So whats your fine...
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Topic: So whats your fine...
Posted By: mummy_becks
Subject: So whats your fine...
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:19pm
This is fun to do. Just read the "offence" and if you"ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you"ve read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..."
*Smoked pot -- $10 *Did acid -- $5 *Ever had sex at church -- $25 *Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 *Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25 *Had sex for money -- $100 *Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 *Vandalized something -- $20 *Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10 *Beat up someone -- $20 *Been jumped -- $10 *Cross dressed -- $10 *Given money to stripper -- $25 *Been in love with a stripper -- $20 *Kissed someone who"s name you didn"t know -- $0.10 *Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 *Ever drive and drank -- $20 *Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 *Used toys while having sex -- $30 *Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20 *Went skinny dipping -- $5 *Had sex in a pool -- $20 *Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 *Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 *Cheated on your significant other -- $10 *Masturbated -- $10 *Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 *Done oral -- $5 *Got oral -- $5 *Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 *Stole something -- $10 *Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 *Made a nasty home video -- $15 *Had a threesome -- $50 *Had sex in the wild -- $20 *Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 *Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20 *Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 *Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 *Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 *Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25 *Went streaking -- $5 *Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 *Been arrested -- $5 *Spent time in jail -- $15 *Peed in the pool -- $0.50 *Played spin the bottle -- $5 *Done something you regret -- $20 *Had sex with your best friend -- $20 *Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 *Had anal sex -- $80 *Lied to your mate -- $5 *Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: KH25
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:33pm
My fine is $275.60 That was fun Becks
------------- Kelly, mum to DD, 19Jun06 (26wks 1lb15oz) DS1, 24Oct10 (32wks 4lb11oz) and DS2, 31Dec11 (32wks, 4lb11)
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Posted By: ElfsMum
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:37pm
jeepers,....I'm normally a saint in these things but i got 405.10:) lol..
------------- Mum to two amazing boys!
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Posted By: Bel
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:39pm
I thought I was doing really well, but then it started adding up - $310.60
------------- Mum to two beautiful kids
Luke (09.11.2007)
Amy (01.04.2009)
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:44pm
$380.60 (but I counted the ocean as the pool)
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Posted By: tashzmum
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:44pm
hmm $345.10....... and most of it was in the last 5 years!!!i used to be a bad girl lol....
------------- Natasha Jayde, 1-01-05(7lb3oz)
Caroline Elisabeth, 9-04-08 (4lb15oz)
Izabella Kate, 9-04-08(6lb7oz)
Lexi Brenna, 23-01--2011(6lb6oz)
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Posted By: hooper
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:46pm
i must be really bad LOL
My fine is $450.00
but had lots of fun doing it.
------------- Desiree
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Posted By: ElfsMum
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:49pm
hooper yeah me too:) and i classed spa as a pool:) !
------------- Mum to two amazing boys!
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Posted By: kebakat
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:51pm
I'm not sure I want to post what mine is haha
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Posted By: almostthere
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:55pm
mine was 595.60
Hmmm.....
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Posted By: minik8e
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:55pm
OMG I must be very very bad, I blame alcohol and adolescence for most though My fine is $725.60
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Posted By: kebakat
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:56pm
I'll stop being chicken..
Mines $730.60 hahahahaha
Me thinks I'm a dodgy bitch!
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Posted By: kebakat
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 4:57pm
lol minik8e, I'm a little worse than you it seems.. but I can't use the alcohol excuse since I don't really drink
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Posted By: Redbedrock
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:00pm
My fine was $335.60 but only if you count the crimes once rather than each time IYKWIM
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Posted By: hooper
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:01pm
yer gota have fun when ya can
ya never no whats gonna happen, you only live once i say make the most of it.
------------- Desiree
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Posted By: minik8e
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:01pm
LOL - neither do I....now. Actually, only some of them are attributable to alcohol reading through them again. Ah well!!
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Posted By: kebakat
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:02pm
I wouldn't wanna know how much mine would be if I counted those things for each time I've done them.. I'd be broke
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:04pm
my fine is 330.60
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Posted By: cuppatea
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:11pm
I must have lived a sheltered life cos I only racked up $115.50 (yes I peed in a pool)
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Posted By: ShellandBella
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:20pm
Mine was only $180.10...
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 5:53pm
My fine was $685.60 
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Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 6:05pm
My fine was $290.50
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Posted By: MissCandice
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 6:13pm
Im so not posting mine!
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Posted By: AngieBabe
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 6:13pm
Okay, just added mine up - a fair and middilng $355.60 (and alcohol only played a small part for me too!)
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Posted By: BabyOnBoard
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 6:31pm
mine was 335.60
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Posted By: sunnyhoney
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 6:32pm
I got $115.50. How boring.
------------- Mum to:
Joy Emily 1.05am 27/09/07 7lb 3oz
Austin Paul 12.47pm 18/04/10 10lb 8oz
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Posted By: Bubbaloo
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 6:33pm
Mine was $375.60
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Mum to James
My Angel 28/07/08
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Posted By: Bubbaloo
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 6:35pm
kebakat wrote:
I wouldn't wanna know how much mine would be if I counted those things for each time I've done them.. I'd be broke  |
I would be Bankrupt
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Mum to James
My Angel 28/07/08
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Posted By: MILF
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 7:19pm
460.60 not bad, not good
------------- Lyla - mum to
Xanthe - my big 4 year old
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Posted By: Kellz
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 7:28pm
$210 ,...I actually thought it would be less,..lol,...Im so straight!
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Posted By: ElfsMum
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 7:51pm
i made DH do it:) he got 730.60...lol:)
------------- Mum to two amazing boys!
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Posted By: thunderwolves
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 8:10pm
$275.60, I thought i would be much worse..guess i am quite a good girl really
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Posted By: FionaS
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 8:14pm
Ahhh..must be a saint! Only $85 :) Can anyone say "goody-two-shoes"??!
------------- Mummy to Gabrielle and Ashley
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Posted By: Bel
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 9:05pm
I made Dh do it too - he got $615.60!!! Much badder than me...
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Luke (09.11.2007)
Amy (01.04.2009)
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 10:03pm
Posted By: Shezamumof3
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 10:05pm
cuppatea wrote:
I must have lived a sheltered life cos I only racked up $115.50 (yes I peed in a pool) |
LOL me too!!! $110.50
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Posted By: yummymummy
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 10:35pm
I got $215.10 but I thought I was waaaaay more pure than that
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 10:40pm
I'll have to see if I can find my purity test that is fun 
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 15 January 2008 at 11:03pm
um, I think I win, $795.70
Told ya I'm rock and roll...
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 12:02am
ok so i'm pretty tame - $370
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Posted By: newmum
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 8:10am
I only got $200.60!!!!! I thought I would be way worse! Yay! I am quite impressed with myself We only count things ONCE right?? LOL
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Posted By: lilfatty
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 8:52am
Wow I love this forum ... Im totally middle of the road $580.00 woo hoo
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Posted By: Jennz
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 9:08am
$355.60! I counted peeing in a pool when I was a kid- not since I was little though
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Posted By: Tiff
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 12:43pm
$205.10 Not as bad as I thought it'd be!!!
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 1:42pm
Opps, I added wron, it is ONLY $750.60, lol.
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Posted By: Jay_R
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 2:10pm
Hahaha, I got $520.10 - I thought I'd be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than that
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Posted By: SquishysMum
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 4:19pm
Posted By: peanut butter
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 4:30pm
only $250.10
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Posted By: Aprilfools
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 5:15pm
$365.50 - not so bad. When I started reading it I thought 'Oh god it'll be high'.
LOL at the skinny dipping fine. That's the only way I swim unless people are over. Don't pee in the pool though but have been swimming since 9months old so definitely did when I was younger LOL.
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 7:02pm
Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 7:55pm
Only $465.60c and most of that stuff was before I met DF I've been a good girl since.
Looks like just about all of us have peeed in the pool he he.
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Posted By: 3boys
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 8:23pm
OMG - I think I had kids (17 with my first - no fine for that though ) to young mine was only $180.10.
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Posted By: EmDee
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 8:34pm
Mine was $140.60 - what a good girl
DH got $325.60
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 8:41pm
Crikey, I am a heathen!!
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 8:44pm
Mines up there, I should go through and put them in order to see who us naughty ones are 
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 9:02pm
busymum - $55.50
FionaS - $85
sheza - $110.50
cuppatea - $115.50
Sunnyhoney - $115.50
doubledee - $140.60
3boys - $180.10
ShellandBella - $180.10
newmum - $200.60
Tiff - $205.10
Kellz - $210
yummymummy - $215.10
nzpiper - $250.10
Cathrine - $265.10
KH25 - $275.60
Thunderwolves - $275.60
Pepsi - $290.50
Bel - $310.60
doubledee’s DH - $325.60
james - $330.60
BabyOnBoard - $355.60
Redbedrock - $335.60
Tashzmum - $345.10
AngieBabe - $355.60
Jennz - $355.60
AprilFools - $365.50
Mum2paris - $370
Danni-chick$375.60
caraMel - $380.60
kawwww - $405.10
Hooper - $450
MILF $460.60
fleury - $465.60
joshierocks - $520.10
lilfatty - $580
Almostthere - $595.60
Bel’s DH - $615.60
mummy_becks - $685.60
Kels - $725.60
Minik8e - $725.60
Kebakat - $730.60
kawwww’s DH - $730.60
fattartsrock - $750.10
Told you I would do it - yes Annie you are winning 
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: cuppatea
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 9:05pm
Now you should e-mail the naughty list to santa
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Posted By: MummyFreckle
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 9:14pm
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 16 January 2008 at 9:36pm
Bah, if you could call it "winning". Ah well, I have led a colourful life, and have not many regrets.
------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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