Mmmm Poo - Yummy
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Topic: Mmmm Poo - Yummy
Posted By: BuzzyBee
Subject: Mmmm Poo - Yummy
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 7:55pm
Sneaky little bugger decided to play with his man bits while I was changing his nappy ...was too fast for me and hand was back in the mouth before I could stop him - GROSS ....I was horrified to say the least. Yuck yuck yuck. So what's your poo story? LOL ....I'm sure mine is pretty tame compared to some  ------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
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Posted By: Rachael21
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 7:58pm
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Eww Lucas
I do have to say I have a way worse one. Caprece was having no nappy time and she pooed while I was out of the room, when I came back Jack had pushed his wee table through it so it was all over the table and squished into the carpet. The worst part, Caprece was eating it and was covered in it
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 7:58pm
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Ewwww!
OK so none of mine have ever eaten it, but Sienna went thru a stage of taking her nappy off then pooing on the floor. Oh and when they were about 3 mths old we were at Mum and Dads and I put them on the floor for nappy off time with a mat under each of them, and both of them wriggled off and pooed on Mum and Dads veeeeery expensive Persian rug, Dad had kittens! And another time at Mum and Dad's Sienna took her nappy off and pooed on the floor then Mercedes stood in it. -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
 (02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: HippyMama
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 7:59pm
I was desperate for a a clean (cloth) nappy to put DD in just for a nap one day as I was running low, and put her in one with velcro fastening and no pants (too hot) - DUMB move! All was quiet for about 10 mins, until she started screaming - I go in to find her standing butt naked in bed surrounded by rabbit turd type poos that had rolled *everywhere*. She was screaming because she had stood in them, and because every time she moved the rest would roll all over the mattress  Thank goodness for mattress protectors is all I can say!------------- Mama to two earth walkers & two angels. Remember, you are not managing an inconvenience; You are raising a human being. ~ Kittie Franz Next Slingbabies! Meet - Friday 4th May !! |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:01pm
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Ewww Pearls you just reminded me about the time Sienna took her sleepsack and nappy off and fell asleep with a bare butt, then pooed and woke up freaking out about it coz it was all over the cot! ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: .Mel
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:05pm
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I'm eating my crumble at the moment brb ------------- Mr Mellow (16) Miss Attitude (8) Destructa Kid (3) 
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Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:05pm
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Lol reading some of your stories I think I'd rather mine ....less cleaning up to do LOL! Least to say I cleaned his mouth out well with a soapy cloth and lots of toothpaste haha.
It wasn't much...just a smidgen, but the idea of eating my own sh*t definitely doesn't wet my whistle .... ------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:06pm
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They need to invent baby handcuffs/feet cuffs for when you're changing their pooey nappies. So much work when you have a wriggler. It's impossible. ------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
Posted By: HippyMama
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:13pm
I have an amazing 'no poo' story too though! 
My mum was babysitting one day so DH and I could go grocery shopping on our own, and this happened to coincide with her nap time. As it turns out DD pooed just before she was due to go down, and I had pre-stuffed a couple of clean nappies for mum to use. Mum got through cleaning her up and changing her fine, and put her down for a sleep. We get in from doing the shopping and DD is still asleep but woke not long after, I go in to see her and was just rubbing her back gently when I looked down and thought "Hmmm, something is not right!" So gave her bum a little pat (pants on) and, you guessed it, NO NAPPY! 
Miracle of all miracles, DD had not pooed *or* weed - I was just stunned, both DH and mum came running in when they heard me cracking up! I just couldn't believe DD had been asleep for a good two hours and was still dry
I think mum had just been a bit flustered and worn out from chasing DD around, getting her fed, changed, and into bed that she forgot to put one of the clean naps on Hehehe.------------- Mama to two earth walkers & two angels. Remember, you are not managing an inconvenience; You are raising a human being. ~ Kittie Franz Next Slingbabies! Meet - Friday 4th May !! |
Posted By: peanut butter
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:15pm
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LMAO!!!!!!! We have only had the nappy free smeared across baby and carpet type. But handling his "manbits" whilst changing a pooey nappy is a common occurance....I try to clean those pretty promptly. And does yours really pull on it...like stretch it right out like a natural confectionery co snake?
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Posted By: lizzle
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:16pm
| I found double sided sticky tape on their hands good. they get fascinated. |
Posted By: peanut butter
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:17pm
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just at nappy change time? Or all the time??? |
lizzle wrote:Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:18pm
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Lol Liz thats a good idea.
Nikki in reply to your question, yup he stretches his willy from here to Timbucktoo ....seriously anyone would think it was made of elastic! I cringe soo much when he does it. ------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:21pm
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*silently grateful for having all girls* ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: peanut butter
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:23pm
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DH cringes when HE sees it! |
Posted By: pepsi
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:24pm
Maybe when he's older he'll get a job in the "Puppetry of the penis" show 
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Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:27pm
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------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
Posted By: Brenna
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:30pm
I've been to this and it's hilarious!!!!!! ------------- My beautiful 2 girls...nearly 4 and 13 months
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:37pm
Agreed!! Well one girl in my case but still.... ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: caitlynsmygirl
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 8:46pm
haha, whos the egg for eating crumble and clicking on a thread named "poo....yummy".....but at least you weren't eating chocolate mousse ... |
Posted By: Shezamumof3
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:10pm
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Oh god, i have A LOT to look forward to dont I lol!!! ------------- |
Posted By: mummyofprinces
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:18pm
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Pearls, that poo story is hilarious.
I have not laughed so hard in a long time. 
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Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:27pm
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HAHAHA talking about laughing ....not sure where I read it but someone was saying how she was preggy and went shopping late at night on her own. Bundled the grocery bags into the back of her car and then jumped in the back of hte car herself and wondered why the car wasn't moving ...2 mins later she realises she drove herself there?
Now THAT had me in fits of laughter ....I can just imagine the expressions on ones face haha ------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
Posted By: mummyofprinces
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:29pm
| another good one, DH thinks Im mad cracking up all by myself. |
Posted By: BuzzyBee
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:30pm
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Lol my mum often gives me strange looks too ------------- Single Mum to a darling wee boy of 3 years :) |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:53pm
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When Ella was tiny, DH was changing her nappy and he went to put some cream on her butt. At that very moment she decided to let go of the poo she'd been cooking for 3 days. I swear to god I've never seen DH move so fast! He was a bit like a cat when you creep up on them, just kind of leapt straight up and backwards with a look of pure horror on his face.
He said "I had my finger in the way and it came out so fast, it was like when you put your thumb over a hose and it sprays everywhere!" Poor guy! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:55pm
Oh and YES to the penis thing! Benjy also likes to squish it as hard as he can between his fingers   ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and:
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Posted By: Redbedrock
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 10:45pm
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I have just worked out that raisins and sweetcorn taste much better second time round apparently (and i wonder why we have rotavirus in the house at the moment) ------------- http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Posted By: emachan
Date Posted: 25 May 2008 at 11:34am
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Thanks for bringing a smile to my face this Sunday morning,
All I can say is, Thank goodness I still have a few months to prepare myself for these kind of happenings!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  DD#1 Sept 08 DD#2 Oct 09 |
Posted By: SMoody
Date Posted: 25 May 2008 at 12:20pm
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I only have one and thank goodness for that. Grant was suppose to watch McKayla in the lounge while I was having a bath. Got out and came in the lounge and immediatly smelled somethign bad. There Grant is watching tv with McKayla on the carpet right in front of him with her nappy off playing with her freaking Poo. All I can say is I was seriously not happy with Grant. Fine you cant see it perhaps but smell? He did clean the carpet all by himself while I bathed her. But mmmmm I am so happy I dont have any other such stories. ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: LeahandJoel
Date Posted: 25 May 2008 at 1:13pm
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Only had a poo shooter experience here, and that went off the change table down DP across the carpet and the bed!! Must say though, girl bits get played with a lot in the bath in our house, all the while with a big grin on her face!! -------------  
 
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 25 May 2008 at 1:43pm
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i only have one poo storey too lol wen james was around 3 weeks old i was changivg his bum just after a feed when i lifted his legs the poo went all over the clean nappy all over the chouch and all over my sisters arm lol ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: Glow
Date Posted: 25 May 2008 at 2:17pm
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I haven't had anything too gross happen in my bum changing days. Just the usual, hands on willy, then in the mouth & nappy free time accidents. And when Brae was TT & learning to wipe he smeared the poo on his fingers all over the wall
I do remember Mum telling me about when i was little my cousin & i were playing outside & he'd gone poo in his pants, i was teasing him & he got all mad with me & grabbed out a handful & wiped it all over my face & hair Mum wasn't impressed having to clean up someone elses kids poo. ------------- Mummy of Two Boys B: 2004 K: 2007 |
Posted By: blondie
Date Posted: 25 May 2008 at 3:07pm
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Yip our DS was a poo smearer all over the wallpaper in his room but the wallpapaer is textered it was always fun getting it of the walls while he was asleep he would also have it under finger nails and yeah sometime around his mouth YUK poos...
Yay he doesn't do it anymore ------------- 
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