This got emailed to me lol
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Topic: This got emailed to me lol
Posted By: NeoshasMummy
Subject: This got emailed to me lol
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 2:53pm
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Why parents drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello ?' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, 'No.' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes.' May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else t here? 'Yes ,' whispered the child, 'a policeman '. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with th e policeman?' ' No, he's busy ', whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' 'A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,' The search team just landed a helicopter . ' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME . ------------- https://secure.fertilityfriend.com/home/30c4ec/" rel="nofollow">  Mrs Te Kani ❤️ Neosha 26/5/2007 |
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Posted By: cuppatea
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 2:58pm
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Hahahahahaha ------------- 
 
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 4:09pm
LOL! Apparently I did that for real when I was little, (minus confessing to my dad's boss) I was hiding behind an armchair in the lounge blissfully unaware of the search teams out looking for me!  ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 5:24pm
LMAO....... ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: LeahandJoel
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 5:27pm
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Oh that is funny!! -------------  
 
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Posted By: Bobbie
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 5:34pm
Yep my sis did that. We had cops and a search party - she had decided to play hide and seek (by herself) and was asleep in a wardrobe  -------------  
 
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 5:44pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: JPP
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 7:11pm
LMAO  ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://daisypath.com">
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 7:49pm
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HAhahahaha I was laughing quite loudly that Andrew had to come in and see why I was laughing ------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived! |
Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 9:02pm
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ROFLMAO!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 9:55pm
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hehehehe that's brilliant! ------------- http://www.alternatickers.com"> 
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 10:02pm
| that would be funny, if I wasn't convinced that it would be one of my children. |
Posted By: MrsMojo
Date Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:23am
My parents took us (4 kids) out to a fair and 'lost' me when I was a few years old. I wandered off to find a nice cosy place to sleep and was eventually found, fast asleep, in a box under a table. -------------  
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