Gonna be a bear
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Topic: Gonna be a bear
Posted By: mum2paris
Subject: Gonna be a bear
Date Posted: 08 March 2008 at 10:08pm
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Gonna Be a Bear
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that. If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear! ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja 
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Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 08 March 2008 at 10:24pm
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I've seen this before, love it! ------------- Mr Mellow (16) Miss Attitude (8) Destructa Kid (3) 
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 08 March 2008 at 10:49pm
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lol love it! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: emachan
Date Posted: 08 March 2008 at 10:56pm
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cool and so true! go the bears! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  DD#1 Sept 08 DD#2 Oct 09 |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 09 March 2008 at 1:16pm
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Yep I want to be a bear too. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 10 March 2008 at 12:09pm
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ooooooooh i'd love to be a bear! ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: Bel
Date Posted: 10 March 2008 at 12:25pm
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mmm sounds like I could be a bear easily!! ------------- Mum to two beautiful kids 
Luke (09.11.2007) Amy (01.04.2009) |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 10 March 2008 at 12:33pm
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I could DEFINITELY be a bear! ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
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The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: SquishysMum
Date Posted: 10 March 2008 at 1:47pm
| LOL that was great! Totally going to be a bear too! |