i had to get a mole checked out today.
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Topic: i had to get a mole checked out today.
Posted By: MILF
Subject: i had to get a mole checked out today.
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:20pm
woohoo! what an adventure i had this morning. managed to get me and the kidlets all to the doctor by 9am, very unusual but we did it. waiting in the waiting room and then this HOT HOT man came out, called my name. i was jumping on the inside, cos he was seriously HOT. my doctor was away and did i mind him looking after me today. did i heck!!!!!! we sat down and i got him to check my blood pressure, which was fine. then i said i had a mole on my face that had changed colour/texture and i wanted it checked out. and he said "well when i check out one mole i may as well check out them all, so please get undressed down to your underwear" OMG what knickers am i wearing? quick check, ok, could be better but could be much, much worse so thats ok. sports bra is white (not grey or yucky cream coloured, so phew) and knickers are granny knickers, but black, and boyleg so not as unattractive as it could be. so i am standing there in my granny pants sucking in as much as i can, and trying not to suck in so much i get yucky backfat from my bra, very difficult. then jordis falls over, and i stop and think - i cant bend down and pick her up, that would look awful! there are more rolls then a bakery when i do that he turns his back and i quickly sit jordis up again. phew!
then he starts checking me out nudge nudge..... ok, no nudging, it was very clinical. looks at all my moles (thank god for many many moles ) and pronounces them all fine. i did want to tell him i have one under my right boob but chicken out. lord knows i dont need to get those puppies out, at least the bra gives them a semblance of perky. he then looks at the mole on my face, but seeing as jordis scratched it on tuesday it has a scab on it, so he cant see anything. which means i will have to go back when it is clear
so dh came home for lunch after it, and in between fits of laughter wants to know how i managed to get stripped off to my underwear in order to get a mole on my face checked out!!! to be honest i am not sure how it worked either, he had me at hello.....
and *GLEE* i get to go back in a week and see him again! oh i love doctor crushes 
------------- Lyla - mum to
Xanthe - my big 4 year old
and
Jordis - 1 year old
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:23pm
PMSL - ahhh, you crack me up!! It makes a chane to get a hot doctor tho doesnt it?!
------------- Aimee
Hannah 22/10/05
Greer 11/02/08
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:26pm
hahahahahahahahaha thats priceless!!
------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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Posted By: josephnia
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:46pm
LMAO!!!
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Posted By: Mama2two
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 3:23pm
ROFL!!!
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Posted By: MyMinis
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 3:45pm
LMAO
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Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 3:55pm
Lyla, that is so classic!
------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 5:49pm
ehehehehe well done
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 7:32pm
That's priceless!!!
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Posted By: mummy_dee
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 7:46pm
hee hee that's fantastic! So where does this doctor work??
------------- Daphne
Married Stuart: 19/03/05
Oliver: 9/06/06
Lilia due: 19/03/08
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Posted By: cuppatea
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 7:53pm
mummy_dee wrote:
hee hee that's fantastic! So where does this doctor work??  |
Hehe, I was gonna ask that, I have some moles need a checking
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Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 15 December 2007 at 12:48pm
Oh geez... laughing so much.
Crushes are the best though right? That's how I got through the most boring of my uni papers.
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Posted By: AnnC
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 7:40pm
LOL missed this before Lyla.
I had a Doctor crush - his name was Dr Arnold and he was my specialist. He was soooo cute. He was scotish as well. I think he transfered to either the hawkes bay or Gisbourne - can't remember now. It was a sad day when he told me
------------- Ann
Also Mum to Josh (15) and Brooke (10)
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Posted By: MelandBri
Date Posted: 19 December 2007 at 11:45am
hehe So wheres this doctor Lyla.
I think I might have to go check him out
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Posted By: MILF
Date Posted: 19 December 2007 at 12:04pm
hey mel, how are you doing? hot doc is at waihopai health centre, but good luck getting in to see him - i tried to make an appt today for jordis, with any of the docs there, and they are too busy
------------- Lyla - mum to
Xanthe - my big 4 year old
and
Jordis - 1 year old
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Posted By: MelandBri
Date Posted: 20 December 2007 at 7:18pm
I'm doing great now that the morning sickness and everything has finally gone.
I don't think I would get in to see him. Maybe I should just go and sit in the waiting room and pretend I'm waiting to see him.
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