myself because I am naked"
Lol ------------- Chloe (4 years) and Oliver (3 years). |