It was 5.03am...
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Topic: It was 5.03am...
Posted By: Bumble
Subject: It was 5.03am...
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 8:37am
Not a creature was stiring... Not even a mouse..
Ok so maybe the mouse didn't get the memo..
This is how I was awoken this morning..
DH: "psst I can hear a noise.."
Me: "ummmm"
DH: "There is a noise in the laundry.."
Me: no response..
DH gets up..
DH: "psssst Bee, are you awake??? I've found a mouse..."
Me: No response (I figure if i stay asleep he can deal with it..)
DH: " There is a mouse....."
Me: still no response
DH: resorts to turining on the lights
Me: grumble grumble about DH turning on the lights...
I get up and go to the laundry.
DH: " The mouse is hiding behind that (points to a collection of paintbrushes) What do I do??"
UMM HELLOOOOO aren't you the man in this house... why are you asking me!!!!
Me: " Catch it...."
DH: " What should I use"
Me: *sigh* A plastic container... get an iceream container.. actually make that two..
I guard the door while DH runs off to get two containers.
He returns bearing ONE container, which is not an ice cream container, I am too tired to care, it will do...
DH enters the laundry to catch the wild, dangerous mouse...
Much squealing and jumping around like a girl later....
The mouse is still loose.....in the laundry tub..
Enter She-Ra (read ME!!!)..
I calmy walk to the laundry tub, the mouse is scrabbling around.. He looks me in the eye, I look him in the eye... There is no squealing, or scrabbling (From me, can't say the same about the mouse..)
I catch the bugger....
DH: " did you get it??" he asks from the hallway door...
me: yes...see..? *shows container with mouse..
DH: that is not a mouse... it is a rat...*DH shrinks away from container*
Me: Whatever, it is a mouse... *Thinks DH is a dork..*
DH: Well it is a very large mouse..
DH: How do we kill it..
*Again why are we asking me...????*
DH: Freeze it...
Me: No I am not having that in my freezer..
Me: Why dont you bash it over the head seeing as you are such a "hunter" and caught the bloody thing.."
Enter cat... eyes "Special treat" his mother has provided....
The mouse is currently in the container, under a rather large garden pot, with rat bait... I am so not dealing with the dead body..
Will probably have to tho, seeing as my husband is a GIRL!!!
------------- formerly known as "Bee"
Ethan ~ March 2003 Big 6 year old school boy!
Micah ~ Aug 2008 ~ Smiley pants who loves telephones!
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 8:44am
OMG that is hilarious! Sorry but you have just made my day Bee!
------------- Aimee
Hannah 22/10/05
Greer 11/02/08
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Posted By: gemsmum
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 8:55am
Thank you. I woke up in a foul mood this morning and this has made my day. I'm finally smiling - shame dh has gone to work and dd to school so they can't appreciate the new improved Mum. Hehe.
Poor wee mousie. Is your cat giving you dirty looks for not letting him/her have some fun?
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 9:01am
LOL Bee!!! Go you!
I'm so glad my husband is not afraid of rodents. I fall into the screaming and leaping around category
------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and:
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Posted By: mummy_dee
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 9:01am
LMAO Sorry to laugh, but that was so funny - thank you for sharing!!
------------- Daphne
Married Stuart: 19/03/05
Oliver: 9/06/06
Lilia due: 19/03/08
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Posted By: Jennz
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 9:10am
Hehe thats so funny
------------- Jen, Charlotte 7 & Kate 3
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Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 9:12am
Happy to share!!!!
DH is soo not going to live this one down!
------------- formerly known as "Bee"
Ethan ~ March 2003 Big 6 year old school boy!
Micah ~ Aug 2008 ~ Smiley pants who loves telephones!
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Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 9:21am
gemsmum wrote:
Is your cat giving you dirty looks for not letting him/her have some fun?
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He would have just "played" with it... he is too "posh" to kill anything!!! LOL
------------- formerly known as "Bee"
Ethan ~ March 2003 Big 6 year old school boy!
Micah ~ Aug 2008 ~ Smiley pants who loves telephones!
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Posted By: Mum2ET
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 9:46am
ha ha that's really funny- good on you for catching the mouse
------------- Mum to
Ella (5) and Tom (2)
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Posted By: Mama2two
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 9:55am
ROFL Thanks for making my day
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Posted By: BaAsKa
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 10:23am
LMFAO!!!! that was halerious!!!
and LMAO about your posh cat!!! we have one much the same who thinks its below him to have to enter through the cat door!!
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 10:44am
hahahahahaha thats soo funny well done on getting the mouse i would of run screaming lol
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Posted By: Snappy
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 11:31am
thats so funny...
My DH makes me get up in the night and is scared of rodents and spiders... where are all the men!
------------- Mummy to two beauties... Formerly Kaiz.
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Posted By: AlyAyde
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 11:38am
rofl
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Jayde 25/12/04
Alyssa 08/04/03
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 12:04pm
lol - that is classic! Go BEE! I would never have done that - thankfully my DH deals with mice no prob.
------------- My babies:
R (9),G (7), J (5)
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Posted By: Aprilfools
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 12:06pm
LOL
ew . You're so brave. I'm petrified of those things. Well done.
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Posted By: gemsmum
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 12:38pm
Oh dear, my cats have just bought in a wee sparrow that is looking much the worse for wear. Cam 'rescued it' then demanded I save it. Against my better judgement (I think it would've been fairer to leave the cats to it by this stage) I have locked the cats in and left the poor wee thing outside to its fate .
Hehe at your posh cat. Is he a pedigree? Our two devons are def not posh and can do an amazing amount of damage to a bird/mouse/cicada....
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Posted By: tashzmum
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 12:44pm
hehe well done to you.at that hour of the morning i would have had to ring the boss cos df would have been at work and im not going near any mouse. our cat bought us one a few weeks ago at like 2am and she was just playing with the thing under our bed and i just told df-look i dont car what you do just get rid of it, dont tell me any details and dont let me hear anything. just do it...
but really well done to you for taking care of it!!!
------------- Natasha Jayde, 1-01-05(7lb3oz)
Caroline Elisabeth, 9-04-08 (4lb15oz)
Izabella Kate, 9-04-08(6lb7oz)
Lexi Brenna, 23-01--2011(6lb6oz)
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Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 1:20pm
gemsmum wrote:
Hehe at your posh cat. Is he a pedigree? Our two devons are def not posh and can do an amazing amount of damage to a bird/mouse/cicada....
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Nope he isn't a pedigree (no that I know of) He is from the SPCA. We call him Reece cos he is recycled!!!
------------- formerly known as "Bee"
Ethan ~ March 2003 Big 6 year old school boy!
Micah ~ Aug 2008 ~ Smiley pants who loves telephones!
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Posted By: BaAsKa
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 2:50pm
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Nope he isn't a pedigree (no that I know of) He is from the SPCA. We call him Reece cos he is recycled!!! [/QUOTE]
LMAO at his name! im sure HE thinks hes a pedigree
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Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 4:10pm
You got that right Amber!!!!
------------- formerly known as "Bee"
Ethan ~ March 2003 Big 6 year old school boy!
Micah ~ Aug 2008 ~ Smiley pants who loves telephones!
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 7:41pm
roflmao!!!!! That is soo funny...BTW I must have missed it but CONGRATULATIONS for number 2. I just noticed your ticker
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Posted By: fairsk8
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 8:34pm
Haha that is hilarious, reminded me a little of when we had a cheeky mouse living with us and we couldn't catch it, but you would see it poking its nose out from underneath the couch. Once we caught it we had no idea of what to do with it either. My partner decided to put it in a little box and he then proceeded to wrap the box in miles of tape and then stuck the box in the skip for the rubbish man to take away lol
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Posted By: Alisa
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 10:50pm
Wow Bee, you rock !! Your story cracked me up big time !!!
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 10:11am
OMG that is so funny.
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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