funny email for those with boys
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Topic: funny email for those with boys
Posted By: MonicaMouse
Subject: funny email for those with boys
Date Posted: 01 November 2007 at 5:15pm
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I received an email from an aunt today, which I had to chuckle and smile when reading. There are 16 piccys in all, so I have just selected a couple. If you want the entire email and all it's pics, just PM me and I will foward it on to you.
For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad.... be very, very glad... 
And you also find out very interesting things when you have sons, like .... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with WhiteKing makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A 6-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old boy. 11.) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super Glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters do not like Jelly. 15.) VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jam sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in East Melbourne has a 3-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the WhiteKing and brake fluid. ------------- 
Blair 15/10/2007 Daniel 30/07/2009 |
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 01 November 2007 at 5:20pm
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I've pm'd you! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Bel
Date Posted: 01 November 2007 at 5:25pm
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Oh no MonicaMouse, now I really can;t wait to get this baby boy out!!
Thats fantastic!! ------------- Mum to two beautiful kids 
Luke (09.11.2007) Amy (01.04.2009) |
Posted By: Faraway
Date Posted: 01 November 2007 at 6:40pm
Am pm'ing you now! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: LeahL
Date Posted: 01 November 2007 at 6:53pm
lol about to PM you  ------------- Lucus,Born Sleeping~31.06.03 (21w3d) http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 01 November 2007 at 8:16pm
Our #4 is going to be another girl!!!!!!  ------------- |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 01 November 2007 at 9:22pm
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hehehehe i read that one a friend sent me iit when i found out i was having a boy lol ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 01 November 2007 at 9:41pm
| the same way i felt when mum rang me about the kid in england who got the traffic cone stuck on his head and the fire brigade had to cut it off - "that will be Taine" she said.....I shall join st johns. |
Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 02 November 2007 at 10:39am
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LOL!!! Too funny! ------------- formerly known as "Bee" Ethan ~ March 2003 Big 6 year old school boy! Micah ~ Aug 2008 ~ Smiley pants who loves telephones! |
Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 02 November 2007 at 10:44am
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LOL Thanks for that Monica giggles in time for the weekend. ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: Bubbaloo
Date Posted: 02 November 2007 at 2:09pm
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LOl and going to pm you now. ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  Was danni-chick Mum to James My Angel 28/07/08 |
Posted By: MummyFreckle
Date Posted: 02 November 2007 at 2:52pm
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I have just had a number of "flashes" into my future.....given what my DH is like....I am pretty sure I will be able to tick most of these of the list at some point!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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