FUNNY!!!!!! - Bored Husband!!....
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Topic: FUNNY!!!!!! - Bored Husband!!....
Posted By: BaAsKa
Subject: FUNNY!!!!!! - Bored Husband!!....
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 10:32am
Not sure if anyone has put this up yet or read it before but i thought it was halerious!!!  
It was emailed to me by a friend... *****Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping. Dear Mrs. Murry, Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras. MEMO Re: Complaints 15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!! And; last, but not least! 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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Posted By: Tiff
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 11:23am
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Tee Hee ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: AnnieB
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 11:26am
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ROFL That reminds me of my DH ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 11:36am
| OMG, my dad has done some of those things.... |
Posted By: BaAsKa
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 12:59pm
LMAO!!
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lizzle wrote:Posted By: tashzmum
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 1:19pm
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hehehe i have read that before but it is still very funny. when me df is bribed into coming shopping with me he sits outside the shops with tash and just watches the world go by. ------------- Natasha Jayde, 1-01-05(7lb3oz) Caroline Elisabeth, 9-04-08 (4lb15oz) Izabella Kate, 9-04-08(6lb7oz) Lexi Brenna, 23-01--2011(6lb6oz) |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 2:59pm
Haha I know that guy! I think his real name is BSDH   -------------  |
Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 3:23pm
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Oh this is classc Amber, I love it! Very funny!! ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 3:46pm
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hahahaha thats soo very funny i,m crying with laUGher ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 4:33pm
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ROFL!! I would be too embarrassed to claim him as my husband. ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">   [/url] Angel June 2012 |
Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 03 November 2007 at 9:42pm
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oh yeah we had this once before and there is a reason DH doesnt go shopping with us....he has done most of those and MORE....
yes it is about BSDH for sure!
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 04 November 2007 at 2:48pm
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OMG that just describes a friend of mine down to a tee when shopping. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |