Nobody ever believes me!
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Topic: Nobody ever believes me!
Posted By: Maya
Subject: Nobody ever believes me!
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 12:04pm
When I tell them how feral my children are. So here is the proof. This is five minutes carnage while I was in the shower, starring Maya Grace and featuring the gremlins as her evil helpers. It seems they were moving out - all the clothes OUT of the drawers and onto the floor, then into a pile in the lounge. And people wonder why I'm at my wits end...
(I can laugh about it now, but only just!) -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
 (02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: Snickerdoodle
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 12:07pm
Oh dear...
Sorry - I can't stop myself from laughing... ------------- 
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Posted By: gemsmum
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 12:09pm
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Oh Emma - I would've lost it completely over that! I think you must be wayyyyy more patient than me. That's the problem with having more than one....my niece is an only child and pretty much an angel, while my two egg each other on and get up to all sorts!! I think each on their own would be much better behaved.
Big hugs to you. Have fun sorting clothes. ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: Snickerdoodle
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 12:10pm
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OK. I've stopped laughing.
I picture Hannah and Future Child doing that. Not fun.  -------------
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 12:10pm
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I guess on the plus side, I DID mean to get around to going thru their drawers and sorting out the clothes they've outgrown etc. ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: peanut butter
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 12:21pm
| Does Maya wear anything that isnt pink????? sorry I am still laughing too.....just imagine what a boy will do....HELP! |
Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 12:23pm
Oh no 
I never doubted you for a second Emma, Lucas can be very destructive so I'd hate to think what twins would be like!!! ------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 1:02pm
Nah, I don't believe you Emma...those pics are totally photoshopped!  
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Posted By: marielb
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 1:07pm
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Oh dear!!!
I believe you, and feel very sorry for you (although, I did have a wee giggle at the pile of pink!!) |
Posted By: Jay_R
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 1:46pm
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LOL, Emma you poor thing!
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Posted By: jenann
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 2:45pm
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maybe there trying to help you
it's time to sort out mum so we can get new stuff lol i thought it was funny to but wouldn't if it was here lol |
Posted By: BabyKiwi
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 3:01pm
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Sorry like everyone, I was laughing. What stopped me was thinking about DD doing the same when she is bigger!
As a few have said, maybe they are giving you a helping hand!! |
Posted By: emachan
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 3:06pm
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Lol - it kind of looks like the mess I made last night when I was sorting through my drawers of clothes (they were becoming so full I could hardly shut some of them!)
I hope that you made them help you put them away again after you sorted through those clothes!  ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  DD#1 Sept 08 DD#2 Oct 09 |
Posted By: floss
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 3:24pm
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Ha that looks like my wardrobe at the mo I started cleaning and never got back there opps ------------- My beautiful big girl Sienna 15.04.06 Double the trouble double the fun Noah & Lola 10/11/07 |
Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 3:54pm
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Oh yeah, that looks like what Michaela does to her room if we catch her early - it gets worse the longer she's in there. Can't imagine having 3 of them!! -------------  
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Posted By: Bubbaloo
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 4:03pm
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Oh no Emma sorry but I also had a bit of a giggle. I used to that when I was little my poor mum. ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  Was danni-chick Mum to James My Angel 28/07/08 |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 4:41pm
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oh my goodness ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: Rackhell
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 4:44pm
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Cheeky Monkeys!
I'd be cross and tempted to garbage bag up mayas clothes and not give them back to her until she does something nice - i would give her one item at a time so that she appreciates what she has. Clothes too pretty (in pink) to be strewn on the floor like that... |
Posted By: blondy
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 5:57pm
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well the positive thing (for me, not you!) is that embarking on having just one baby right now seems much much easier! -------------  
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Posted By: emeldee
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 6:33pm
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Amateurs - I'll need to take a photo of the destruction that the two mini monsters make - mischief (Andrew) and mayhem (Connor) can leave your girls trailing behind in the mess stakes. Then you throw in the 12 year old (code name - Stinky) and the pit that he emerges from...if only cameras could capture smells and publish them.
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Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 8:32pm
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Oh Bugger...
Oh I would have them in time out so quickly there feet wouldn't have hit the ground. Nyah does that too, and it drives me mental. I actually spent a couple of hours yesterday sorting out her mess. ------------- Mr Mellow (16) Miss Attitude (8) Destructa Kid (3) 
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Posted By: nictoddie
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 8:49pm
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haha maybe I should let miss m do that and it may motivate me to go through hers lol,I can't be arsed just did her brothers last week and gearing up to do hers this week ------------- 
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Posted By: susieq
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 9:05pm
| Very cute |
Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 9:08pm
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Emeldee!! *waves* What you doing back here??! Nice to see you!
Anywho, threadjack aside....*snigger*....that's even better than what you described Emma!!!  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 10:20pm
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OMG! Hehehehe! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 10:23pm
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I know a 4 year old boy by himself can do that much damage too. ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: kiwikid
Date Posted: 26 April 2008 at 10:29pm
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Oh Dear! At least on the bright side there was no talc powder, vaseline or any kind of oil involved!!!!! That is a fair amount of carnage for 5 mins ------------- 
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 27 April 2008 at 11:18am
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oh emma!!!! i knew you weren't faking it! i see the destruction 2 little beasts can do let alone 3......insert an iggle piggle in there and you'll be in an institution before we know it!!
is maya hanging her head in shame in pic 2?  ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 27 April 2008 at 11:22am
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LOL Vanessa, nope, I think she's trying to sneak past me in the hopes she can blame it all on the gremlins
And yep, I am eternally grateful that I only had a five mnute shower so there was no time for them to get into the nappy cream, powder.... ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: hooper
Date Posted: 27 April 2008 at 12:57pm
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iam still laughing, i thought my dd made a mess! ------------- Desiree 
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Posted By: daikini
Date Posted: 27 April 2008 at 1:53pm
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I'm with emeldee - Amateurs!
Josiah can make that much mess alone in 5 minutes... once Xavier and Kiya start "helping", well, lets just say that Kiya is capable of more mess in 1 minute than the boys can make in a day! ------------- Becca, mum of 2 girls & 3 boys |
Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 27 April 2008 at 5:43pm
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Im not laughing at the pics emma, i PROMISE
I know this girl , we'll call her Caitlyn , cos thats her name, and one morning i came out to the kitchen and she had got her self breakfast, most of which was on the floor, had emptied her clothes drawers, taken all the books off the bookcase, and then just to add that extra "zing' to it, she emptied the entire bean bag, all over the floor. Oh and there was the time she squirted tomato sauce from the kitchen to her bedroom , and then all through her bed.(thank goodness for nappisan btw) ahhhh, they're such a joy
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 27 April 2008 at 7:17pm
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Yep, we just gotta love 'em (or put up with them at least )
Today they thought it would be fun to pull all the cutlery out of the drawer. Coz of course 29-week pregnant mum is so keen on getting on the floor to pick them all up *rolls eyes* I did make Maya clean up the glitter she spilt all over the kitchen floor tho... ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 27 April 2008 at 10:56pm
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i'm sooo not letting jack and charli read this thread! ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com">
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Posted By: Two Blondinis
Date Posted: 28 April 2008 at 8:26am
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I knew there was a reason I bought her old second hand drawers that I can only just open and a wardrobe with her clothes at the top
That is also the main reason why we got rid of the change table. Every time I would put the nappies in the tray, all stuffed and ready to go, Miss C would come in and throw them all around them room - then explode in her pants when I had no made up nappies available! NICE!  ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
 
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 7:46pm
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Reminds me of when Maya and my Mercedes destroyed the bedroom. Only difference is they had water to wash the dolls lol ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 7:50pm
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Or the gremlins and the caramel cake... ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 8:19pm
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ROFLMAO at the gremlins and the caramel cake hahahaahahaha ------------- http://lilypie.com">
Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs |