bare bottom ducks
Printed From: OHbaby!
Category: General Chat
Forum Name: General Chat
Forum Description: For mums, dads, parents-to-be, grandparents, friends -- you name it! And you name the topic you want to chat about!
URL: https://www.ohbaby.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=16453
Printed Date: 07 October 2025 at 10:53am
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.05 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: bare bottom ducks
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: bare bottom ducks
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 2:10pm
|
Curious G's post made me think of this and it always makes me laugh so I thought I'd share.
When my niece and nephew (17 months apart in age) were toddlers they were notorious for avoiding getting dressed after their baths so my dad would tease them by saying that the bare bottom ducks where going to catch them and bite their bottoms then he would chase them around the room making duck noises and pecking motions with his hand (much to their delight). One day my sister took them to a local petting zoo and bought them a bag of bread each to feed the birds. The got near the duck pond and all these ducks started crowding towards them knowing that they were about to be fed. My niece and nephew immediately covered their bottoms with their hands to protect them - yes, the same hands that were still holding the bags of bread that the ducks were after. You can guess the rest. PMSL - poor kids will be scarred for life. -------------  
|
Replies:
Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 2:19pm
hahahaha poor kids...but that is really funny! ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
http://lilypie.com"> 
|
Posted By: Bobbie
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 2:51pm
PMSL - that's really funny  -------------  
 
|
Posted By: tishy
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 3:09pm
|
haha! I love it!
|
Posted By: miss
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 3:35pm
|
ROFL!!!! Love it! -------------  
|
Posted By: arohanui
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 5:00pm
|
haha that's funny as! love it! ------------- Mama to DS1 (5 years), DS2 (3 years) and... http://alterna-tickers.com" rel="nofollow"> 
|
Posted By: Rackhell
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 5:25pm
| that's very funny and has cheered me up no end |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 5:34pm
|
hehehehe sooo funny ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 7:34pm
|
haha, i betcha they didn't run around with no pants on after that, they'd think it would happen literally. ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja 
|
Posted By: scarecrowfarm
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 7:56pm
|
That totally cracked me up. Great story. ------------- Robyn www.scarecrowfarm.co.nz |
Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 8:21pm
|
Thank you so much for the good laugh ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |