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Mid-Week Giggle

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Topic: Mid-Week Giggle

Posted By: MonicaMouse
Subject: Mid-Week Giggle
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 11:05am

You may have seen it before

I was buying a large bag of Tux (Dog food) at Pack 'N Save and standing in line at the check out, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Tux Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

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Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 11:24am

LMAO love it!!!

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