Does your DH/DP ever embarrass you?
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Topic: Does your DH/DP ever embarrass you?
Posted By: Maya
Subject: Does your DH/DP ever embarrass you?
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:03pm
Mine got an account from our doctor for a prescription charge or something in the mail.
So cheeky Maori boy went in there this afternoon and says "I've got this bill, I can't afford to pay it all at once, can I pay half now and half later?"
The receptionist says, "thats fine Mr Davis." So he gives her the bill. It's for $2, so he gives her $1.
He thinks he is hilarious, I am mortified - I have to take my kids there when they are sick, shame!
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Posted By: Kellz
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:05pm
Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:20pm
LMAO OMG!
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Posted By: katie1
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:21pm
That IS embarassing!!!
By the way what does LMAO stand for? I always wonder whenever anyone writes it.
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:22pm
Laughing my a** off!
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Posted By: kasbee
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:26pm
Sorry Emma but i had to laugh
You'll have to get him back, big time :)
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Posted By: Bombshell
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:28pm
OMFG brave boy - one to do that at doctor and two to let you know about it!!!
as for do they ever embarass us...heck you have met BSDH what DO YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: AnnC
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:47pm
Have you ever seen my dh dance?? If so you would know he embarrases me every time he hits the dance floor (and I cringe!)
LOL at Willie though
------------- Ann
Also Mum to Josh (15) and Brooke (10)
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Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:51pm
Oh I forgot to answer your question.
Yes Craig is very good at embarassing me, especially when he's had TOO much red wine! Blah!
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Posted By: Shorty
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 8:54pm
Oh my gosh that is classic! LOL
Can't say my DH has embarassed me that I can remember....
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Posted By: Rachael21
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 9:01pm
Thats hilarious.
Ben has sooo many times.
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 9:06pm
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LOL what a cheeky Maori 
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: nictoddie
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 9:19pm
That is just too gorgie, my dh is to shy to do that but my dad would do something like that lol
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 9:19pm
Rod LIVES to embarrass me. He is very blunt and can be very rude, NEVER thinks before speaking and is tactless. Likes to tease me in front of others, I know its teasing but those who don't know him that well must think I am abused, I am sure, lol. I am married to the rudest man on the planet, I have met BSDH, but he didnt say much, so I can't judge him, maybe if we get them together on our Auckland layover, we can have a competition, lol.
Willie, I can't beleive he did that! lol! the SHAME!!!
------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 9:21pm
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I forgot Emma that is something my dad would do.
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 10:03pm
OMG that is soooo funny Emma!! That just cracked me up!
The most recent time my DH embarressed me was last week.... I have had some purple highlights in my hair (looks awesome!) and my hairdresser & I had a joke about them being "pink bits". Well... DH had to say in front of his best mate "Yeah, she has pink bits in her hair, but no hair on her pink bits"!!!!!!! Wow, thanks DH for sharing that!!
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 10:03pm
OMG Willie!!! That is so shameful, esp with the amount of time you have to spend at the Dr's Emma!
DH isn't very embarrassing but I embarrass myself alllll the time, and that is his cue to make fun of me mercilessly.
------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and:
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 10:47pm
OMG Annie, Rod sounds just like Willie! He calls me "fat arse" and "whitie" and other cheeky names, I'm sure people must think he is a nasty bully, but I call him "black arse" and baldhead so he gets it straight back again, and I know they're really terms of endearment. Really!
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Posted By: mylilmosaic
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 11:01pm
OMG Emma and Italiah those are the funniest things I have read all night!!! Im crying Im laughing so much!!
Thanks for the laughter fest ROFL
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Posted By: Two Blondinis
Date Posted: 11 March 2008 at 11:07pm
You know what I'd do...
Send him another invoice on the Dr's letterhead for $80 finance fee! Don't forget the interest and also a nice lil' admin fee for you
Yes, I am evil
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 7:19am
that sounds like something Lew would do.
he used to go into BK whe3n it first opened and as k for big macs (and think himself hilarious for it)
as for my dad - i swear he is like that guy on the alkies ad "c'mon, someone spin m'feet"
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 7:34am
hahahahaha sorry but that is sooo funny
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 7:34am
OMG Emma....yeah that is pretty embarrassing...not sure weather to laugh or cringe.
I honestly can't think of a time when B has embarrassed me...embarrassed himself yeah but don't think he has ever embarrassed me.
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 8:14am
I love it Toni! I might just do that!
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Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 8:25am
Lol that is so funny! That is totally something my DH would do. After Willy did that did he have a laugh and pay the other dollar or did he just leave it??
My DH is always making jokes with random sales people. Sometimes they don't realise he's joking though I think cos of the way in which he does it - so that's why I figure it's good when I'm there cos I can laugh and show people it's just a joke! Lol.
We were going through McD's drive through and I got an icecream sundae, the guy handed it to DH and goes "Sorry I couldn't find any lids, is that ok" and DH says "Oh ok. Well we'll just have a big mac or something to make up for it" in a fully serious way and the guy looked kinda confused and scared! Lol so I did my usual laugh and 'shuttup love' and the guy had a good old laugh too.
Other times we've gone through drive throughs and he's tried to call the service person as many different names as he can "yeah hi there mate, I'll have a big mac thanks champ. A coke brother. Thanks dude" etc.. pretty hilarious though really. I think I've just gotten used to it
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Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 8:45am
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Oh the drive-thru names are just too cute! And Italiah - that comment is soooo something my DH would say too! And yeah Emma... does Jono ever embarrass me? Hell, yeah!
He dresses appallingly - was worse before we married but stubbies, socks and jandels, all covered in paint and silica are still the uniform today. Heavy-duty work boots for work, of course. But straight back into those jandels once he's home! He used to wear things with huge holes in them - one had pants that'd ripped down the crutch. Still wore them. The second time he met my mother was at my place, he was eating KFC in those awful pants, when he realised there was a gaping hole, so he said 'oops... excuse me'... rolled up his empty chip box into a tube, and shoved it in the hole so it poked out in an, ahem way. We call it 'the KFC box incident'.
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Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 9:04am
Andie wrote:
He used to wear things with huge holes in them - one had pants that'd ripped down the crutch. Still wore them. The second time he met my mother was at my place, he was eating KFC in those awful pants, when he realised there was a gaping hole, so he said 'oops... excuse me'... rolled up his empty chip box into a tube, and shoved it in the hole so it poked out in an, ahem way. We call it 'the KFC box incident'. |
ROFLMAO!!! I am LOL so loud, char is copying me and laughing at herself ha ha. I had tears,t hat is soooooo funny!!
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Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 9:07am
Ahahahaaa LOVE the KFC box incident!!!
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 9:26am
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[QUOTE=Andie] And Italiah - that comment is soooo something my DH would say too! He dresses appallingly - was worse before we married but stubbies, socks and jandels, all covered in paint and silica are still the uniform today.
He used to wear things with huge holes in them - one had pants that'd ripped down the crutch. Still wore them. [QUOTE]
Crikey! I think our men are related! My DH has a pair of work pants that have a gaping hold down the crutch too, and still wears them! He has holey undies that he won't throw out either! It's gross, I can't believe he would wear holey undies! It's not like he doesn't have tons of good undies that he can wear!
That KFC box incident is pretty hiliarious!!!!
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Posted By: sally belly
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 9:36am
Lol Andie - that is very funny .
Your DH sounds a little like mine although his dress sense has improved somewhat since I've been on the scene. I now buy all his clothes because he never shops & he'd seriously be wearing the same things he has owned for years & years (my "favourite" are his Line 7 trackies ).
DH is always doing DIY around the house. Trouble is he doesn't keep one set of old clothes so he has so many clothes that are holey & paint-splattered & generally look like cr*p.
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 9:45am
OMG Andie, that is just classic! I am seriously ROFLMAO!Poor you! Mind you, Willie is also a big stubbies fan, and he reckons the reason we conceived the gremlins is coz he stopped wearing undies to work - God forbid any of his workmates be standing next to his truck when he climbs down or they'd get an eyeful 
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 10:50am
Ewww. stubbies with no undies!! That reminds me of when I used to work for my dad, painting texture on exterior of houses. One guy who was a wimp and happened to be wearing stubbies with no undies, wanted me to hold the legs of the ladder while he climbed up it to paint a bit on the gable, and when I looked up HELLO ! Hairy balls steering down at me!!! he was not the most attractive guy, so it REALLY made me feel sick! Needless to say, I didn't look back up!
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 11:01am
Ewww Italiah, scarred for life !
LOL Arohanui, he did pay the other dollar (I hope!) He also gives poor drive thru people a hard time, and he is kinda scary looking so people never know how to take him, and it makes me feel like an idiot!
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Posted By: AliaDawn
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 12:11pm
Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 12:41pm
OMG ROFLMAO this thread is way too much.. I honestly have tears streaming down my face Just what I needed too as I've been feeling quite crappy lately
When I first met Raoul (DF) he and his family took me to the zoo... we had been there for about 5 miutes and the whole family started dancing in public and singing at the top of their lungs LOL so for a conservative homebody like myself that was VERY embarrassing but since then I am so used to it I just let it go without a second glance. HA what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger and all
Also, on the clothes front.. Some of DF's undies are appauling.. we call them his crotchless panties LOL and he has multiples of the same outfit so it looks like he's a homeless man with only one pair of clothes especially when he's unshaved Even a man local to us offered him 6 dollars for a sandwich and a coffee thinking he was a street walker HEHE that'll teach him
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Posted By: my4beauties
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 12:43pm
AliaDawn wrote:
So long as he doesn't wear the holey crotch undes AND shorts at the same time Lol.
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Haha, no don't think that's happened.... yet! And the hole in his undies at the back anyway.
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Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 12:45pm
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Oh lordy this is all too funny... the crotchless panties..... the commando shorts.... hilarious!
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 12 March 2008 at 12:55pm
I am just about wetting myself here! It is SO good to know that I didn't manage to score myself the only "hilarious" male out there!
LMAO at the $6 for a sandwich Neeks!
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