Totally random Saturday night questions
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Topic: Totally random Saturday night questions
Posted By: my2angels
Subject: Totally random Saturday night questions
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 9:55pm
Ok im gonna warn you this is a little bit on the TMI side, not majorly though and its something that Ive always wondered about but never wanted to ask and I know your all gonna think Im nuts but anyway.....
Some of you know I have a major fear of spiders and Ive always wondered, if your lying in bed and have no clothes/knickers on, can they go up your hmmm you know where.....and what would happen if they did. You hear stories of how they crawl into people ears, mouths etc... while your sleeping so whos to say they wouldnt venture up there! Could they make a home up there, lay baby eggs ewwww gross thought.
I know its a totally out there questions but Ive always wondered. Is it even possible?
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 9:56pm
ewewew, argh i never thought of that, lol
a good reason to always keep your knickers on lolol
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 9:59pm
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hmmm good question. I would think maybe they couldn't but then again maybe they could.
Now I have confused myself 
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:01pm
Ewwww, gross thought! No idea, but I dont think I want to take that chance
------------- Aimee
Hannah 22/10/05
Greer 11/02/08
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:12pm
I wear knickers to keep hubby out, lol!!!
------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:13pm
Unfortunately my hubby knows how to work knickers, he can do bras too. lol
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:15pm
yeah mine can too, damn it.
------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:16pm
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Ewww good pint as you never know what could get up there but grose if anything did. I have looked up my fair share of vaginas at work and found all sorts of weird things but never spiders so there is hope that maybe they cant lol
------------- http://lilypie.com">
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:16pm
PMSL!! You girls have made my night - I was so wound up and grumpy before but I have managed to have lots of laughs at all your comments.
------------- Aimee
Hannah 22/10/05
Greer 11/02/08
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:17pm
Ummm Kels, what kind of weird things? Maybe I dont even want to know...
------------- Aimee
Hannah 22/10/05
Greer 11/02/08
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:17pm
ew, kels, like what?
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:20pm
c'mon, spill. Ya know ya want to....
------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:21pm
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Um Kels you can't just say stuff and not tell us what...
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:23pm
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Gravel was prob the worse lmao I mean all these little stones up there and I was like WTF(in my head of course)
Have seen grass, half a condom, gladwrap type stuff, coloured jelly (im guessing lubricant) and the list could go on.
------------- http://lilypie.com">
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:25pm
gravel, grass? I dont think I even want to think about how stuff gets there...
------------- Aimee
Hannah 22/10/05
Greer 11/02/08
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:25pm
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Fluff, toilet paper all disintergrated and in balls, bits of cotton wool. It really had made me wonder what difference we must have when it comes to our bodies and things we put where lol
------------- http://lilypie.com">
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:26pm
lol they must like 'relations' in public places..
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:28pm
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ANd the cervix actually looks like the tip of a penis lol. Just thou you might all like to know. Lots if ladies want to look at them and I always had a mirror on hand. There are the unfortunate ones who have cervixs that are on the side of the vaginal wall facing the opposite side so they can see theirs.
Oops sorry for thread jacking
------------- http://lilypie.com">
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:31pm
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hmm interesting things and random things
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 10:45pm
lolol, yup, but good for a boring saturday night.
The others must come on here on sunday mornings sometimes and read some stuff and think WTF??!
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:02pm
I know that spiders can get into your knicker drawer!
One day I went to get my fave nana knickers out (af was here) and I went to put them on and noticed something white in the crutch, when I looked closer it was a spider, who'd made a webby thingymejiggy! I was so damn lucky I noticed before I pulled them all the way up!!
------------- Mr Mellow (16)
Miss Attitude (8)
Destructa Kid (3)
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:11pm
ewwwwww.
Mine have cobwebs from not putting out, lol!!!
------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:14pm
OMG, you girls are so funny late at night.
Eek at birthing spider babies!! I'm never sleeping naked again just in case!
GRAVEL??? Surely that would be uncomfortable? Or is that why you had to look up there Kels?
------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and:
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:33pm
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LOL Mel no I only look up there for smears and STI check I leave any other prob to the GP lol
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Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:45pm
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The things we talk about on a Saturday night.
I have an idea in my head of some questions to ask, but some might be a bit TMI so i'll see how I go over the week.
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:47pm
lolol, ew, i mean surely you would notice if you had gravel up there!
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: my2angels
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 8:40am
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man i had never thought about there being 'foriegn objects' as such up there. how embarassing. i guess alot of people would get sand up there hehe.
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 11:24am
ewwwww kels....that's why you have a bit of a clean out before you go to a dr!
ahem *gladwrap* ??? homemade condom perhaps
janine..i'm one of these sunday morning readers...i really must join you guys on sat nights, mine are always boring
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Posted By: yummymummy
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 12:08pm
From a practical side I wouldn't think so - it will be too moist, surely not enough oxygen and def nothing to eat ie flies in there. So no, don't think it will happen. Even if it did, they'd die pretty quick and you'll flush them out with other stuff. I def don't think you'll ever get a spider colony in there
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 12:14pm
lol what, not even grannies? surely there must be some cobwebs around. PMSL!
------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 12:20pm
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PMSL yummymummy I think your on to something!
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Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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Posted By: miss
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 1:03pm
Also, the walls of the vagina are sort of together unless you stick somehting up - so it isn't like it is a tube lying there open - unless of course youa re in fact a blow up doll. Then you are probably at risk.
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Posted By: yummymummy
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 1:33pm
LOL
I was trying to give a practical answer to a very odd question. Must say it's not something that had ever occured to me
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Posted By: my2angels
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 8:18pm
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I warned you it was a pretty random question!
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 20 January 2008 at 10:03pm
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But it was a funny topic so that was cool 
We found out the random things Kels has seen in a vagina 
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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