Confession time... Indecent exposure!
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Topic: Confession time... Indecent exposure!
Posted By: Katherine
Subject: Confession time... Indecent exposure!
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:25am
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Emma Rose has swimming lessons today, so I've been rushing around trying to get a million things done before we have to go. I decided just to put my togs on first thing rather than getting dressed and then re-dressed when it's time for lessons. But I've had to do everything piece by piece, as Em's being wild and feral. Anyway, I had my togs on and had just popped a T-shirt over my head when there was a knock at the door. I hadn't put my pants on over my swimsuit bottoms but figured, "Hey, it's just togs, nothing is exposed" -- so answered the door. Courier: Hi there, I have a parcel for Katherine. Me: Oh yeah, that's me. (reaching out for machine to sign) Courier: Whoa! Me: (looking at him quizzically) Um, yes? Courier: Nothing, nothing. (backing away hastily) Have a nice day! (practically running down the driveway) I closed the door, perplexed, and dropped the parcel on the table, right next to... the bottoms to my togs. Yep, I put on the wrong "bottoms", and answered the door in a pair of completely see-through, black mesh undies. |
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Posted By: Bizzy
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:27am
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OMG!!!! ------------- http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker"> 
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:28am
Ha! Hahahahaha!  ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:28am
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Posted By: Katherine
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:28am
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The worst part is that it's the regular courier -- the one who comes ALL THE TIME (I get a lot of parcels). So I'm going to have to see him again, and again, and again... |
Posted By: meow
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:35am
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haha!
oh the shame ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Bizzy
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:45am
i bet he hopes you get the wrong bottoms again then!!! ------------- http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker">
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Katherine wrote:Posted By: kebakat
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:51am
| lol I'm sure he loved it! |
Posted By: Kellz
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:52am
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Ha ha ha ha haaaa
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:53am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 11:58am
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LOL! You probably made his day!
I did a similar, but not quite as sexy thing on Friday. The guy who regularly drops off our shopping was greeted by me in tight white top and no bra that I'd slept in. It was a chilly morning too! I thought he was a bit less chatty than usual, so embarrassed when I realised why!  ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: hooper
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 12:05pm
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OMG that is so funny just about wet myself laughin. ------------- Desiree 
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 12:13pm
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Don't worry, I'm sure courier drivers see much worse when going to peoples houses!
That's pretty funny though!!! But I guess he'll be sure to go back to the boys and tell them all about it  . ------------- My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Mama2two
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 12:26pm
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ROFLMAO - I so needed that laugh - Thankyou so much ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 12:30pm
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My gosh that's HILARIOUS!!! ------------- Andie |
Posted By: newmum
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 1:07pm
Excellent!! ROFL I'll bet he's telling the guys back a the depot right now....  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: MumsyMoo
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 1:21pm
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AHahahaha! Lol, I have horrible luck like that.
I was woken up one morning by a courier at the door when I was 7 months pregnant (it was a huge package of maternity clothes from my Dad in the UK)... Anyways, as I had to sign for it I raced round like a mad man, threw on my dressing gown and answered the door... Well as I went to sign for it, I'd obviously not done a very good job of tying my gown, cos it slipped open exposing my bare chesticals and big belly. Thank GOD I was wearing knickers... But woah, he got more than an eyeful that's for sure. I was mortified -------------  My wee girl is the love and light of my life!
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Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 1:30pm
| omigosh. killing myself laughing! Katherine!!! haaaaaaahahahaha |
Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 1:46pm
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Oh now that is a mastercard moment!! PRICELESS!! Oh I can't stop laughing!!
This guys of Mel's sums it up! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 1:49pm
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LMAO ....classic! ------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
Posted By: The_Stuarts
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 1:58pm
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OMG that is so funny my mascara's running!!
You may not get the same guy again, they'll all be fighting to deliver your parcels incase you do it again. ------------- http://lilypie.com">   http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 1:59pm
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hahahahahahahahaha sorry but hahahahahaha ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 2:24pm
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That is classic I needed a laugh, thanks Katherine. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Aprilfools
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 2:25pm
| LMAO - that's hilarious!! |
Posted By: Shezamumof3
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 2:26pm
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LOL oh dear!! He probably ran away smiling hehe ------------- |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 2:28pm
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I just told the husband your story, and after he finished peeing himself laughing he suggested that perhaps the courier thought that you wanted him to deliver a "package" Naughty husband!! ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 2:36pm
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best thing is that you realised they were see thru BEFORE you got to the pools in them...OMFG now THAT would have been embarassing!!!
Go Katherine...actually from here I can see a queue of courier drivers lined up to go into your streeet....LMAO! |
Posted By: EmDee
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 3:50pm
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ROLFLMAO!!!!! I needed a good belly laugh - Thanks ------------- DS 8 DD 6 DS 4 DD 2 |
Posted By: yummymummy
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 4:02pm
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LOL ginger! ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: alexbabe
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 4:15pm
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lmao-i so needed a laugh after the day i had
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Posted By: emachan
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 4:47pm
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lol - thats so funny but mortifyingly embarrassing Katherine!
You'll have to let us know if he looks you in the eye next time he visits!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  DD#1 Sept 08 DD#2 Oct 09 |
Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 4:48pm
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ROFL that's a hoot!! Bet the rest of his day was awesome -------------  
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Posted By: nictoddie
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 4:50pm
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Oh dear, I can not stop laughing, poor you having to see him again lol I bet you were the talk of the day with his other courier buddies lol ------------- 
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Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 6:04pm
HAHAHA Funniest thing I have heard all year 
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 7:02pm
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS HILARIOUS KATHERINE YOU GO GIRL!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 7:58pm
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Teehee, I nearly wet myself I swear! And LMAO at Ginger and BS!
Almost as bad as the landlord copping an eyeful of my bare boobies a few weeks ago ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 8:11pm
worst is when I told BSDH he wanted to know if she had a brazilian lately....
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 8:12pm
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Ewwwww, BSDH that's filthy! ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: Katherine
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 9:11pm
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BSDH, you are a naughty, naughty boy. If you want to know things like that, you'll have to become a courier.
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Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 9:26pm
LOL, best answer ever!
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 9:27pm
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What she said! ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 9:36pm
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Classic answer. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 18 February 2008 at 10:32pm
Bahahahahahahahahaha! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and:
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Posted By: BSDH
Date Posted: 19 February 2008 at 3:04pm
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I'm naughty??? I'm not the one "flashing" my bits at the couier now am I!!! ------------- *Act your shoe size once in a while!!!* http://www.baby-gaga.com/"> 
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Posted By: Bizzy
Date Posted: 19 February 2008 at 3:14pm
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hahahaha BSDH took a naughty story to bring you back eh??? ------------- http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker">
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